I have a hypothesis re: Allen that checks a couple boxes

[bigduke6]

the theory makes more sense if theyve found out they cant have kids for whatever reason.  i absolutely hope thats not the case,  its a terrible feeling.  something sure seems off with Josh though.  

[finn]

He does seem distracted. This is bleak and nothing to joke about, but she could have had a miscarriage. That can really shake people up. 

[RobbRiddick]

I don't know if anyone remembers but there was a great episode of Married with Children where Al puts a bet on a college game and the star QB falls in love with Kelly. In the end, as a favor to her dad, Kelly tells the QB he gets zero sex until his team wins the big game. The sexually frustrated QB then says "I'm gonna tear them apart".

 

In the end he gets injured before the game so Al takes his place, wins the game and says "I'm goin to Disney Land".

 

 

 

I don't know why I just told you all this.

[Stads]

2 hours ago, strive_for_five_guy said:

Can the baby create separation and catch?

During the birth, they're going to need to spread the field and find the hole in the zone. Baby should be a natural

[YoloinOhio]

50 minutes ago, HappyDays said:

 

You just know Mahomes is texting his wife "staying late at practice" and then he just sits in the parking lot for an hour before driving home.

Did you see the bags under his eyes at his press conference the other day 

[Lost]

24 minutes ago, Process said:

Honestly, not getting great vibes from Allen lately. Looks and sounds like a guy who is ready to hang em up and hit the golf course. Hopefully he shuts all of us up on Sunday. 

 

I'd be ready to hang em up too if my coaches were telling me just hand the ball off and never throw 3 yards beyond the line of scrimmage. 

[chris heff]

2 hours ago, Marcus Aurelius said:

After reading some rather esoteric stuff from Ms. Haley lately  ...

Methinks she is pregnant with thought 

You are one philosophical MFer.

[Augie]

Never, ever underestimate the power of hormones. Help yourself and remember that. 

2 minutes ago, chris heff said:

You are one philosophical MFer.

 

…and you are an eloquent chap yourself. 

 

 

[Old Coot]

3 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said:

With the money they make, he shouldn't.

 

My ex and I got a nanny and that nanny helped us sleep.

 

They can afford more coverage than we could.

I'm guessing that it's a nanny the coverage isn't man coverage.

[NoSaint]

3 hours ago, Simon said:

 

Haley is pregnant with their first and Josh is going to spend the next year or so stumbling through life like a stoned Alzheimer's patient.

seeing how he played after the pregnant bartender - you might be on to something here

[SectionC3]

This thread should be deleted.  Leave these people alone.  Football is one thing.  Life is another. 

[Simon]

8 minutes ago, SectionC3 said:

This thread should be deleted.  Leave these people alone.  Football is one thing.  Life is another. 

 

I don't think we're bothering anybody.

Hell, I'll be happy for them if they're expecting, even if it does turn Allen into a scatter-brained halfwit for the year.

[ALLinALLEN]

I just think his receivers are bad and hes in year 7 or whatever with mcdumb and realizing he may never get one.