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Like this guy. From this interview:

 

Reporter 1: You eat with your hands?

Hollins: Yeah, you just eat with your hands. That’s what they’re there for.

Reporter 2: Like anything?

Hollins: Anything.

Reporter 2, fascinatedly: Really?

Reporter 3: Pasta?

Hollins: If you can’t eat it with your hands, you shouldn’t be eating it.

Reporter 4: Soup?

Hollins: Shouldn’t be eating soup. You’ve never seen a lion eat soup. You’ve never seen a gorilla. You’ve never seen anything savage eat soup.

 

He can also ball.

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19 minutes ago, wettlaufer said:

Like this guy. From this interview:

 

Reporter 1: You eat with your hands?

Hollins: Yeah, you just eat with your hands. That’s what they’re there for.

Reporter 2: Like anything?

Hollins: Anything.

Reporter 2, fascinatedly: Really?

Reporter 3: Pasta?

Hollins: If you can’t eat it with your hands, you shouldn’t be eating it.

Reporter 4: Soup?

Hollins: Shouldn’t be eating soup. You’ve never seen a lion eat soup. You’ve never seen a gorilla. You’ve never seen anything savage eat soup.

 

He can also ball.

My son is 12. And I have the same issue with him. It's a fight to get him to use a fork.

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9 minutes ago, MPL said:

I used to hate soup. Then I started making this creamy potato and leek soup and everything changed. 

I hate that word... Leek. I also hate the word Moist. Now I'm sick thinking about those two words together. I got to go. 

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1 minute ago, Whkfc said:

My son is 12. And I have the same issue with him. It's a fight to get him to use a fork.

You don’t use a fork to eat soup… maybe that’s your problem 

1 minute ago, Goin Breakdown said:

I hate that word... Leek. I also hate the word Moist. Now I'm sick thinking about those two words together. I got to go. 

What about catheter or toilette? Both are funky words to pronounce. 

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I'm glad to know this person is fundamentally opposed to using cutlery. I can't wait to learn more of his interesting viewpoints.

4 minutes ago, Prospector said:

What about catheter or toilette? Both are funky words to pronounce. 

I enter corduroy and bivouac into the mix.

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My wife and I used to feed each other soup during romantic occasions. She wasn't that into it but I swear, the louder she slurped it off the spoon the more I'd sweat. She left me back in 1997 and I haven't seen her since

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2 minutes ago, RobbRiddick said:

My wife and I used to feed each other soup during romantic occasions. She wasn't that into it but I swear, the louder she slurped it off the spoon the more I'd sweat. She left me back in 1997 and I haven't seen her since

Good for her… and she didn’t end up as a skin lamp shade in your window is also a plus. 

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14 minutes ago, BillsFanForever19 said:

Yeah, Hollins is a different kind of cat. He went viral for walking around town barefoot. I enjoyed watching his interview. Definitely an interesting personality.

 

 

 

His hair looks kind of weird. The whole interview I just kept seeing this:

 

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11 minutes ago, Goin Breakdown said:

I hate that word... Leek. I also hate the word Moist. Now I'm sick thinking about those two words together. I got to go. 


When she gets moist she starts to leek. 

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