Stroke 17 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 All day, all week in fact the experts on all the NFL talk shows keep talking about the football being so hard when the game is played in frigid temps. You know, its like catching a stone, kicking a cinder block too slick to handle. Tired of it, So I ask, during rain games a ball boy has the job to keep drying and rotating dry balls into the game for better handling. In fact the referees sometimes holds a towel over the ball until the offense breaks the huddle. In the year 2024 why not have the same ball boys rotate balls kept in a warming device so at least this part of the game isn't affected. They do bring in special balls for kicking, why keep them out in the cold. Jeez, even my pizza delivery guy has such a heater. Guess the NFL, the players and the talking heads would rather talk about it than fix it. Cold balls, warm balls, ice balls whatever, please Bills bring the big Ba**s and kick the squealers in their soft Ba**s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallMeAndy Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Balls: When they’re too tough for them, they’re just right for us! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Digg? Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 I’m just here for all of the balls comments 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 It might not even last til the first snap. Effectively it would be pointless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KellyToTasker Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 10 hours ago, Big Turk said: It might not even last til the first snap. Effectively it would be pointless And that’s what she said…..I’ll see myself out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen2Moulds Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Stroke....talking about hard balls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIT BY SPIKES Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 I only read the title however my Doctor said it was nothing to worry about and they would eventually soften. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Boy Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 I like Josh Allen balls dee…… er…. I mean, Deep balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed_Formerly_of_Roch Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 11 hours ago, Big Turk said: It might not even last til the first snap. Effectively it would be pointless He's saying you keep them in a heating device, maybe every 2 snaps bring in a new one out of the oven. The oven keeps them say at 70 deg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4th&long Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Sounds like somebody needs to see a doctor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Grundy Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Hard Balls...see Christian Wilkins😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Ed_Formerly_of_Roch said: He's saying you keep them in a heating device, maybe every 2 snaps bring in a new one out of the oven. The oven keeps them say at 70 deg. I would think the rapidly changing and potential uneven temperature of the ball would cause more issues than what they are trying to prevent. Edited January 14 by Big Turk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 "I wish my balls were colder." - Mike McDaniel 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan714 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Christian Wilkins----did somebody say balls? Where? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 You could easily implement a system where you have the "oven" on the sideline keeping the balls warm. And a few kids operating the system. After EVERY play, the ball works its way off the field and into the rotation, going into the oven. And after EVERY play, a new, warm ball works its way onto the field to be spotted and used in the next play. This is not as complicated as it might sound. The NFL still does a LOT of stuff stupidly. They are stuck in the past with a lot of this type of thing. And as we all know, you gotta keep your balls warm, especially in cold weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobilz Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody comes and comes again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got Great balls of fire 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyBoy Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 What if the balls stay hard longer than 4 hours?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 13 hours ago, TheyCallMeAndy said: Balls: When they’re too tough for them, they’re just right for us! Where would you rather have your balls than right here right now! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 27 minutes ago, PonyBoy said: What if the balls stay hard longer than 4 hours?? Call Tom Brady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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