Chandler#81 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hapless Bills Fan Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 I am concerned that suit of armor would hinder that squirrel's mobility "Is this a Bottle I see before me...Nozzle towards my Hand?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 It's very hard to discover the whereabouts of the best tribute bands because they've covered their tracks so well. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Niagara Bill Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 George Bernard Shaw Note to Winston Churchill I am sending you 2 tickets to my opening night performance. Bring a friend if you have one. Churchill to Shaw Sorry I am unable to attend opening night but will attend second performance, if there is one Groucho I've have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but I am afraid this wasn't it. Oscar Wilde Some cause happiness where ever they go, others whenever they go. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg S Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Little Dennis was asked to say grace for the family at Thanksgiving dinner this year. "I'm going to pray the way mommy does: 'Oh God . . . , Oh god . . . , don't stop . . . , Jesus . . . Oh my god, yes . . . .'" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 This one may hit too close to home after last Sunday's game... 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Punching Bag Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Chandler#81 said: I wonder if he will pay for bills for plastic surgeon she rang up before meeting him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 🤦♂️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 6 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: 🤦♂️ I can read Japanese and was going to correct your writing until I got to 2nd half and realize you did not know it was not about sex or you do not know anything about sex. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 not entirely accurate, but the sentiment.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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qwksilver Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Oldie but a goodie. What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niagara Bill Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 I had a rose named after me and I was flattered until I read the description. No good in bed but fine against the wall. Eleanor Roosevelt The secret of a good sermon is a good beginning and good ending and have the two be as close as possible. George Burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! 2 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 11 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! ‘Tis the season? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 7 hours ago, Augie said: Would be funnier if turkeys had teeth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Limeaid said: Would be funnier if turkeys had teeth. As God is my witness, I thought turkeys had teef! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 10 minutes ago, Simon said: As God is my witness, I thought turkeys had teef! I had no idea your real name was Richard Sanders! (Colonel Sanders I may have guessed) 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 (edited) Edited November 28, 2020 by ChevyVanMiller 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 😲 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Gugny? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 So perusing YouTube I've randomly discovered the source. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Warcodered said: So perusing YouTube I've randomly discovered the source. With that kind of "perusing" I might suggest you clear your browser history and for good measure, spray bleach on your hard drive. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Warcodered said: So perusing YouTube I've randomly discovered the source. Reported. Account suspended. Lazer equipped drone dispatched to your general location. These 🔽 dispatched to your door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 11 hours ago, Warcodered said: So perusing YouTube I've randomly discovered the source. He’s absolutely crushing puss. Who knew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 So a man is on his way home from work and he stops to buy a bouquet of roses for his lovely wife. He walks in the door and hands the flowers over to his bride with a big smile on his face. Snidely, his wife says “Great, now I guess I have to spread my legs.” The man replies “Don’t you have a vase or something?” 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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