Warcodered Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 So wait the Coronavirus comes from bats and is killed by sunlight... artists sketch of the suspect: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chandler#81 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Step right up! Getcher’s today! You won’t die, maybe.. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Foxx Posted April 24, 2020 Author Share Posted April 24, 2020 https://twitter.com/paul_haine/status/855522578953375745 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chandler#81 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Quicher cryin’. This ain’t gonna hurt, ya whippersnapper! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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muppy Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 LMAO Sparky Molter  A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are - my - test - results - back?" 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 47 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: What actually sucks is that they did have a good draft... but, I hope they don't make the playoffs either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Augie Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, WhoTom said: Our Governor disagrees! BRING IT ON! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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/dev/null Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 man walks up to a food truck with a sign on the truck Hamburgers $5 Fries $3 Handj*bs $10 He asks the woman at the counter if she was the one giving the handjobs. To which she replied yes. The man asked her to wash her hands because he wants a cheeseburger and fries 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Good morning, Officer! ? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chandler#81 Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Airport signs. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Imagine how difficult life must be when you’re dumber than a pigeon.... 3 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gugny Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Whether you're an Ellen fan, or not, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND watching this video. I laughed so hard, my stomach hurt. Very fun and funny stuff ... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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plenzmd1 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Today marks 7 weeks of isolation. Running 5 miles a day, no meat, dairy or flour. Eating fresh vegetables and home cooked meals every day. The change has been fantastic! Zero alcohol. A healthy, gluten-free, caffeine-free diet and a 1-hour home workout every day. Lost 35 pounds and gained muscle mass. So I have no idea who wrote this, but I am so proud of them that I decided to copy and paste. 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WhoTom Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 A moment later, she was sitting alone in her pew. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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