Nanker Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Named (and patented) the most famous and delicious dish he ever created and right here on OTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Nanker said: Named (and patented) the most famous and delicious dish he ever created and right here on OTW. Duh, he picked his name because he is enthralled with being the worl’s most active wanker.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 will be learning to code soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Knows how to calm down a prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 can belch the alphabet - in morse code Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 3 hours ago, /dev/null said: can belch the alphabet - in morse code Has sexual satisfaction from looking at toads... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share Posted March 15, 2019 Wrote a children’s book entitled “The Adventures of Bill, Rex and Skippy” which involved a lonely golden retriever seeking affection from his master who purchases commercial size jars of peanut butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 best lunch buyer at 518 get together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Disrupter of global financial systems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 (edited) Promised to ‘eat his own dick’ if BitCoin doesn’t hit $500K. EDIT : I’m sorry - I feel a reference is necessary... https://diegorod.github.io/WillMcAfeeEatHisOwnDick/ . Edited March 17, 2019 by The Senator 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Is dyslexic and truly believes that every year The Bills will be going 0-19 baby! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Nanker said: Is dyslexic and truly believes that every year The Bills will be going 0-19 baby! Has collected “seniors” underwear from nursing homes for years. He then skillfully frames it for display in his home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Knows just the right lotion to put in the basket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Prosciutto specialist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Critics agree: Award-winning thermostat wrangler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 A stand up comedian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Another Fan said: A stand up comedian Has memorized every health care billing code from Appendectomy to Zygoat Adoption. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 18 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Has memorized every health care billing code from Appendectomy to Zygoat Adoption. Renowned for the king-sized lunch pal he brings to work each day, metaphorically speaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 9 hours ago, Nextmanup said: Renowned for the king-sized lunch pal he brings to work each day, metaphorically speaking. Always polite, letting others go right before him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Patiently waiting for the 50 year reunion tour of Seaver and Koosman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 31 minutes ago, Uncle Joe said: Patiently waiting for the 50 year reunion tour of Seaver and Koosman. Has built up quite a successful and lucrative painting career, known mostly for his American Old West themes featuring sweeping landscapes and wildlife, in particular showcasing the North American bison. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Owns an impressive collection of scabs which look like deceased US presidents. His most valuable, a brownish knee scab which resembles Grover Cleveland. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 ^^ Can take a punch and STILL catch a pair of wet dentures. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Can tell the temperature at which you set your thermostat simply by sniffing your arm pit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Just now, Johnny Hammersticks said: Can tell the temperature at which you set your thermostat simply by sniffing your arm pit. ^^^Shares a birthday with the most awesomeness guy in the world. That fact alone takes him to "super cool" level in everything he does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Knows how to Polka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 27 minutes ago, Misterbluesky said: Knows how to Polka A proud resident of Cheektowaga, Misterbluesky taught himself the Seneca language to the point of fluency by age 16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 49 minutes ago, Nextmanup said: A proud resident of Cheektowaga, Misterbluesky taught himself the Seneca language to the point of fluency by age 16. Won Cheektowaga Idol by singing an uplifting version of “I did it my way” while simultaneosly grabbing his crotch like Michael Jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Owns the world record at 72’ 7” for distance firing a ping pong ball out of his rectum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 8 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Owns the world record at 72’ 7” for distance firing a ping pong ball out of his rectum. You’re 10’ Short..... but back to the point of the thread .... unable to shoot any balls out of his rectum so he instead took up the hobby of swallowing swords. The little plastic ones you get in mixed drinks.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Has his own YouTube channel exclusively featuring home videos of small children falling off bicycles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 Can fold fabric softener sheets into the shape of his favorite Nickelodeon tv stars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Recognized by the Guinness Book of World Record for most electric fences whizzed on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Knows the difference between a heavy snowfall and a LES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Misterbluesky said: Knows the difference between a heavy snowfall and a LES. An unfortunate childhood accident involving battery acid, a Speedo, and a hot summer day left Miterbluesky with an interesting anatomical feature which allows him to play "God Bless America" on a certain body part like a flute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 11 hours ago, Nextmanup said: An unfortunate childhood accident involving battery acid, a Speedo, and a hot summer day left Miterbluesky with an interesting anatomical feature which allows him to play "God Bless America" on a certain body part like a flute. Nextmanup is a world renowned expert in the field of sewage treatment. Just last week he published a study titled “What to do when your ***** stinks” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Can name all the tv shows Dabney Coleman appeared in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Has a part time job as a clown for children’s parties. His specialty is making anatomically correct balloon animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Could probably take a few quick left paws to the right side of his face from a 55 yr old former military man and still be standing. Maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Misterbluesky said: Could probably take a few quick left paws to the right side of his face from a 55 yr old former military man and still be standing. Maybe Is a huge fan of Irving Berlin . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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