whatdrought Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Just now, 3rdnlng said: Lizzie Borden Warren, because of her skill with a tomahawk. Got it. I don't know why I always call her Susan instead of Elizabeth... Elizabeth is the wife's middle name, maybe I'm protecting the name in a Freudian slip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 6 hours ago, B-Man said: Beto O’Rourke Proposes ‘War Tax’ On Everyone Who Hasn’t Served In The Military. Or as Medieval Muslims called it: the jizya. What a ***** moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 6 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Or as Medieval Muslims called it: the jizya. What a ***** moron. Heheheheheh, Hey Beavis he said... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Today's Senate vote. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 https://twitter.com/FuctupMike/status/1144004822821212172 1 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Busy saving humanity (maybe this should be in the Q thread). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 12 minutes ago, Hedge said: Busy saving humanity (maybe this should be in the Q thread). Sorry, I’m on Air Force One, off to save the Free World! That alone makes that the best Tweet EVER!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 3 hours ago, 3rdnlng said: No, no. It used to be Trojan Horse, what with her thin skin and all. Wait... exactly how many Greeks have been inside her? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DC Tom Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said: FIVE moderators? Christ, this could devolve into a debate between them, with the candidates unable to get a word in edge-wise. (P.S. Chuck Todd is a *****.) (P.P.S. Seriously, w-h-o-r-e is censored? What is this, ***** Google?) Edited June 27, 2019 by DC Tom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, DC Tom said: FIVE moderators? Christ, this could devolve into a debate between them, with the candidates unable to get a word in edge-wise. (P.S. Chuck Todd is a *****.) (P.P.S. Seriously, w-h-o-r-e is censored? What is this, ***** Google?) The amount of ego on stage/screen tonight could threaten to implode the universe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 31 minutes ago, Koko78 said: Wait... exactly how many Greeks have been inside her? Trojan ultra thins, so a lot could fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 I'm already laughing at this intro... "Not everyone will be able to respond to every topic..." Warren gets the first question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 If the Twitter streams Trump tweeted about are all gonna be like this, I'll watch them instead: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 "The government is corrupt -- so let's make them more powerful" Liz Warren/Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Holy ***** Beto... pandering much!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Beto looks like he's guilty of farting in an elevator. Corey Booker's face while trying to understand Beto's spanish was the best part so far 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said: "The government is corrupt -- so let's make them more powerful" Liz Warren/Marx Question said 60% of Dems think economy is doing well. Do 60% of Dems own an oil company? Edited June 27, 2019 by 4merper4mer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 LOL None of them are gonna answer that tax question. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 (edited) "This is an economy hurting small businesses and not allowing them to complete." Cory is gonna pull out his Spartacus face. Edited June 27, 2019 by Buffalo_Gal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCal Deek Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Deranged Rhino said: Not able to watch was the second language Ebonics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 This is comic gold. Or would be if we still had parody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Lizzy needs a new hairdresser. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Just now, SoCal Deek said: Not able to watch was the second language Ebonics? Spanish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 1 minute ago, SoCal Deek said: Not able to watch was the second language Ebonics? Pandering in Spanish. This fact-checking is gonna be lit! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCal Deek Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Just now, Buffalo_Gal said: Pandering in Spanish. Well that’s better than RUSSIAN! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 I missed this one: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 (edited) Which one will propose giving everyone $5 million dollars? Edited June 27, 2019 by 4merper4mer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 "Slinging hash at McDonald's...." That will be meme gold. (or would be if anyone knew who this governor was) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCal Deek Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 For the next year these clowns are going to try and convince everyone that we’re all really miserable but we just don’t know it. This is going to be hilarious! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpberr Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 I had no idea some guy named Tim Ryan was running for President. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 These people need to learn the art of the soundbite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Green products? Ummm Lizzy didn't read the internals, did she? And a fact-check: 1 minute ago, Deranged Rhino said: She paused and waited for it. She quickly realized it was not going to happen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 "What we call at home, all foam and no beer" Bill tries to make a name for himself going after Beto -- won't work. People still hate you in your own city, Bill. They hate you more than they even hate Trump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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