YoloinOhio Posted August 9, 2017 Author Share Posted August 9, 2017 "Barren frost moon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roundybout Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Your quarterback: Tyrod Taylor, who struggles to break 200 yards passing a game and yet is somehow the best QB this team has had in 987 years. If this guy’s last name had been FLUTIE, you !@#$s would have sold out his jersey a year and a half ago. Why, I simply can’t imagine why this fanbase wouldn’t fully embrace Tyrod and give him the support he could use to develop as a passer… Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave mcbride Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 It is very funny this year. Best one yet on the Bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NeckBeard Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 They didn't post my rant. Oh well. Still, very, very funny, and delighted that the dildo made a curtain call. I had been hoping for that. I remember watching the game with a bunch of Pats' fans (I live in New England now), and we were all like, "wait, what just fell on the field?" before a bunch of parents started shielding their childrens' eyes. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 OJ is about to be a free man, yet I am still serving a life sentence as a fan of this team. LOL CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rc2catch Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Most of these I find funny. The bills one I guess just sad and true. I could barely laugh cause it's all almost spot on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 My favorite submission (because it is nearly 100% accurate): I begin every December seeing the 6-6 Bills at the bottom of the “IN THE HUNT” graphics and have repeatedly watched week 15 Ravens-Bengals games to root for the tie that’ll keep Buffalo’s 1% chance of making a wild card spot alive. Most of these I find funny. The bills one I guess just sad and true. I could barely laugh cause it's all almost spot on I think it's tougher to write the article when the team has made so many offseason changes. The digs at McD were pretty lame, as was the dig at Pegula. Overall it was still funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickelCity Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 (edited) "The Bills extreme sucking has resulted in my in-laws witnessing me rip a Tom Brady bedazzled bed sheet out of some children’s hands (they spent a long time making this) and throwing it dozens of rows away on a blustery day (Bills lost), scream at and possibly attempt to fight a loud Patriots fan, throw a cup of beer at a Patriots fan, tripping a Patriots fan, yell at a Dolphins fan to get the !@#$ out of Buffalo, tell the entire crowd at the Rogers Center (Bills vs. Falcons in Toronto) that they are “!@#$ing Canadian trash”, spill smuggled whiskey all over my crotch, pass out multiple times on living room floor after returning from the game, send vulgar and obscene text messages to the entire family as fourth quarter ends, and urinate in the corner of a parking lot, in a bush, out of a car, in a beer can, and their backyard. Otherwise I’m pretty much a good-time guy. Go Bills!" I'm dying. Edited August 9, 2017 by NickelCity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 (edited) I didn't like this one as much as last year's. Still pretty funny though. As an aside: is anyone else tired of Magary shoving accusations of racism into every article that isn't about a coastal city team? Edited August 9, 2017 by LeviF91 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NeckBeard Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 HEHEHEHE: "I travelled to London just to watch EJ Manuel lose all control of basic motor skills and metaphorically throw up all over his own dick against the Jacksonville Jaguars. I wanted to find their hotel and plant prostitutes made out of cocaine in his room so he wouldn’t be allowed to come back to America." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 My favorite submission (because it is nearly 100% accurate): I begin every December seeing the 6-6 Bills at the bottom of the “IN THE HUNT” graphics and have repeatedly watched week 15 Ravens-Bengals games to root for the tie that’ll keep Buffalo’s 1% chance of making a wild card spot alive. I think it's tougher to write the article when the team has made so many offseason changes. The digs at McD were pretty lame, as was the dig at Pegula. Overall it was still funny though. It's the annual dance of they have to win 5 of the last 6 and 42 other NFL games have to go the Bills way (10 of them would be upsets of incredible proportion) a few years ago they were mathematically eliminated for the last game and a dozen threads on the BBMB proclaimed how they could get in with the right results week 17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NeckBeard Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 HEHEHEHE: "I travelled to London just to watch EJ Manuel lose all control of basic motor skills and metaphorically throw up all over his own dick against the Jacksonville Jaguars. I wanted to find their hotel and plant prostitutes made out of cocaine in his room so he wouldn’t be allowed to come back to America." Not to be gratuitous and quote myself here, but apologies to anybody who was offended. I had thought the language filter would fixer a couple of the words shown above. Apparently not, and carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunsgoodtime Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 They didn't post my rant. Oh well. Still, very, very funny, and delighted that the dildo made a curtain call. I had been hoping for that. I remember watching the game with a bunch of Pats' fans (I live in New England now), and we were all like, "wait, what just fell on the field?" before a bunch of parents started shielding their childrens' eyes. Good times. Does anyone know who threw the dildo? It's the 1st game I ever went to in Buffalo lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 I didn't like this one as much as last year's. Still pretty funny though. As an aside: is anyone else tired of Magary shoving accusations of racism into every article that isn't about a coastal city team? I'm a WNY native and spent over a decade living in both New England and the South. By far, the most heinous, racist **** I've ever heard out of peoples' mouths has been in WNY. Maybe it gets thrown around too much as an accusation, but let's not pretend it doesn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NeckBeard Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Does anyone know who threw the dildo? It's the 1st game I ever went to in Buffalo lol I can't take credit, and for that, I apologize to TBD once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QB Bills Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Perhaps I'm biased, but the Bills one is almost always the best one. This was no exception. Bravo, Magary. The guy might look like he's missing a chromosome but he sure can write. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blokestradamus Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 I nearly threw up laughing at 3 points along the way. It started with the Richie seal of approval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 HEHEHEHE: "I travelled to London just to watch EJ Manuel lose all control of basic motor skills and metaphorically throw up all over his own dick against the Jacksonville Jaguars. I wanted to find their hotel and plant prostitutes made out of cocaine in his room so he wouldn’t be allowed to come back to America." That was a good one lol CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Coincides with me getting the Bill Simmons podcast on the 25 greatest wins of the Belichick Brady Era.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 I'm a WNY native and spent over a decade living in both New England and the South. By far, the most heinous, racist **** I've ever heard out of peoples' mouths has been in WNY. Maybe it gets thrown around too much as an accusation, but let's not pretend it doesn't exist. What he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NeckBeard Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 I'm a WNY native and spent over a decade living in both New England and the South. By far, the most heinous, racist **** I've ever heard out of peoples' mouths has been in WNY. Maybe it gets thrown around too much as an accusation, but let's not pretend it doesn't exist. Indeed, WNY is extremely racist, and it's so casual that it kind of works its way into a conversation after questions like "where do they keep the Genny?" or "does this come with cheese on it?" or "why didn't they restock the eggs at Tops?". My grandfather was the biggest racist on the planet, and was overt about it. The only other place I've been where the N-word was dropped as casually was in NC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 (edited) I'm a WNY native and spent over a decade living in both New England and the South. By far, the most heinous, racist **** I've ever heard out of peoples' mouths has been in WNY. Maybe it gets thrown around too much as an accusation, but let's not pretend it doesn't exist. No doubt it exists. Personally the worst I ever heard was in my hometown (ENY). But it was in Carolina's and I'm more than willing to bet it'll be in New England's*, Green Bay's, TB's, Baltimore's, Pittsburgh's, and probably a couple of others. But never Magary's precious Vikings, whose fans probably cheered when Teddy's leg exploded and Sam Bradford came in. Edited August 9, 2017 by LeviF91 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albwan Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Your quarterback: Tyrod Taylor, who struggles to break 200 yards passing a game and yet is somehow the best QB this team has had in 987 years. If this guy’s last name had been FLUTIE, you !@#$s would have sold out his jersey a year and a half ago. Why, I simply can’t imagine why this fanbase wouldn’t fully embrace Tyrod and give him the support he could use to develop as a passer… Nice. Ya but you have to put this in perspective...is the best meal you ever had in prison truly 'good'... Please lets not compare Flutie to TT until TT wins something. We saw Flutie put the game on his back on multiple occasions and win and I have yet to see the same from TT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 I liked the comment about how if you've ever watched your team play in the postseason on a hi-def TV, kindly STFU. That's funny right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berndogg Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Ya but you have to put this in perspective...is the best meal you ever had in prison truly 'good'... Please lets not compare Flutie to TT until TT wins something. We saw Flutie put the game on his back on multiple occasions and win and I have yet to see the same from TT Let's give TT the '99 team's defense and see how many games he wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. K Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 I'm a WNY native and spent over a decade living in both New England and the South. By far, the most heinous, racist **** I've ever heard out of peoples' mouths has been in WNY. Maybe it gets thrown around too much as an accusation, but let's not pretend it doesn't exist. This is my experience as well. I've lived in the South for thirty five years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albwan Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 (edited) Let's give TT the '99 team's defense and see how many games he wins Again, Lets see him him put one game on his shoulders and win like we saw Flutie do on multiple occasions. I know people get really touchy about TT, really though we have to stop with the he doesn't have this and he doesn't have that, cmon now. Oh and "why this fanbase wouldn’t fully embrace Tyrod and give him the support he could use to develop as a passer…" Really?? the fanbase has control over this? Edited August 9, 2017 by Albwan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dokken Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Coincides with me getting the Bill Simmons podcast on the 25 greatest wins of the Belichick Brady Era.... Ugh. I have never deleted anything faster in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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