#34fan Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 "Punching the cabana boy" ...just when you think you've heard every possible masturbation euphemism... I'll tell my nephews not to "slam the ole cabana-boy too much" -You'll go blind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarleyNY Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 "You must be 50! I specifically requested a cabana BOY!" BOOM! Really, who can blame him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 It's the fu**ing Catalina Wine Mixer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgrochester55 Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 In some countries, a punch in the nose is expected as a tip for good service in lieu of money. Nigel is a good guy for still tipping after slow service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zonabb Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 PFT caved to NFL player criticism and stopped its "days since an arrest timer" but never should have. These animals shouldn't be celebrated for playing a game but discussion of their transgressions as human quelled. Funny, I have yet in over 20 years of professional experience worked with a coworker who has been arrested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 PFT caved to NFL player criticism and stopped its "days since an arrest timer" but never should have. These animals shouldn't be celebrated for playing a game but discussion of their transgressions as human quelled. Funny, I have yet in over 20 years of professional experience worked with a coworker who has been arrested. I have, but that's another story. Some of us are still traumatized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 ...maybe him and Kromer should open a "Beach Club Etiquette Training" business....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEra Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Please don't punch the cabana boy. We work hard for our $ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#34fan Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Please don't punch the cabana boy. We work hard for our $ Dude... Your flamingo-patterned shirt is tied into a midriff, and your tangerine speedos are the dictionary definition of TMI!... Plus, I specifically asked for a Daquiri, and you brought me blended Margarita... What are my options here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEra Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Dude... Your flamingo-patterned shirt is tied into a midriff, and your tangerine speedos are the dictionary definition of TMI!... Plus, I specifically asked for a Daquiri, and you brought me blended Margarita... What are my options here? I ordered us bills blue under armour polos, khakis and dope hats this season. Watermelon punch is always the way to go! Fresh squeezed watermelon juice, lime vodka and watermelon liquor. $22 in a watermelon or $17 in a cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Eagles linebacker Nigel Bradham expects to be cleared of charges He pleaded not guilty to charges he punched a 50-year-old hotel employee (Is there an age limit for cabana boys? We’re not sure.) because he was taking too long to fetch a beach umbrella. The employees nose was broken in the altercation. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/06/15/eagles-linebacker-nigel-bradham-expects-to-be-cleared-of-charges/ Grow up dbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 https://www.profootballrumors.com/2017/07/eagles-lb-nigel-bradham-likely-to-avoid-jail-time-in-assault-case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 An assault charge and a separate weapons charge? Yeah, he'll be gone for at least 6 games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#34fan Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 In fairness, A 50 year-old cabana-boy should be READY with that F#$%ing beach umbrella! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Linen Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 The young man has problems. Heading into a year of opportunity to be a starter with us he gets caught with pot. He makes knucklehead decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 More than that there is no question that Nigel punched this guy right in the Bank Account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Man didn't want to wait for his shade Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobilz Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 dope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincec Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 "You do dumbass things, pretty soon you're going to be labeled as a dumbass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Naturally, I was going to joke about this situation. But as I thought about it, it's pretty !@#$ing disturbing. To gang up on and beat a person is bad enough. But over an umbrella? I'd be interested to know who the "leader" of the pack is. It might not be Bradham. He could be one of the followers who just goes along. Either way, this is sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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