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That's it really. We went to Canada, gambled and won $70 playing blackjack. went to eat which cost $70 with tip included, then went back in the casino and lost $70 back to the casino. drove home after she bought a bottle of vodka. I drank 3 beers (16 fl oz each) and I'm drunk. she didn't drink. I am 6' and weigh 148 lbs. cheap date most likely. I say tonight was a win overall. we had a great time and then I got to drink later. I'm out of beer unless I start drinking her room temperature angry orchard which I just might have one.

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3 16 oz beers isn't exsctly 3 beers. Yes I was drunk. not falling down drunk or blackout drunk. Should I have said buzzed? I wasn't sober, that mich I know. I have always been a lightweight.

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Last night we made fish tacos. Mahi Mahi and Cod. Cilantro, shredded cabbage some quick pickled red onions, and my wife made some kinda sauce to go on them. Pretty good. My wife drank wine. I had some lime-aid. I allow myself a couple drinks on the weekends, but I was feeling a little dehydrated. Had some "loose" bowel movements. My wife wanted to play Wii Jeopardy, but I wasn't feeling that. We worked on a puzzle for a little while, but then I got bored. My wife kicked me out of bed because I was talking in my sleep. I slept in the guest room, but I don't mind because the mattress is reallly comfortable. Soft pillow top.

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3 16 oz beers isn't exsctly 3 beers. Yes I was drunk. not falling down drunk or blackout drunk. Should I have said buzzed? I wasn't sober, that mich I know. I have always been a lightweight.

At 148#, I'd say so.

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That's it really. We went to Canada, gambled and won $70 playing blackjack. went to eat which cost $70 with tip included, then went back in the casino and lost $70 back to the casino. drove home after she bought a bottle of vodka. I drank 3 beers (16 fl oz each) and I'm drunk. she didn't drink. I am 6' and weigh 148 lbs. cheap date most likely. I say tonight was a win overall. we had a great time and then I got to drink later. I'm out of beer unless I start drinking her room temperature angry orchard which I just might have one.

 

I think you are confused. This is the kind of thing Facebook is for.

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Last night we made fish tacos. Mahi Mahi and Cod. Cilantro, shredded cabbage some quick pickled red onions, and my wife made some kinda sauce to go on them. Pretty good. My wife drank wine. I had some lime-aid. I allow myself a couple drinks on the weekends, but I was feeling a little dehydrated. Had some "loose" bowel movements. My wife wanted to play Wii Jeopardy, but I wasn't feeling that. We worked on a puzzle for a little while, but then I got bored. My wife kicked me out of bed because I was talking in my sleep. I slept in the guest room, but I don't mind because the mattress is reallly comfortable. Soft pillow top.

 

Did Bob Geldof have anything to do with the Lime-Aid?

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I probably drank 10 tall boys of Grolsch while deep frying wings and tailgating at my place with a bunch of friends and family before the Leafs / Pens game! Kick ass party and kick ass win for the Leafs. I would have had to apologize to my neighbors for all the noise, but they were all here!

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You drank and drove. Not cool

Wow. Even with the unflattering issues presented, the OPer says nothing of the sort.

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit.

 

Re-read the original post.

 

~Signed your English teacher

I probably drank 10 tall boys of Grolsch while deep frying wings and tailgating at my place with a bunch of friends and family before the Leafs / Pens game! Kick ass party and kick ass win for the Leafs. I would have had to apologize to my neighbors for all the noise, but they were all here!

Translation, Doughnut Eater to English:

 

"Take that Sabres fans, I am here, I loud and proud. I am woman hear me roar!"

 

BTW... Sabres last went to the playoffs 6 years ago, the Leafs, 4 years ago.

 

:-P

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Wow. Even with the unflattering issues presented, the OPer says nothing of the sort.

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit.

 

Re-read the original post.

 

~Signed your English teacher

Translation, Doughnut Eater to English:

 

"Take that Sabres fans, I am here, I loud and proud. I am woman hear me roar!"

 

BTW... Sabres last went to the playoffs 6 years ago, the Leafs, 4 years ago.

 

:-P

No, if I'm going to say na na na na na! I just say na na na na na!

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Last night my daughter had a friend over. We cooked corn on the cob and bbq chicken on the grill with home-made cole slaw on the side. After dinner we had a youtube jam session in the den. I threw back the better part of a 12 pack of Beck's while my wife worked on a bottle of Chardonnay. The kids fell out around 10:15 so we put them in bed, smoked a joint, and got back to it. My wife commented that she was getting !@#$ed up so I cut her off. I probably should have cut myself off too but those Beck's were mighty tasty. I don't remember how the night ended but I woke up this morning on the couch without a hangover, so I consider it a win.

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Last night my daughter had a friend over. We cooked corn on the cob and bbq chicken on the grill with home-made cole slaw on the side. After dinner we had a youtube jam session in the den. I threw back the better part of a 12 pack of Beck's while my wife worked on a bottle of Chardonnay. The kids fell out around 10:15 so we put them in bed, smoked a joint, and got back to it. My wife commented that she was getting !@#$ed up so I cut her off. I probably should have cut myself off too but those Beck's were mighty tasty. I don't remember how the night ended but I woke up this morning on the couch without a hangover, so I consider it a win.

Sounds very familiar....only my wife doesn't drink.

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Best of luck!

 

One game the other way and it would have been the lottery. ;-)

Yep, I am torn between the possibility of a good pick and getting these young kids some playoff experience!

 

I don't expect them to get out of the first round, but I hope it pays off in the long run!

 

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Last night my daughter had a friend over. We cooked corn on the cob and bbq chicken on the grill with home-made cole slaw on the side. After dinner we had a youtube jam session in the den. I threw back the better part of a 12 pack of Beck's while my wife worked on a bottle of Chardonnay. The kids fell out around 10:15 so we put them in bed, smoked a joint, and got back to it. My wife commented that she was getting !@#$ed up so I cut her off. I probably should have cut myself off too but those Beck's were mighty tasty. I don't remember how the night ended but I woke up this morning on the couch without a hangover, so I consider it a win.

 

Today was great. I didn't get out of bed until 10am. My son was still sleeping, so I had a few cups of coffee and chilled out. About 12:30, my son's mom picked him up to take him out to lunch and I went to the supermarket to grab a few things I forgot yesterday whilst grocery shopping, then headed to my buddy Tom's place. We watched the Masters on mute and had the Sirius live music station playing in the background. I knocked back 4 Sam Adams Rebel Rousers and a couple Labatts, then headed home. I turned on the Masters and snoozed on and off for an hour or so. Got my second wind and nailed the last Goose IPA in the fridge, then started hitting the Labatt Lights while I fired up the grill for some burgers and dogs. Watched the Mets win and here I sit eating my burger with coleslaw and ghost pepper hot sauce, perusing TBD.

 

Tomorrow should suck pretty bad.

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That's it really. We went to Canada, gambled and won $70 playing blackjack. went to eat which cost $70 with tip included, then went back in the casino and lost $70 back to the casino. drove home after she bought a bottle of vodka. I drank 3 beers (16 fl oz each) and I'm drunk. she didn't drink. I am 6' and weigh 148 lbs. cheap date most likely. I say tonight was a win overall. we had a great time and then I got to drink later. I'm out of beer unless I start drinking her room temperature angry orchard which I just might have one.

 

 

Interesting, Friday night myself & the wife went to the casino too. Went to Chefs too eat first, I had 4 beers there(wife doesn't drink) then we went to the Casino Downtown. it is kind of a sh*thole, nothing compared to the one in Canada. But my wife convinced me to play the slots with her(I hate the slots) lost $60 in the Video Blackjack. Looked at her , said "enough of this" & told her I am going to the Black Jack table. Sat down at a $15 dollar table & won $200 in about 10 minutes & got the hell out of there. So it was a profitable night all & all & no I wasn't drunk after 4 beers. Or even the least bit buzzed & no I didn't get any that night either.

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Got drunk on Thursday night on 4 Southern Tier IPAs and 5 VO Gold Manhattans (I think?), spent most of Friday morning in a total fog at work. Did 1,000 meters in the pool at lunchtime to try and break my fog but that didn't work that well. Took a quick nap after work and went to the Remington Tavern in NT for dinner with the wife. Had a great meal and relaxed at home the rest of the night. Relatively quiet rest of the weekend due to responsibilities. Couldn't even have a few beverages during the Master's because I had a school fundraiser to attend.

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Drunk posts are dumb. Drunk posts by someone called -------- are dumber. But drunk posts on 3 beers is !@#$ing pathetic.

May I give you a little advice, they have made it known that 3 pounders is like 4 beers & they clarified: buzzed. Yeah, getting drunk on a little over a 40Dog is pathetic. :-/

 

Oh and it is ------.

 

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I will take an "s" & a "t"

 

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May I give you a little advice, they have made it known that 3 pounders is like 4 beers & they clarified: buzzed. Yeah, getting drunk on a little over a 40Dog is pathetic. :-/

 

Oh and it is ------.

 

Shall we play Wheel Of Fortune?

 

I will take an "s" & a "t"

 

-ss--t

 

You can buy the vowel. ;-)

 

Yes they clarified and said they got buzzed on 3 pints (better?) because people gave them **** about being drunk on 3 pints. You don't start a thread titled: drunk and wife passed out if you're only buzzed. That's a three sheets to the wind post. And someone three sheets to the wind on 3 pints is pathetic.

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