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I thought the 'Columbian Navy' was a euphemism for private carriers trading in illegal cargoes.

Sabres giving away Sabretooth (aka Furball) bobbleheads? 🤔

Driven by the A-Team? Looks like their m.o. * Or Ozzy. Going up the rails on that crazy train.

I always get a laugh over stations and listeners who think recent Winwood tracks are his crowning achievement, and haven't a clue regarding early work with the Spencer Davis Group, Traffic, and Blind Faith. * Same with J. Geils Band. The old tracks are the best. Take 'Centerfold' and throw that on the music trash heap.

Maybe the goat ate your baby Jagrs. 🤨

🎶Do you know the way to the 'San Jose'? 🎵 * Guddam lyrics page doesn't include the 'wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wos'. 🤨

So you're really Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?! I am impressed! * I think I will still call you DrW. 🤔

It was dancing to this song that I discovered that Bride the First (in her pre-bride days) did a dance that oddly resembled a chicken. * "That ain't dancing, Sally!" * I wasn't much better. All I did was a free form body shake that included a Ukrainian Hopak stage dance, the 'Cossack Dance'. * Also remarkable that the song qualifies Steppenwolf as an official 'Canadian content' band for the CRTC's music police, due to band members being Canadian as well as the group recording some of their material in Canada. 🙄

'Forever Knight' gets my TV show vote, AND covers the Canadian content clause. 🙄😁 *

Whatever Wrecks says. I am waiting breathlessly to see if his microphone is on... * 🤨

Always fun to see MLB and MiLB teams break out the green ball caps for today's spring training games. Cheers to the few teams that actually tinker the uniforms as well.

Wilson Pickett. Nobody sang 'Mustang Sally' better than Wilson Pickett. But we were talking about a different music genre.

Have the 'Salt Police' patrolled your home, ridding you of the demon seasoning? 😈 My daughter-in-law (the RN) did a full house purge of all things that weren't good for my kidneys before I came home. Farewell, cheese popcorn. 😪

No, classic rock. Kenny Pickett and the Union Gap. Has he got cheating on his mind? Should have gone to the Patriots.

My chiropractor I consulted through the 1990s-2000s kept me running well, and was a wizard at adjusting a vertebrae in my mid back that could absolutely grind me to a halt. A visit to Dr. Dave, and I was back in business.

I won't be satisfied until Peterman latches himself onto that genuinely unlikeable Sean Payton, and either causes Payton to see the error of his ways, or causes Payton CVA.

Reaction to the news by a number of marginal QBs consigned to occasional practice squad assignments, CFL second string, and Produce Departments at Winn Dixies:

Listed at 5' 10", 210 lbs. Not gigantic, but every team needs a big Johnson. * 🤔

I am reminded of Jules and Vincent's dialogue in Jimmy's garage in 'Pulp Fiction': Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules, I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. And right now I’m a ******* race-car, alright, and you got me in the red. And I’m just saying, I’m just saying that it’s ******* dangerous to have a race-car in the ******* red, that’s all. I could blow. Jules: Oh, oh, you ready to blow? Vincent: Yeah, I’m ready to blow. Jules: Well I’m a mushroom cloud layin’ mother******, mother******. Every time my fingers touch brain, I’m "Superfly TNT". I’m "The Guns of the Navarone". In fact, what the **** am I doing in the back? You the mother****** should be on brain detail. We’re ******* switching. That's tiring to censor that much dialogue. I am going for a nap. 🤔

I was going to say "Hunter Rendrow is getting out of personal injury law, and is strictly going to corporate law." 😁

DC Tom calls Goodell, deems him an idiot? That work? 🤔

Woo hoo hoo. * A kinder, gentler version of Mr. Flair's WOOOOOOO!

Ya think so, do ya? 🤨 Schrödinger's cat analyzes the comp pick formula:

Lord, I can't go back there.

Well, he likes it. That bellow might just replace Ric Flair's "WOOOOOOOO!"