Ridgewaycynic2013

Listed at 5' 10", 210 lbs. Not gigantic, but every team needs a big Johnson. * 🤔

I am reminded of Jules and Vincent's dialogue in Jimmy's garage in 'Pulp Fiction': Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules, I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. And right now I’m a ******* race-car, alright, and you got me in the red. And I’m just saying, I’m just saying that it’s ******* dangerous to have a race-car in the ******* red, that’s all. I could blow. Jules: Oh, oh, you ready to blow? Vincent: Yeah, I’m ready to blow. Jules: Well I’m a mushroom cloud layin’ mother******, mother******. Every time my fingers touch brain, I’m "Superfly TNT". I’m "The Guns of the Navarone". In fact, what the **** am I doing in the back? You the mother****** should be on brain detail. We’re ******* switching. That's tiring to censor that much dialogue. I am going for a nap. 🤔

I was going to say "Hunter Rendrow is getting out of personal injury law, and is strictly going to corporate law." 😁

DC Tom calls Goodell, deems him an idiot? That work? 🤔

Woo hoo hoo. * A kinder, gentler version of Mr. Flair's WOOOOOOO!

Ya think so, do ya? 🤨 Schrödinger's cat analyzes the comp pick formula:

Lord, I can't go back there.

Well, he likes it. That bellow might just replace Ric Flair's "WOOOOOOOO!"

Looking to expand into the Pittsburgh market by opening a chain of 'Russ Wilson Dangerous Submarines'. Take that, Subway®️!

Having a happy and healthy Colon is very important. Perhaps the thread doubles as a PSA? 🤔

Obviously...😁 When someone says "go check with 'Mr. Personality' ", someone will have to ask "which one?"

He's certainly hiked those pants up to retirement height in that picture.

Gettleman coming in to 'lay down the law' over training table allowances? 🤨

And all that 📯🌟MJ🏈10🌟📯 ™️©️®️ merchandise just arrived for 2024-25, in New England Patriot colours. Poor Mac. 🙁

Can't Beane just go to the classified ads and get an even more used one? Comes with 20 pairs of cleats? 🤔 Jeebus!! You know him!

Done with all that liquor?! No wonder you had a stroke!

Sounds like the cut rate guy who shows up at your wedding reception, and plays lame records. 'Don't Be Cruel' polka, and similar. * Even worse, our in plant credit union had an annual social and dinner at a nice restaurant. One year they hired one of the design engineers to indulge everyone in his hobby - the accordion. Complete with the automatic rhythm accompanied. 😳

Always reminded me of the spoiled rich kid who gets his 'comeuppance' from the regular kids in those old Hollywood movies. * Who in their right mind uses a word like comeuppance anymore?! 🤨

🎶Oh, the cat, babe, has such teeth, dear...🎵 * We shall see. * Tell Jones that in the UK, no whingeing allowed.

I suggest that the other 31 teams send Jones gift cards for the place Reid gets his chicken nuggets. Then Jones shows up for training camp out of shape, overweight, and with high cholesterol.

>>> "Cigarette?" <<< "Yes, I know..." 🤔

The 'gin mill' my dear old dad used to stop in for a post work beer gave out Kessler whiskey football preview guides. I can't remember if they covered the pro games, but college ball predictions were compiled by conferences. Probably put together by a bunch of sportswriters 'liquored up' on free Kessler. 🤔 * Hey, when Pops would come home with Slim Jims and the Kessler football guides, it was Christmas in late August. 😁

The title is clearly spelled out, but did anyone else read 'Quintin Morris' but immediately think 'Quinton Spain'? 😳 * This time, he gets nothing more than a Timex. 🤨

That's why they're billing you for 'cognitive therapy'. The mental gymnastics required to figure this out. It is good to hear that you're getting better.

Unbelievable? Perhaps. I am waiting until one of the pundits proclaim it to be 'inconceivable'.