Priorities? How about a clean deal in a Christian atmosphere? 🤔
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That was written by Firesign Theatre as a radio ad for Ralph Spoilsports Motors. Somehow it seems more a cry for competent and unbiased NFL officiating.
It's settled then. Jimmy G has a tearful and heartfelt reunion in Foxboro next year with the New England Patriots. NEP player / coach motto: 'You can trade out / sign out anywhere, but you can never leave'.
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I just want to know why they get a conditional draft pick for signing him. 🤔🤨
Well, it's not Starburst. Taste great, but the side effects are horrible. I think dentists invented those as 'rapid filling extractors'. Probably could double as automotive body dent filler as well.
Nah, move the Texans. Nice to see Houston get f***** over twice. See if they get a third football team before Atlanta gets their third NHL team. "Trust us, it will be different this time!" 🤨
If it was any other organization, they would get radiation poisoning and die. As it's the Patriots, they all become mutants with uncanny powers. Belichick throws away binoculars and audio bugs; just reads the minds of opposing players and coaches. 🤨
It's actually thought to be a typo. The word was speculated to be 'tact'. What one exhibits by not asking what the league would do in the event of a team's plane crashing. 🤨