Ridgewaycynic2013

Christ, we couldn't even get many here to realize it was Tremaine Edmunds on the Bills, not Edmonds. One guy even called him Edwards. * And don't try to figure out who the £¥€% McKittrick was. 🤨

Dear Mr. Johnson, As Mr. Levy's personal physician, I feel his advanced age (99) does not allow him to consider joining your organization as either head coach or GM. Not due to the rigours of the positions, but because of the clusterf*** style of ownership. Yours truly, Mal Practice, M.D.

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HELL, YES!!! Testify! Josh Rosen will tell you that! 😁

Real men don't wear capri pants. Even if they try to call them 'clam diggers'.

It's 'Carson', but he lisps...🤔

If they keep burning down bars and closing Valu Home Centers, I won't know where f*** all used to be. 🙁

Is this the approved prediction thread? 🤨 Freddie's Dead has been doing an adequate job all season, compiling results, and reporting correct predictions in a timely manner. I will expect this interloper to be as thorough. * "Know your lane." 🤨

Any truth to the unsubstantiated rumour that during the Zoom call rather than pissing off Woody, Vrabel just faked a frozen screen? * I have tried that more than once. Gape jaw works, but you really have to hold still.

Bills. * 🤔 😠 😈 Lock thread. 😁

Food poisoning from eating bad chicken noogies, while on the conference bye? 🤔😁

Don't try your Jedi mind control on me!

Yes, but Schoen and Daboll are now scrubbing floors in the Mara mansion until the next training camp.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Thomas'_Eclectric_Oil This was a patent medicine that 'Bride the First's' family swore by, hasn't been available in years. My father in law maintained that at the first sign of a cold, take a teaspoon, and the cold will be greatly eased, if not cured. I tried it once, and by gum, he was right. Stuffy nose, coughing, phlegm all gone...along with my gastrointestinal tract for the next week. I did not think that the human body could expel matter in that manner. 😳 Truly a case of the cure being worse than the disease. However, it had a large amount of camphor oil in the mixture, and was a wonderful linament to put on bruises. Took the soreness right away.

Agreed. Also, nepotism rears its ugly head. Nathaniel Hackett.

'Wildcard weekend. Your upset call.' "You said my pizza would be delivered in 30 minutes or less!" 😠 Oh, Packers defeat Eagles. Dom DiSandro is interviewed by NY Jets. Woody offers him either HC or GM position. Also asks DiSandro how he could make Rodgers 'disappear'. You keed. We keel. You.

Was Cassidy's Amherst St. at Main? What was the bar at Hertel and Elmwood Ave.?

All the unexpected firings came earlier in the season. 😁

That deserves multiple awards. Makes Ralph Wilson's team spending habits seem extravagant. 😁 * 🏆🤣 👍🏽 🍺

Don't feel bad. Half of my lame ass attempts at humour draw no reactions, a few others mysteriously vanish, and there's a whole bunch that get typed out by me, but aren't even submitted. 😁 "Damn...no chicken noogies in Denver! And the Chik-fil-As are closed on Sunday!"

With Paul Brown, it was partly a matter of loyalty to staff. With Mike Brown, it's departing staff returning every pen, pencil, spiral bound notebook, and any other tangible asset. Those things cost money!

That was all bad 'feng shui' from the delayed flight of the Chiefs. 😁

He was distracted. Woody had called him about the HC position on the Jets.