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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Woodrow Tiberius Johnson will probably hire Danny DeVito, based upon the Rooney Rule. (Short guy under 5' 6"".)
  2. News item: Ryan contemplates returning to coaching the NY Jets. In other news, Golden Corral Buffet and Krispy Kreme donuts are reviewing property availability in East Rutherford, NJ. 🤨
  3. Whenever I hear Wrecks mention coaching the Jets again, the theme from 'The Jeffersons' plays in my head.
  4. Biggest underachiever spends the next year in the CFL or UFL? 🤔😁
  5. Not even 'whole cloth'. Often, just gossamer.😁
  6. Me too! All I got were socks! Saving them for the playoffs? 🤔 (If they make it...)
  7. Agreed. Now they can just go drink fruity cocktails with little umbrellas, and play golf.
  8. A few of the participants at the Gang Green fan forum enjoying the fact that Tyrod got the touchdown, not Rodgers. A few meanies suggest that the Jets sit him next week as to not get TD #500.
  9. I wonder what Eggbert's shirt will say this year? 🤔 ...as he's sitting on a chaise lounge chair at poolside in Cozumel. 😁
  10. Oh, ye of little faith... As a follow up to my post of yesterday, there are now only 81 possible ways Seattle can be eliminated, down from yesterday's 226. 😁 playoffstatus.com 😉
  11. 'Jamoke' works, too. It's not far off from OP's screen name. 🤔
  12. You can get in trouble for pretending to be a PI. Even more trouble pretending to be a doctor.
  13. Maybe Mike 'Pennypincher' Brown gets one of his well heeled pals to get Burrow a humidor full of fine 'El Fumo' seegars. That ought to brighten Joe's spirits. 🤨
  14. playoffstaus.com lists 226 possible ways that Seattle can be eliminated. Look under 'Seahawks Elimination Options'. 🤷🏽‍♂️
  15. Trent Edwards Doesn't Get End zones. 🙁
  16. OH! Their company.
  17. Are you sure it's not Dr. Ed Gicewicz (sounded like 'goo-sev-ich')? One of Van Miller's trusted spotters in the broadcast booth, Miller acknowledged the crew assisting him every game. 😁
  18. This is tattooed on Beane's right arm. 'Here's a Big Friggin' Second Contract' is tattooed on his left arm. 😁
  19. Truth in advertising practices mandate that Gregg Williams needs former placed in front of his 'NFL coach' title. 🤨
  20. Are you sure? Depending on who you talk to and the Dolphin team needs, it seems Tua often has a 'double secret concussion'. 🤔
  21. No more reds. Substitute black as the third colour choice. Only worn at home, Chuck Norris leads the charge.
  22. The hell you say. I have seen those videos on YouTube that show 'delivery fails'. Some disgruntled delivery driver likely to drop kick the package up onto my front porch. 🤨
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