Looks like a title for a Saturday morning cartoon show from the 1980s. Except everyone has jet packs, and the referees are robots that don't make mistakes or play favourites.
'Wise and complex', my ass! I just know people who lived in New England, and according to them, Haffenreffer makes Genny Screamers seem like Dom Pérignon 1996.
Looks like time for Paul Harvey's quote: "And now you know.........the REST of the story!"
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It's also interesting the number of board members still posting that this is a possibility, long after it being disproven.