But to paraphrase Troy from 'Community', Murray is "human tennis elbow. He is a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. He is the opposite of Batman."
My ass! I would assign him as the 'personal assistant to the Legend of the Game', making sure the organization doesn't drop the figurative ball anymore (see 'Spikes, Takeo').
"Nacho chips, or fries with my hot dog?" ๐ค
Will be attached to the Vikings radio play by play team during his recuperation. Will be terminated by the third broadcast for shouting "YOU LIKE THAT?!" during the games.
Why does the Harry Potter author worry about such things? Just write another book. 'Harry Potter and Waiting for the Pension Cheque', for example.
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