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How about kicked? 🌟MJ🏈10🌟 might need a new gig after this season. He's a natural at it.

'Green screen'? On Earth 616 bisons are the dominant quadruped? Underwritten by Flying Bison Brewing Co.? 🤔 😉

It's Pole, and I am none. German, Austrian, Dutch (wooden shoes, wooden head, wouldn't listen). Although the Austrian bunch was figured out to really be Hungarian since they were born before the borders were redrawn.

Texas Man. 'Florida Man' with less meth, more alcohol equals 'Texas Man'.

Anyone else notice 'Baumer' is pronounced exactly like 'bomber' is pronounced? 🤨

You can't win at pocket pool, Mac. The referee's a prick.

New product endorsement for 🌟MJ🏈10🌟 to shill for. 😁

You want excitement? Bring back CJ Spill'em for a two yard gain on thirty seven yards of juking and jiving. Plus the always thrilling question "Can he hold onto the ball?"

One Bills Live. No Frelund. * Week 1: How to catch Maddy talking about you before her segment. Try a microphone in the hors d'oeuvers. * Week 2: How to blend sedatives into your cooking. Greg Brown joins as a test subject. * Week 3: Getting Tasker to put out the cigar at the dinner table. * Week 4: Showing some TBDers how aerosol cheese is applied to taco chips.

Jordan 'I know nuth-INK' Schultz got it wrong. Fournette is signing autographs at the butcher where he gets his buffalo meat steaks and burgers. Now, anyone want to set me up with an 'X' account and a podcast? 🤔😁

Well, there's a twenty minute gabfest for Shtupp to ponder this afternoon, "Do I bet the over or the under?" * EDIT: More like 20 minute monologue.

Oh, screw off... * 😉

Pro NFLers know that if you want genuine team merchandise, you shop at the genuine team store on-site. 😉

Out of the shotgun? 🤔

Too many LinkedIn career gurus, and BANG! Now were stuck with Dorsey.

Needed more fibre in his diet? 🤔

Let he who is without a football team cast the first stone! 😁 Nothing personal.

Norman Fell certainly had a varied career.

Chargers could screw up a one car funeral.

Look for him in the 'Least Value for Money Paid' exhibit.

Did you know Kelce dated Taylor Swift?! Alright, Goodell, send me my money, for the plug. 🤨 * NFL's version of "Did you know Ryan Fitzpatrick graduated from Harvard?"

Are you angling for a cooking show? Maybe a half hour segment on 'One Bills Live'? 😁

Two teams (Jets and Eagles) with green as a main colour playing each other makes for bad juju.