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No less, without a look of excruciating pain on their face... Tua didn't look to be in pain, just disoriented.

And declared that Garrett wasn't actually in the car at the time of the accident, he just climbed in afterwards because the comfortable seating in the 911 was exactly the thing to help him with his tweaked back.

So I see that a thread about the #1 seed yada yada yada was merged with the postgame thread and think to myself "Self, there might be some new information for it to have been merged with the postgame thread instead of just shut down outright, maybe some injury updates or something worthwhile" and I skim through that lake of postgame vomit only to find out nope, it's just another hysterical flaming turd being lobbed mindlessly at the board. Bummer... baumer... toe-may-toe... toe-mah-toe...

Guys playing out of position on the OL didn't help, either.

Anyone else drop a mental "MF'er" before realizing who it was and that it wasn't another injured Bill?

Did you not read the thread title? This is a thread for superstition and nonsense excuses only. This is not the place for logic, reason or rational football discussion, this is the place to blame your children and/or your spouse so that you can justify to them watching in their absence for the rest of the season.

I hope you saved the receipt, it sounds like you might have gotten a lemon.

I wore the same nasty sweat stained red Bills hat and Kyle Williams jersey I always do, and karma was giving me a not so subtle hint that it’s time to wash those bad boys.

Morse overall, and based on the last 2 weeks and the fact the secondary mostly held up I’d say Phillips was missed most on defense.

OP, you misspelled apoplectic.

Maybe leave the posting to your dog.

Can’t wait for the inevitable song about her breakup with the Super Bowl.

I completely agree, but as her music is from her perspective, to date I don't think she's had that epiphany and written "Watch out boys cuz I'm bat**** crazy" just yet.

I think I'd prefer Tiptoe Through the Tulips to whatever the song of the day is about her poor choice in men.

I was at that game. The irony was it was a late hit on his elbow after a 40 yd completion, not in a situation where he was running for his life. I had a bird's eye view of Peterman's pick-6 to lose the game... literally. End zone seats with Peterman's back to me and I'm pretty sure I did the slow motion "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" before he even released the ball... it was so obvious to everybody but Peterman that the CB was baiting him into throwing the sideline out because of his weak-ass arm.

He said 2 weeks, not 2 quarters...

There once was a QB from Huh-why-ee Whose wobbly duck went a flutterin' by me In Q4 we decided not to cover But then soon we discovered If you leave Hill and Waddle college open they'll have time to slow down and wait on those sorry ass underthrown balls and then no matter how weak of an arm Tua might have We were on to lamenting "Oh why me" I call this one "Ode to Ravens' busted ass CBs' perspective"

Dolphins fans can mourn Snowflake's stampeded carcass All Tua of them

Saints already have Ingram, who does what you'd expect Moss to do... only he actually does it.

I can't find the replay, but I'd argue Gilliam spinning himself around like an off balance ballerina had more to do with him not catching that pass than ball placement. I'm fine with a few plays as a change of pace, but if that's a receiver on that play instead of someone not used to catching the long ball it's a touchdown.

I unwittingly wore a t-shirt that said “Talk Dirty To Me” under my Kyle Williams jersey.

Ummmm… I was at the game Sunday. The receivers had trouble catching his passes because he sucked for 3+ quarters. Hard to catch passes thrown at your feet or out of bounds. He had a few nice balls on the TD drive after Lattimore was tossed, but otherwise most of the game he was pretty off target.

Mighty Mitch T is just meh. Personally, I'd prefer an Arnold Palmer.

Lattimore runs up and smacks Fournette?!?! Fournette started the shoving!! Watch the clip again. I was at the game. Evans came 20 yards down field whining to the refs about being held. Lattimore is jawing with Miller as he’s heading away from the Bucs sideline and then Brady says something to him when they’re passing each other. The two of them turn to each other and start jawing when Fournette shoves Lattimore. They got Lattimore for retaliating when he shoved Fournette back, right before he gets blindsided by Evans. All of that was instigated by the Bucs. There’s nothing in that clip that justifies tossing Lattimore from the game, unless he said something to one of the officials.

So they give you $3, a Popeye's 3 pc chicken and biscuit and a Benjamin jersey for a napkin? If they can't at least throw in a fountain drink and a cinnamon apple pie to complete the meal then I'm not so sure that I'm interested.