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Since this is for Tua, why can’t we just honor his jersey number? 🤷‍♂️😉

With everything they’ve put out about the “no-go” criteria, I think the only way he could have been cleared to return is if he never actually entered the concussion protocol in the first place.

My guess, regardless of the injury, was there were only 2 minutes or less left in the half so they just took him to the locker room.

Former OC’s new team. Simple cause and affect. Don’t let the fact your blind to that effect you’re self of steam, though.

Damn, one loss under near impossible circumstances and the Bills have gone from favorites to win the AFC East to jockeying for position with NFC teams. That’s cold, ESPN… ice cold.

Never stopped hating their fan, but the team… meh. 🤷‍♂️ Haven’t been worth hating since Jimmy Johnson was coaching them. And yes, fan, singular. I think this is more akin to Bills fans thinking they were relevant to the Pats*** when Fitz beat them in ‘04… only took another 14+ years before it became reality.

Huh? Was he talking about their level of douchbaggery?

I know it might sound crazy but hear me out... it's possible that it's due to the fact that Allen has been dumping it off more this year.

No less, without a look of excruciating pain on their face... Tua didn't look to be in pain, just disoriented.

And declared that Garrett wasn't actually in the car at the time of the accident, he just climbed in afterwards because the comfortable seating in the 911 was exactly the thing to help him with his tweaked back.

So I see that a thread about the #1 seed yada yada yada was merged with the postgame thread and think to myself "Self, there might be some new information for it to have been merged with the postgame thread instead of just shut down outright, maybe some injury updates or something worthwhile" and I skim through that lake of postgame vomit only to find out nope, it's just another hysterical flaming turd being lobbed mindlessly at the board. Bummer... baumer... toe-may-toe... toe-mah-toe...

Guys playing out of position on the OL didn't help, either.

Anyone else drop a mental "MF'er" before realizing who it was and that it wasn't another injured Bill?

Did you not read the thread title? This is a thread for superstition and nonsense excuses only. This is not the place for logic, reason or rational football discussion, this is the place to blame your children and/or your spouse so that you can justify to them watching in their absence for the rest of the season.

I hope you saved the receipt, it sounds like you might have gotten a lemon.

I wore the same nasty sweat stained red Bills hat and Kyle Williams jersey I always do, and karma was giving me a not so subtle hint that it’s time to wash those bad boys.

Morse overall, and based on the last 2 weeks and the fact the secondary mostly held up I’d say Phillips was missed most on defense.

OP, you misspelled apoplectic.

Maybe leave the posting to your dog.

Can’t wait for the inevitable song about her breakup with the Super Bowl.

I completely agree, but as her music is from her perspective, to date I don't think she's had that epiphany and written "Watch out boys cuz I'm bat**** crazy" just yet.

I think I'd prefer Tiptoe Through the Tulips to whatever the song of the day is about her poor choice in men.

I was at that game. The irony was it was a late hit on his elbow after a 40 yd completion, not in a situation where he was running for his life. I had a bird's eye view of Peterman's pick-6 to lose the game... literally. End zone seats with Peterman's back to me and I'm pretty sure I did the slow motion "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" before he even released the ball... it was so obvious to everybody but Peterman that the CB was baiting him into throwing the sideline out because of his weak-ass arm.

He said 2 weeks, not 2 quarters...

There once was a QB from Huh-why-ee Whose wobbly duck went a flutterin' by me In Q4 we decided not to cover But then soon we discovered If you leave Hill and Waddle college open they'll have time to slow down and wait on those sorry ass underthrown balls and then no matter how weak of an arm Tua might have We were on to lamenting "Oh why me" I call this one "Ode to Ravens' busted ass CBs' perspective"