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It will also take longevity, so they better stop using him as their alternative to a legitimate backfield.

Who is Jordan Palmer?!?! Brother of Carson?!?! 🤦‍♂️ Nephew of Jim? 🤷‍♂️ Grandson of Arnold? 🤔 Close acquaintance of Rosie? 🤭

I'm not totally convinced that Minshew isn't actually Mayfield dressed in a mullet wig, a fake mustache, a jockstrap and a pair of jorts... I mean, has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?

Inconceivable... I heard quite the opposite from someone's bro who caught her unprofessional doctors chatting it up at the country club about her death. Could this be a real life Weekend at Bernie's scenario?

My mother used to make "sun tea", steep a bunch of teabags in a glass jar out in the sun, and then add a little lemonade mix. Growing up I thought that was what sweetened ice tea was... basically an Arnold Palmer. The first time I had the misfortune of drinking southern sweet tea I literally did a spit take with it in the restaurant. I'm pretty sure the "tea" is only for coloring so that you can tell the difference between regular water and that awful sugar water.

Cuz try as I might, "you'uns" just never caught on... it's the 2020s "fetch".

Word on the street is that Pharrell Williams is no longer... happy... ... with the BBQ spare ribs in Florida and is now seeking a move to KC.

Mort, show him what he’s won…

In which case, maybe it should be "H8STHE"

May she get well soon... I just hope it's not her spleen.

Tyreek sure has a lot to say about Tua’s pretty balls… 🤷‍♂️

This just made my day.

And wasn’t even tasked with coordinating a run game in the process. I think he realized he needed a little more time in the incubator, personally.

OK, but Tua's impressing in Miami. Tyreek Hill thinks he has the prettiest balls of anyone he's ever played with.

Maybe he can hold off filing the retirement paperwork until Allen’s also ready to retire. You know, just trying to keep the bad Fitz juju from signing that contract away from our starting QB’s availability.

Whew, that's a relief... after I read the thread title I was afraid of an Allen fiasco similar to Wrex with the Buttfumbler tattoo.

EVERY game? I didn't know that. ~~Note to self. If Josh Allen ever invites you over for Cards Against Humanity, RSVP "no"~~ ~~Note to self V2. On second thought, this is Josh Allen... either show up a little late, or man up and just bring a rain poncho and Febreze.~~

Bills win or not, I never EVER want to see that POS in another SB.

Word outta Chicago is Nate Peterman is tearing it up in OTAs. Matt Eberflus, while he didn’t say it verbatim… or even allude to it in any way… nonetheless, has given off body language that suggests he believes he very well be the next Sid Luckman.

Jay, what do you have to say to the people that think you're a world class scumbag and a giant asshat?

He should eat Zach Wilson's lunch and then give him a wedgie... maybe stick his nose in some dried up dog poop... you know, just to remind him who owns the AFCE.

I thought he lived up to the nickname Mongo when I watched just the clip, but he acquitted himself better over the half+ of the interview I watched than he did in that short segment IMO. Outside of the clip, he struck me at times as trying to be honest while still trying to be somewhat measured in his responses.

After watching half of the interview, from the start to well beyond the “clip”, personally I don’t think there’s any context to be taken. He’s not bitter in general about getting cut, but his assessment of the loss in KC is just plain delusional. The thing I did take away from this interview was basically a confirmation that Allen gets way more beat up than he lets on to the public. Not surprising, and not cool.