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Dorsey also had pre-injury McGahee in the backfield, so…

Not clicking, but his face looks like an "If they mated" between Tom Green, Dr. Evil, and Adrian Brody.

Decisions, decisions... Let's see what Dave Portnoy has to say about the pizza at the Chimney Rock Inn.

"Method?... no. Technique?... nah. System?... yeah, system!... actually no, that's lame." Coach Daboll's first hours spent finding the perfect NYG synonym for "process".

Nah. This is just Tuesday on TBD when there’s no Bills football to talk about. And yes, I realize you were referring to the team…

Perfect. Any word on Frazier making a lateral move to be Giants DC? 🙏

Way to take it from a fantasy thread to a “sadomasochism on the level of a Hellraiser movie” thread.

Does anyone know how to get hot take out of a tie? Ask Irv.

Only because there was a long line to get into the ladies room. Regarding the retirement, you have to wonder if his arm is looking forward to the reunion.

So much better value than the NHL Center Ice package used to be.

Or it may just be a Sabres fan who lives out of market and wanted to catch a few games...

How are his hands? Maybe we can send him to Tight End U and convert him in the offseason. It worked for Knox.

It almost sounds like he has a microphone on or something. 🤦‍♂️

I think if you take a Bayesian approach to that decision, using the outcome of the 4th Q to inform the decision in OT, you would realize your "give yourself more chances" approach didn't have the same odds in game as it would in theory based on the way your defense was playing. It's like deciding to throw 8 darts from 25 feet and hoping for success when you know you've been holding the dart backwards for the last 15 minutes but there is nothing in your power that you can do to change it versus being given the chance to turn the dart around and throw it once from 20 feet.

10-15 years ago it would have been unthinkable to let a team score a TD intentionally when you knew your defense wasn't up to the challenge of stopping them and you needed to conserve the clock, and then one day Belichick did it because based on the flow of the game to that point it made sense in the moment. It's not Monday morning quarterbacking to say the Bills weren't going to keep the Chiefs out of the endzone, the whole football watching world knew whoever lost the coin toss was most likely going to lose the game. Even if it failed, trying something unexpected to catch your opponent off guard and flip the odds in your favor in a situation where you're basically destined to lose would not have been the wrong thing to do in that moment.

If this is the direction that franchise is going to go, they might as well just hire Ryan Leaf. At least he can get the players' golf games in shape for the offseason.

I didn't read through the whole thread. Was the fundamental tenet of the plan limiting opposing fans in the stadium to not have any more games this season?

If self preservation is an instinct you possess, you'd better do it and do it quick.

What can I say. When I saw that godforsaken Warlock song referenced I thought the goal of the thread was to find awful earworm songs with a similar lyrical theme.

C'mon... I can't be the only one.

I didn't read through the whole thread to see if anyone felt similarly, but I'm going to say he was sent by his master as an emissary to see if McDermott, Allen or both were interested in a life of football immortality for the low, low price of one. soul. each.

Mine was whether or not EJ actually meant to hit the concession tent in training camp. ...second thought, it may have been whether or not Uncle Rico could actually throw a football over a mountain. ...or whether or not Uncle Rico could be thrown off of a mountain after "the slide".

And I can't wait to see what Brian Brohm can do. He was highly rated coming out of Louisville, you know.

Eskimo brothers?

Someone should check the Niagara Gazette for a headline written in crayon that reads something like "With Perfection Within Reach, Bills Two Missed Extra-points Leave Embarrassing and Indelible Stain on Record Books".