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transient

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  1. The fact the article refers to him one of the most accomplished TEs in Bills history... and it's actually hard to refute... makes me sad.
  2. https://www.buffalobills.com/news/scott-chandler-to-return-as-the-bills-legend-of-the-game-week-15 @Captain Caveman It's just a few weeks early, my man.
  3. Don't forget your dust mask. I thought it was that store in Detroit that sells overpriced watches?
  4. When asked for comment Meyer said "I wasn't aware of the dipsh!t kicking incident that occurred during training camp." He went on to say "I got a text last night that kicker had been kicked in training camp, and there was nothing. I don't know who creates a story like that." When confronted with video evidence of the incident in question, true to form, he blamed it on his favorite fall guy, the notorious arachnoid cyst that conveniently causes him terrible headaches whenever he demonstrates yet again what a POS he truly is. Shelley Meyers initially corroborated her horrible lout of a husband's story, but when presented with photos of a college girl twerking on his lap, she purged herself of all his misdeeds and indicated he was aware of the domestic violence on his Ohio State coaching staff and discussed with her how he actively covered it up, he bragged to her about kicking the kicker and even went so far as to demonstrate how he did it, and she confessed that there is actually no arachnoid cyst in Urban's brain, it's a ploy for sympathy and a convenient scapegoat for his id.
  5. I’d rather be posting in a legitimate thread discussing how the Bills look unstoppable and just might go 20-0.
  6. 2010 Saints were similar in size across the front 7, though their ends were probably 10-15 lbs heavier. The difference being their offense let them play with a lead.
  7. OP, you accidentally added an “r” to “effing”.
  8. Also, mixing them into the game plan from the start instead of relying on them out of desperation when down 24-3 would have allowed Allen to slide instead of needing him to fight for every last yard.
  9. I'm still not sure if I'm more pissed off about the Bills' loss... or Brady's umteen millionth league assisted win.
  10. I'd ask him if I was the only one sitting at the bar that wishes Daboll would have gotten a head coaching job in the off season.
  11. Should have run him like that Monday night, then he could have sat out this game to let it heal after we beat the Pats***. Watching him run like that tonight was salt in a wound. Daboll should be retroactively fired for losing us the Pats*** game.
  12. I would argue that there has never in the history of the world been sanctity in professional sports. You may find it with a bunch of kids playing in a vacant lot, but that concept goes out the window as soon as fame, money, influence and power are involved. Sanctity in professional sports is a romanticization created by those that make their money telling stories. They can be compelling and entertaining, but at the end of the day professional sports nowadays are basically "reality" TV with a virtually limitless budget and more spontaneity/uncertainty in the script. They just panders to a different demographic than most other reality shows.
  13. Wouldn’t work. It would become the war cry of the saboteur. My first thought was “if we could, I can think numerous threads over the last week that I would have tossed that grenade into.”
  14. He looks athletic… Can he play guard? Or RB? How’s his run defense? Git’r done Beane.
  15. Actually, I think we just have a lot of posters in here who have finally moved on from the “our run defense will be better when Star comes back” narrative, myself included. His case of “boo-boo foot” is just the final in a long line of straws that broke the narrative’s back. Now a fresh new group are adding their frustration to the chorus of venting to the stars.
  16. I think they should pipe in the montage of Kurt Cobain's screams from the beginning of "From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah"
  17. Until recently, I'd argue that Tyrod has been the anti-Fitz. Expected to start, then supplanted by a combination of poor play and an unintentional ~~wink wink~~ needle in the lung. Whereas Fitz is expected to back up, but then the starter mysteriously ends up karmically Gilloolied and there's Fitz behind center again.
  18. I would take Tyrod over Moss, Brieda, or Singletary at RB at this point. I have no interest in him in the QB room for Buffalo ever again, though.
  19. As someone with nearly 20K posts who must be very familiar with the board, when you saw who the OP was did you not think that was the point?
  20. Travis may have been prolific, but both Henry and Jacobs still got some gettin’ to do to catch Antonio Cromartie.
  21. This FO had been methodically addressing weaknesses on the team prior to the pandemic. I would love to know what FA/draft would have looked like without the unplanned drop in the salary cap. They made the necessary moves in the off-season to compete with KC, which seemed reasonable at the time. They also tried to bring in JJ Watt to address the DL (which thankfully they missed out on). Without the regression in the OL this season (though one might argue since the playoffs last season) the poor run D could have been overcome. I think they were counting on getting out of the gate quickly on offense and forcing teams to keep up. It just hasn’t happened, which exposes their defense to power running teams.
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