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🤔... I mean... ~~checks most recent injury report just to be sure~~... we still have a punter...

Instead of throwing the flag and potentially losing a challenge blindly, limiting your ability to challenge other plays down the line, just take the time out and give yourself and the league the time to review the play. Chances are, with the league looking at it like they did the Cooks play, they overturn the play on their own and you might even get the TO back under the circumstances. They've certainly taken TOs for less justifiable reasons than that.

Poach Charlie Smyth from the Saints PS before they sign him to the roster.

Am I the only one who got FOMO when I saw (Part Two) in the thread title and had to search for (Part One) before it finally dawned on me that this is the second meeting of the season... uuhhhh, DUH.

I have wondered how much Bernard's absence has played into Milano's resurgence. It's a different style of play when Thompson, Milano and Williams are in there compared to when Bernard is in there. Much more physical, much faster. Are you suggesting Tony Gonzalez is a murderer?!?! The Thursday night football Prime crew better keep their eyes open.

You think he might still have some intel on the Browns?!?!

It was @Simon. I mean, we can forgo long FGs, but can Davis actually kickoff?

He's a good coach, but he was the same whiny prick in Tennessee. It was surprising to hear that he is down to earth and fun with his players when you watch his sourpuss baby act on the sidelines. He has perpetual Lemonhead face.

🤔... I mean, there's nothing inherently bad about a ho... I think it's actually more disrespectful to hoes to compare them to the brain dead, unwashed masses that gleefully call themselves Patriots fans whenever their bandwagon looks like it's going for a nice leisurely stroll through the park on a warm sunny day... gotta make sure you're not near the exits in the event the sun ducks behind a cloud or the temperature drops a few degrees along the way.

... (the available emojis were not sufficient to encapsulate my reaction...)

For someone who just wrote a Dr. Seuss inspired narrative about a football game, your response is a bit on edge. I'm not critiquing your work, I was having a little fun at the Patriots and their fanbases expense in saying I can't picture those Massholes in the role of a cute, cuddly, meek, well meaning people under any circumstances.

The Patriots and their fanbase are the Whos? Maybe if the question is "Who's the most unlikeable team and fanbase in professional sports?", otherwise I don't see it. 🤷‍♂️

I was on the phone with my parents midway through the second quarter and went on a rant excoriating everyone and everything associated with the Bills and this season that I could. I'm sure I was quite insufferable. The end of the half TD and the second half results were all but guaranteed at that point. For context, when I lived in the Buffalo area a friend that I used to go to Sabres games with pointed out to me that when I went off on a player to start a game they typically had a good game. I believe we were at a Tux and Pucks New Years game when Zhitnick, who had been playing horribly, had a give away and I just went off. He finished the game with 2 goals and an assist, I think, and notably he didn't put a puck in any of his teammates ear holes when they were standing in front of the net. My friend then proceeded to provide a list of other examples when that was the case. So, you can thank my parents for taking one for the team... I'm sure it wasn't a pleasant addition to their game watching experience.

I think, as a RB, getting a head of steam and taking these right up the gut has been a huge reason that he's successful. He's not looking for a lane to the outside, he's hitting people head on and popping out the other side. I also think the confidence that he's gotten from this role has helped him when he does get carries. He looks more decisive and quicker... unless he was nursing an injury to start the season.

Massholes are the worst. Anatomically speaking, I think masshole loosely translates to the assshole of an assshole.

So glad the Bills pulled that out. Can you imagine the insufferable douches that would have crawled out from under their dumpsters and invaded this board like a hoard of football illiterate cockroaches if the Bills had lost that game?

Ok. Just makin' sure you didn't need to be schooled twice today.

You do realize there is more than one spelling for the word (hōhl), right?

It's incredible that one Allen is better than multiple Joe Burrows... or would it be Joes Burrow?

So, are you jumping up and down signing his praises over the first half? Prior to the pass to Knox in the second quarter with under 5 minutes to go the Bills had -3 yds passing and 58 yds rushing, or something abysmally unacceptable like that. He had a great half of football plus one drive, prior to that he was dreadful.

Must be the Sampson-like locks he’s sporting.

The Bengals only path to victory with that roster is with a top 5 QB. It shouldn’t be a shock to anyone, least of all Burrow, that they only won 1 game without him. Their predominant cap investment relies on QB performance first and foremost.

Doooookie dookie… doooookie dookie… dookie dookie all the tiiiIIIIMMMEEE.

Who's Mitch Morris?

Probably kicked the wall when he found out he didn't win DPOW honors because that sonofabitch Allen won OPOW the same week.