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Thankfully Kevyn Adams is not the GM of the Bills, so this probably won't be the case.

At 38 years old you'll soon learn the secret to aging... after a certain point, everyone turns into this...

It may be pronounced the same, but technically I'm a... xoomer?

I would have guessed that by your defense of the generation, but there are no memes with "Ok Millennial" printed on them so it wouldn't have resonated...

Ok boomer...

I'd see if Pittsburgh is willing to trade him for our 3rd round comp pick...

If that’s the case, someone should introduce him to this emoji - 🥹

DIggs hijacked his X account and is still trying to... tweet... x... tweext... what the hell is the verb for this platform now, anyway... regardless, trying to force his way out of Buffalo with more cryptic messages to the ether.

This seems about as likely as the Bills drafting a RB with their 3rd RD comp pick.

WRT the original question, there's a rumor that the Bills are working with Mark Kelso to see if they can translate his proprietary Gazoo helmet technology to pad and uniform design. Here's a prototype...

I can’t find the clip, but I’m pretty sure Zoot was caught on a hot mic telling Floyd Pepper that you were nothing but a dirty hoe backstage after a show one night.

I’m guessing when he heard the news about Mitch Morse he ***** himself with such force he ripped his pants…

As long as it’s not bad juju Fitzpatrick and his collection of starting QB voodoo dolls…

Toodles... weeeeeee'll miss ya.

Teams have eaten $111M in the last 3 years to NOT have Russell Wilson in their locker room.

It's a strange combination of sweet, syrupy, medicinal, and floral - almost like someone accidently combined potpourri, Jagermeister, a bouquet of flowers and simple syrup in a blender and then upon staring too long in revulsion at this horrifying iridescent green liquid... came to the incomprehensible conclusion... WTF, might as well drink it.

The Saints post-Payton still have (had) talent on the team. They have a talented but aging defense, and talented skill players on offense when Thomas is healthy, Kamara isn't in a courtroom, and Chris Olave's head is in the game. Unfortunately, what they found out this season is, not only is Carr a mediocre QB, he's also a terrible teammate who likes to grandstand when things go sideways AND, despite giving him reasonable personnel at this disposal, Pete Carmicheal is a similarly terrible OC.

What would I, a Bills fan, do with the money? Sign Mac Jones to a $101M/yr contract extension...

He's like the curious case of Trebenjamaine Butmonds.

If you're a cougar, Zach might just accept...

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I don't think this is acknowledged enough. In terms of the natural cycle of team building, I think this was really an inopportune time for that cap "constriction" with respect to the BIlls "growth" and may have had as significant of an impact as some of the injuries as to why we haven't been able to get over the hump in this window.

I suspect by your tenor this will be a futile endeavor, however, here goes... if the only enjoyment you derive from football comes from winning a championship and you are a fan of the Buffalo Bills, then, unless you are old enough to have witnessed the AFL championship seasons, you are suggesting that you have not had a single fulfilling moment as a fan of this team. If that is the case, then you are missing out on a lot of great football these last few seasons. Acknowledging this team has been fun to watch does not mean you've lowered the bar from wanting them to win a championship. Accepting a championship as the only fulfillment you can derive from watching this team, however, seems like a self-torture and a poor use of time spent over the course of a lifetime.