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transient

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  1. ...didn't you mean to tee it up to the part where he's helping himself to everyone's burger and then washing it down with their tasty beverage? Personally, I was thinking more like this...
  2. He and TB12 could hang out down by the school yard... you know, except for the fact all of the parents keep a close eye on Brady after this, so he's not really welcome...
  3. Did it happen to mention if they removed his spleen as a precautionary measure? I'd say great minds and all, but I'm not going to oversell myself here.
  4. WEO-schmeeoh. I still say it's the dreaded spleen.
  5. No judgement here, but you’ll probably notice an immediate difference in your ability to make your cuts without that giant red boxing glove shoved up your ***.
  6. "What's somebody gotta do to earn an eyeroll around here? Seriously?!? It's a "caption this" thread, lighten up, Francis."
  7. The Browns were already Rosen’d before Josh got there.
  8. Quien tiene la cara mas golpeable? Baker Mayfield o Josh Rosen? Mayfield... ...o Rosen? FWIW, I only speak Google translator Spanish. Not surprisingly, there's no direct translation for "punchable".
  9. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt and thinking you were cleverly creating the visual of Tua doused in accelerant to facilitate his crashing and burning... it's disappointing to find out that you're just blind and as dull as the rest of us.
  10. Felt like the painfully slow moving sideline outs and the Peterman reference should be grouped together for maximum effect...
  11. I choose to think of this as QB1’s opportunity to star in a commercial with ME.
  12. Are you assuming Mayfield will get injured or that he will bomb and get benched?
  13. I always associate it with memories of Steve Grogan nearly getting his head torn off of his giraffe neck against the Bears in SB XX.
  14. It's 11:30 your time on a Saturday night and you're on a football message board in July... WHY THE HELL NOT?!?!?!
  15. Aside from the fact that, as everyone is pointing out, he looks no different than usual, these “fairly recent” photos were “week 1 of OTAs” according to the photo captions… the workouts aren’t even mandatory at that point…
  16. Funny, I heard he was going to join forces with Kyle Turley and Albert Haynesworth and start an anger management counseling service.
  17. The Temptations - My Girl I guess… you’d say What can make be feel this way…
  18. Or even the ghost of Harry Caray... I mean, Whiskers even has Chicago ties already.
  19. "Deez Nuts have seen a lot of love" was there for the taking... 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♂️
  20. Are you asking for your boyz to be woken up before you go... go?
  21. Urban dictionary "prefixes" for, respectively, select portions of or all of the phrase in question..
  22. Soooo... your sons or your nutz?
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