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1/21/24 Division Playoff GAMEDAY Bills vs Chiefs Pregame Thread


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1 hour ago, RobbRiddick said:

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Josh gonna fly now

Say, Jim! That is a BAD outfit! Whoooooo!

 

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Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to jump linebackers in a single bound, crazier than a mother***er

Anybody else think that Josh with Sylvester Stallone hair looks like Rob Schneider?

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1 hour ago, eball said:

Up at 5 am…can’t sleep any more.  Today is the day Josh and the Bills rewrite the narrative.

 

Go Bills!!!!  15 and 6, Babyyyyy!!!!

 

I woke up and one of my first thoughts was I hope Josh slept ok.

 

Gonna be a long day

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A few days ago, I drunk ordered one of those massive, oversized bills hats.  It arrived yesterday.  Today before the game, I will wear the hat and present it to my family as a show of dominance. There will be no way the bills will lose this game. You’re welcome. 

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Why in the world did I never get into really hard drugs in my life?

 

I could so use them right now.

 

🤢🤮😵‍💫🫨🥴🤪

 

I am literally going crazy and getting massively sick.

 

Go to **** all you lunatics who are “so excited.”

 

I am a God fearing man, but one who will be sitting in his pew today with his family smoking cigarettes and shaking a tumbler of whiskey on the rocks just to cope.

 

Go Bills!  Go my sanity.

 

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In the beginning…

 

It was almost 7 weeks ago and I put on my favoured Bills sweatshirt, one of several things passed along from my deceased Brother In Law. I expected to be doing so for the final time, as the 11th ranked Bills headed to Arrowhead in this FUBARed 2024 Season.

 

But the plucky Bills held serve and we witnessed both Kermit & Snot Nose melt down. THEY most assuredly had an uneasy sense of the today to come and were really pissed about being unable to knock out their most hotly contested and yearly rival to get to the AFC Championship. THAT was highly amusing.

 

Still, the Chiefs had cream puffs on their upcoming schedule… at home… and the Bills were still what… 9th overall in the Playoff hunt?
 

And then there were EIGHT.

 

Wore the Sweatshirt that entire week until the next game,the incredible beat down of the Cowgirls. Chiefs beat the Cheats- of course.

 

Wore the Sweatshirt that entire week until the next game, where the Bills stumbled, bumbled & fumbled their way through the pathetic Chargers. Settled in for the MNF beatdown of the 49ers by Lamar. Only then, did I realize… holy *****… the pathetic Raiders upset the Chiefs at Arrowhead, giving Bills fans a very late, but much appreciated Christmas present.

 

SEASON ON! At this point, only fools didn’t recognize what was shaking down. When asked asked by random people… and yes…”Wore the Sweatshirt that entire week until the next game” I said… “the ONLY goal now is not to merely make the Playoffs, it is to seize that #2 Seed from the Chiefs! I don’t want the Bills to back in… I want Paddy to be forced to come to ORCHARD PARK… for the first time ever.. to be beaten!!”
Bills stumble and bumble a bit, after cruising early against the Cheats.

 

Setting all the marbles up for the Squishing of the Fraud Fish! And…”wore the Sweatshirt that entire week until the next game.” Fish got mamalled!

 

Then I said, and now there are FOUR! And…”Wore the Sweatshirt that entire week until the next game.” I expected a Home victory against the #7 Squeelers, but did not want any looking ahead. Mission accomplished.

 

And then there were THREE!

Right here, right now!

 

I only had trepidation last week, worried about a possible stumble against an inferior opponent. Today, in about 10 hours… ALL the demons get exorcised! Kermit et al are finally sent packing. And why would that be? Because the Bills are going to play like the monsters we saw against Dallas- that hurting D is going to pile drive Kelce, Pacheco, Rice and hurry Paddy on every play.

 

And the Unicorn is going to run it up- LARGE!

 

Because THIS time, the OP 12th Man Mafia is going to do what I and 78,000+ madmen did 30 years ago at 2 AFC Championship and multiple Playoff games

 

… MAKE SURE THAT MAHOMES CAN’T HEAR HIMSELF, FROM THE TIME THEY HEAD TO THE HUDDLE UNTIL THE BALL IS SNAPPED ON EVERY PLAY!

Make Dawkins and every Bills fan proud!

Make certain there is a constant, plane takeoff din happening!

If you have to stand for the entire game, DO SO… as I did before!

Make us all proud.

Make it… “and then there were two” for next week!

And of course…”Wore the Sweatshirt that entire week until the next game” Unwashed and awaiting its finest hours!

 

DO YOUR JOB! 

 

LET’S GO 🦬!


 

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12 minutes ago, dollars 2 donuts said:


Why in the world did I never get into really hard drugs in my life?

 

I could so use them right now.

 

🤢🤮😵‍💫🫨🥴🤪

 

I am literally going crazy and getting massively sick.

 

Go to **** all you lunatics who are “so excited.”

 

I am a God fearing man, but one who will be sitting in his pew today with his family smoking cigarettes and shaking a tumbler of whiskey on the rocks just to cope.

 

Go Bills!  Go my sanity.

 

My "hard" drugs today will be doubling up on blood pressure medication.

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This is it. This is the game we have been waiting for. Kermit in our house in the playoffs. Then, to top it off we get a Kansas City team that isn't quite what they have been in years past.

 

No excuses. None. We need to get this done tonight. Winning today erases a lot of bad vibes from the recent past. Shows a McDermott led Bills team belongs at the top of the AFC conversation. Losing, and yet again become the Chiefs postseason b**** and I'll move into the "a shakeup is needed" crowd. Can't get bounced by KC again.

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'This is a massive, historic game'

 

 

It's only fitting that Kansas City stands in the way of Buffalo's first AFC Championship appearance since 2021 – when the two teams met in Arrowhead Stadium with Kansas City getting the better of the Bills.

 

Six weeks ago, the Bills traveled to Kansas City with what seemed like the season on the line. After the bye week, Buffalo was 6-6 and the 11th overall seed in the AFC – meaning they were well outside of the playoff picture with the toughest stretch of their schedule coming up.

 

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Kyle Brandt of the NFL Network compared the two star quarterbacks to Peyton Manning and Tom Brady, who shared a historic rivalry as two of the greatest of all time at the position. Just like Brady got the best of Manning in their first two matchups, Mahomes has two wins over Allen between each of their postseason matchups, both of which were held in New England.

 

Manning got Brady back in their third matchup, which was in Indianapolis. Now that Allen will finally host Mahomes in the playoffs, will he repeat the same fate?

 

"This is a massive, historic game," Brandt said. "There are three really good games this weekend and then there is one chapter in a saga. This is a saga in a franchise that we will talk about for decades, the Bills gotta have this one. They gotta have it."

 

 

Garrett Podell | CBS Sports:  Josh Allen will have a career playoff game in Bills’ win

 

Since letting James Cook cook in the Bills 31-10 win over Dallas, Josh Allen has averaged 242 passing yards, 2.75 total touchdowns and 50 rushing yards per game. With the Bills quarterback playing at an MVP-level, Podell predicts that Buffalo wins a barnburner thanks to a heroic performance from Allen.

 

"Josh Allen is coming off the first playoff game ever with three passing touchdowns, at least 70 rushing yards and one rushing touchdown on Monday in the victory against the Pittsburgh Steelers. … So what will happen when the Bills star quarterback collides with the Chiefs defense? Allen shreds Kansas City's 'D' that loves playing with its back turned to the quarterback, providing just enough production to overcome a big day from Patrick Mahomes in his first career road playoff game."

 

 

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