Slippery Rubber Mats Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 https://finheaven.com/threads/places-like-buffalo.380339/ Quote If my job was to coordinate travel arrangements for the Dolphins, I would not trust any Buffalo hotel and their staff. I would suspect Bills Mafia sabotage as a sure thing to be expected. So, what do we know about Miami's stay in Buffalo last week? Not a thing. It's a big mystery. What food was available for the team? Who prepared it? Were there a lot of items on the menu with a lot of sugar? What were their rooms like? Was it noisy? Were there distractions that kept the team from getting the correct amount of sleep? When were the air ducts last cleaned? How sanitary were the rooms? What was the attitude of the hotel staff towards the team? Miami played like ****. Can we really chalk it all up to being unprepared or outclassed? Or were nefarious circumstances involved? Which one of you did this? I'm looking at anyone who works in HVAC or maybe a rogue dietitian. Perhaps a rude hotel concierge? How else did they lose by 4 touchdowns? 1 1 33 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 (edited) Shyeah right. Like building a stadium so the home team is in the shade and the visitors are in 100+ degree heat isn't cheating.... Edited October 5, 2023 by Freddie's Dead 14 4 3 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 you know how tight they tuck the sheets into the bed in hotels? that ***** will ***** you up. 2 12 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
34-78-83 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 Holy tin foil hats, Batman! 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen2D̶i̶g̶g̶s̶TBD Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 If that's their theory for why they lost in Buffalo, what's their excuse for us kicking their a$$ at home? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBoy Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 (edited) Wasn't there an episode of Coach where the team got food poisoning from eating bad chicken wings the night before the game? Edited October 5, 2023 by HardyBoy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PBF81 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 Maybe the chocolates on their pillows were tainted. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 The team stayed at the Majestic hotel. Where Dunston came into their rooms in the middle of the night and stole their mojos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logic Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 10 minutes ago, teef said: you know how tight they tuck the sheets into the bed in hotels? that ***** will ***** you up. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 Every board has their own Crayonz 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 I sent a band of crying babies into their hotel during the night. Worked like a charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanNH Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 18 minutes ago, Slippery Rubber Mats said: https://finheaven.com/threads/places-like-buffalo.380339/ Which one of you did this? I'm looking at anyone who works in HVAC or maybe a rogue dietitian. Perhaps a rude hotel concierge? How else did they lose by 4 touchdowns? Wow someone better get Mulder and Scully out to Buffalo because I hear Aliens abducted the real Hill and well the entiere secondary of Miami and replaced them with pod people who are only half as good.. you know aliens are. Ills fans right!?! Lmao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 (edited) I love watching Miami fans drown in the copium. I cant believe how deeply they bought into having some historically elite team that was guaranteed to roll every other team in the NFL, just because the Denver Broncos gave up and let them score 70. Too much sun and cocaine. Not that there is anything wrong with that. edit: ok, i clicked the link and will give most of those fins fans credit for laughing this off or calling OP crazy. edit2: after reading even more, I'm convinced the OP is a Bills fan troll. Maybe even @Slippery Rubber Mats himself! Edited October 5, 2023 by DrDawkinstein 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 19 minutes ago, Slippery Rubber Mats said: https://finheaven.com/threads/places-like-buffalo.380339/ Which one of you did this? I'm looking at anyone who works in HVAC or maybe a rogue dietitian. Perhaps a rude hotel concierge? How else did they lose by 4 touchdowns? Water was shipped from Mijami to make them feel at home and it gave them Montezuma's revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 "Florida Man Concocts Crazy Conspiracy Conjecture" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dma0034 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 This guy is claiming that fans over-sugared their food or something? Did the defense all have explosive diaherra and that's why they had to get off the field so quickly? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 16 minutes ago, PBF81 said: Maybe the chocolates on their pillows were tainted. Not chocolates. Ex-Lax? 🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Fan Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 Yes, I did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregg Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 The Bills put a giant magnifying glass on the stadium and pointed it to concentrate the sunlight on the visitor's bench. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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