Mango Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 (edited) My better half just got tickets for the @Jets game Monday. We thought they were the 50 Club. Turns out they are in the EY Coaches Club. This means we are sitting behind the Jets bench and we are in the tunnel for the Jets to take the field. I need some ideas for heckling outside of the “you suck!”. If I could get a laugh out of Rodgers, that would be huge. Nothing disrespectful enough to make him want to try harder either. https://www.newyorkjets.com/tickets/clubs/coaches-club Edited September 8, 2023 by Mango 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltonWaddams Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Batteries. You need batteries. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 “Hey, Aaron. Do you think it’s mere coincidence that Shailene Woodley and Danica Patrick became lovers after being with you?” 1 11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 tell them they're the staten island of NFL teams 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WEATHER DOT COM Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Write his name on a steely dan and toss it into the bench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 I think Diggs would recommend telling them that they stink. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 "Hey AARP Aaron, Matlock is on!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABILLBACKER Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 8 minutes ago, K-9 said: “Hey, Aaron. Do you think it’s mere coincidence that Shailene Woodley and Danica Patrick became lovers after being with you?” It's long but effective! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMDman Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 (edited) Bring a sign that says you’re an Ayahuasca dealer Edited September 8, 2023 by WMDman 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEBills Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Jeopardy lost another host and they still haven’t called you? 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Throw a ***** at Rodgers, please. We need to find creative ways to keep that going. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 As Stefon Diggs would say "you stink you Stinka Butt!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Toss him a Bildo… 2 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Ask Saleh how he gets his head so shiny. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted September 8, 2023 Author Share Posted September 8, 2023 If I could get a shout out on McAfee Tuesday that would be awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 (With hands to throat) "Hey, Raaaaaaaaaaaaaah-juhs! Discount double-choke!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 “Hey Pot Head!” Of course that could be aimed at any of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 You should ask him when he plans to retire and come back and play for the Vikings. 1 1 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0017 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Aaron I heard you sit when you pee, and stand when you poop!! 😃 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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