Draconator Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Be careful. Those things don't take "No" for an answer.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 37 minutes ago, Draconator said: Did he get a concussion? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Well, you didn’t do it on porpoise. 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Is that a healthy Caribbean sunburn you've cultivated on your melon, or just a whiskey nose run rampant? 🤔 * I have never burned, always tanned...until Bride the Second and I took our honeymoon cruise in the Caribbean in 2011. I never knew a sunburn could actually be categorized as 'viscious'. 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 11 minutes ago, I am the egg man said: Well, you didn’t do it on porpoise. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Which one are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Jauronimo said: Be careful. Those things don't take "No" for an answer.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted February 28, 2023 Author Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, The Jokeman said: Did he get a concussion? It was the slightest of bumps. I immediately said I'm sorry Mr. Tua, and he was down. 59 minutes ago, transient said: Which one are you? I'll start a poll in the main forum. That should make Simon happy. 1 hour ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Is that a healthy Caribbean sunburn you've cultivated on your melon, or just a whiskey nose run rampant? 🤔 * I have never burned, always tanned...until Bride the Second and I took our honeymoon cruise in the Caribbean in 2011. I never knew a sunburn could actually be categorized as 'viscious'. 😳 I was very careful to put SPF 50 on every morning and reapply. Still got burnt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, The Jokeman said: Did he get a concussion? No, it was a minor back injury. He was swimming again an hour later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted February 28, 2023 Author Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, WhoTom said: No, it was a minor back injury. He was swimming again an hour later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Went to Disney a few years ago (we used to go at least once a year) and finally booked a Dolphin encounter at EPCOT. My wife, 2 sons and I were in a group with 7 other people. We meet the tour cast members, get a souvenir towel, a tour and instructions and then change into our wet suits, and then wait to go encounter them. Ten minutes go by and nothing. Fifteen and the tour CMs check on us and say just a little longer. Twenty minutes, nothing. Then about a half hour later, our tour CMs come by with the Dolphin trainer. He starts talking about how the Dolphins (all males) have gained weight (like they did that overnight) and this and that. Then he says "well Dolphins, they're bisexual you see..." Damn things were having an *****! So no encounter for us, but we got a refund and to keep the towel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Draconator said: I was very careful to put SPF 50 on every morning and reapply. Still got burnt. In was pretty careful with sunscreen for three plus decades playing tennis in Hilton Head, SC, then Sarasota, FL. I’d put it on before playing, then sweat buckets and towel myself off. There would be puddles below my seat. It’s impossible to reapply once you are soaking wet. My dermatologist in Florida told me to move back to Buffalo while she was burning spots off my face. 🤷♂️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 4 hours ago, Draconator said: Dude, is that thing just blasting you in the junk with its tail? I see pain in your eyes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 4 hours ago, Draconator said: I had no idea dolphins had ears. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Gugny said: I had no idea dolphins had ears. Those are its flippers and it's swimming inverted. BUT... What public school science class failed you? Of course mammals have ears! https://www.thoughtco.com/the-main-mammal-characteristics-4086144 Edited March 1, 2023 by ExiledInIllinois Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 6 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Those are its flippers and it's swimming inverted. BUT... What public school science class failed you? Of course mammals have ears! https://www.thoughtco.com/the-main-mammal-characteristics-4086144 It was actually a joke which had sexual undertones, but thanks for edumacating me! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 Just now, Gugny said: It was actually a joke which had sexual undertones, but thanks for edumacating me! 😆... Ooops! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted March 1, 2023 Author Share Posted March 1, 2023 9 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Dude, is that thing just blasting you in the junk with its tail? I see pain in your eyes. Actually, the tail was far away from "my parts". 9 hours ago, Gugny said: I had no idea dolphins had ears. To be fair, It was a female dolphin. But she was like 14 so I would be a headline for a Go Bills in Dallas post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritBill Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 On 2/28/2023 at 10:26 PM, Draconator said: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how mermaids are made. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 23 hours ago, Draconator said: Actually, the tail was far away from "my parts". To be fair, It was a female dolphin. But she was like 14 so I would be a headline for a Go Bills in Dallas post. My family did a dolphin encounter in Cancun while on vacation. at Xcaret. One of the dolphins for whatever reason took a liking to my daughter who happens to be autistic. After the swim you needed to walk down a walkway to the entrance and this dolphin followed her as she walked. The trainer noticed and invited she to come closer and interact by feeding it. The dolphins name was Mijachan. (Me-Hwa_Kon) And we bought a stuffie to commemorate the event and it still exists In her room. Im sure 🙂 Great memory this was in 1997 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 26 minutes ago, muppy said: My family did a dolphin encounter in Cancun while on vacation. at Xcaret. One of the dolphins for whatever reason took a liking to my daughter who happens to be autistic. After the swim you needed to walk down a walkway to the entrance and this dolphin followed her as she walked. The trainer noticed and invited she to come closer and interact by feeding it. The dolphins name was Mijachan. (Me-Hwa_Kon) And we bought a stuffie to commemorate the event and it still exists In her room. Im sure 🙂 Great memory this was in 1997 Just be careful with dolphin encounters... This poor girl took it upon her own to make her own encounter, leave her jetski and attempted to swim with them... Just recently. https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/teenage-girl-killed-shark-jet-skiing-australia-96894090 😔😟🙁😥😞 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 17 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Just be careful with dolphin encounters... This poor girl took it upon her own to make her own encounter, leave her jetski and attempted to swim with them... Just recently. https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/teenage-girl-killed-shark-jet-skiing-australia-96894090 😔😟🙁😥😞 so the shark who was swimming with dolphins killed the girl. Said girl took her chances But I might have been tempted to do that in my salad days lol Ive never been on a jetski yeah so prolly Im Not jumping off . But either way sucks for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leh-nerd skin-erd Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 23 hours ago, muppy said: so the shark who was swimming with dolphins killed the girl. Said girl took her chances But I might have been tempted to do that in my salad days lol Ive never been on a jetski yeah so prolly Im Not jumping off . But either way sucks for her. “Salad days”? The mind wanders. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 38 minutes ago, leh-nerd skin-erd said: “Salad days”? The mind wanders. HEY I'm Trying to classy up the joint. "In my salad days, when I was green in judgment" William freakin Shakespeare hermano I bet you even know from what play. Dont ya. 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leh-nerd skin-erd Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 15 minutes ago, muppy said: HEY I'm Trying to classy up the joint. "In my salad days, when I was green in judgment" William freakin Shakespeare hermano I bet you even know from what play. Dont ya. 😁 Little known fact—-Shakespeare’s famous work “The Tempest” was originally penned as “Two Tempests, the Missing Petticoats and a Pillow Fight” when he was 17 years old. He changed it later because people said the title was too long. I’d think it’s from that one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 1 minute ago, leh-nerd skin-erd said: Little known fact—-Shakespeare’s famous work “The Tempest” was originally penned as “Two Tempests, the Missing Petticoats and a Pillow Fight” when he was 17 years old. He changed it later because people said the title was too long. I’d think it’s from that one. Nope. Anthony and Cleopatra. But I googled I cannot tell a lie 😊 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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