Fleezoid Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Ok, many of you have gameday rituals. After the previous season ended, I saw the thread where many folks admitted to breaking their pre-game rituals and blamed the loss on themselves, which they should have. Why, oh why would you break tradition in the playoffs?? Unacceptable! So now we’re on the dawn of a new season. So my charge to all the folks with their tried and tested rituals (mostly), DO your PART! If we win, I know you did your part! If we lose, I don’t want to hear, “Bluto, (use the voice) my go-to jersey wasn’t clean, so I had to go the backup!” or “Bluto, we always do beef ribs, but their too expensive. Too expensive?? Shoplifting isn’t even frowned upon these days. Get your kids to the grocery store and GET IT DONE!!” So bottom line, your traditions must be followed……….Patting your kid on the head 17 times, running outside with nothing but Bills boxers and drinking a beer, 3 shots in the shower before the game….whatever it is, DO it! Just DO IT!!! Ok, We have a long day tomorrow, so get some rest. But be ready to do you part!! Go BILLS!! And Go MAFIA!! 1 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsNutHawaii Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 No joke, if I don’t watch, they are practically undefeated, and I’ve been a fan since 1981. My father used to tell me, I could be a very rich man if the Bills were aware of this, in other words, they would send me a weekly check in order to ensure I don’t watch their games. This is a true story - I’m not exaggerating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishRifle Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 46 minutes ago, BillsNutHawaii said: No joke, if I don’t watch, they are practically undefeated, and I’ve been a fan since 1981. My father used to tell me, I could be a very rich man if the Bills were aware of this, in other words, they would send me a weekly check in order to ensure I don’t watch their games. This is a true story - I’m not exaggerating. Do your part!! Don’t watch!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsNutHawaii Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 hour ago, AmishRifle said: Do your part!! Don’t watch!! I don’t have the will power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 I never been apart of a Thursday opening game so I have no rituals for this type of thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 I go to church and then take a 3 hour nap before kickoff. …my boss is going to be pissed. 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo1105 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 You have zero control over whether the Bills win or not. Wearing your holy underwear that you haven’t washed since the Raiders AFC title game isn’t gonna change that. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 3 hours ago, BillsNutHawaii said: No joke, if I don’t watch, they are practically undefeated, and I’ve been a fan since 1981. My father used to tell me, I could be a very rich man if the Bills were aware of this, in other words, they would send me a weekly check in order to ensure I don’t watch their games. This is a true story - I’m not exaggerating. On my way over to take the TVs out of your house 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiamioh Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Ok fine I’ll drink all day at work 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo ill Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 33 minutes ago, gonzo1105 said: You have zero control over whether the Bills win or not. Wearing your holy underwear that you haven’t washed since the Raiders AFC title game isn’t gonna change that. I remeber listening to the Mike and Mike show long ago, and Golic made an interesting remark. Basically he said that superstition only matters for people who actually play in the game (if they even have any superstitions), since it could possibly impact their mental aspect of the game. He essentially called superstitious fans silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 LOL are people gripping today a little bit, sorta, maybe? I am excited and Miss Calm Cool and Collected. what you don't believe me? Breathe innnnnn 1-2-3 out the mouth 4-5-6-7 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 You might get some ideas here for food rituals I do not choose the image. But Logic will prevail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 YAH, DON'T BE A SLACKER McFLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_In_NH Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 4 hours ago, BillsNutHawaii said: No joke, if I don’t watch, they are practically undefeated, and I’ve been a fan since 1981. My father used to tell me, I could be a very rich man if the Bills were aware of this, in other words, they would send me a weekly check in order to ensure I don’t watch their games. This is a true story - I’m not exaggerating. what do you smoke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritBill Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 I’m riddled with the Covid so I’ll see if I manage to wake up for kick off after going to bed around 10pm. The last 2 times I’ve gone to bed and slept through kick off we’re the Kansas regular season game last year and the New England play off game. Enjoy the game wherever and whoever you are. Go Bills. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, BritBill said: I’m riddled with the Covid so I’ll see if I manage to wake up for kick off after going to bed around 10pm. The last 2 times I’ve gone to bed and slept through kick off we’re the Kansas regular season game last year and the New England play off game. Enjoy the game wherever and whoever you are. Go Bills. Sorry to hear that bud, take care 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritBill Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, HOUSE said: Sorry to hear that bud, take care Cheers. I think I’m over the worse of it now. The soccer season starting got me I think. I went out for a few beers before going to the match last week and that’s when I probably picked it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 18 minutes ago, BritBill said: I’m riddled with the Covid so I’ll see if I manage to wake up for kick off after going to bed around 10pm. The last 2 times I’ve gone to bed and slept through kick off we’re the Kansas regular season game last year and the New England play off game. Enjoy the game wherever and whoever you are. Go Bills. Rest, rest and more rest! That's really the only way through this, speaking as someone who had the Covid a year ago. Feel better soon! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 25 minutes ago, BritBill said: Cheers. I think I’m over the worse of it now. The soccer season starting got me I think. I went out for a few beers before going to the match last week and that’s when I probably picked it up. That is a real shame, hopefully the worst is over, A big Bills win and you will feel much better 👍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCal Deek Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 52 minutes ago, BritBill said: Cheers. I think I’m over the worse of it now. The soccer season starting got me I think. I went out for a few beers before going to the match last week and that’s when I probably picked it up. Soccer season? Come on! It’s football season over there…no? Which match did you go to? PS: Hope you feel better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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