bdutton Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/article_828bb53e-09ad-11eb-9c98-fbed3af1d69a.html/?49336&utm_medium=notification&utm_source=pushly&utm_campaign=desktop_push&fbclid=IwAR1OeOsI38g151SWiA-MG0iO6hkR1q7U1oIwcGCrXUG62Ceb8QpkzniYqe0 Quote The lights inside Saints Peter and Paul Roman Catholic Church in Pearl River were on later than usual on Sept. 30, so a passerby stopped to take a closer look. Peering inside, the onlooker saw the small parish's pastor half-naked having sex with two women on the altar, according to court documents. The women were dressed in corsets and high-heeled boots. There were sex toys and stage lighting. And a mobile phone as well as a separate camera were mounted on tripods, recording it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Was anyone screaming "Oh God!!" ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 I see this as progress. At least they weren't underage boys. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 12 minutes ago, KD in CA said: Was anyone screaming "Oh God!!" ? I saw a pic of a church with a sign out front saying “screaming Oh God on Sunday mornings does not count as going to church!” No basket passing, I’m guessing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Augie said: I saw a pic of a church with a sign out front saying “screaming Oh God on Sunday mornings does not count as going to church!” No basket passing, I’m guessing? The Methodist Church in our town has a sign out front that has hilarious stuff like that every week (in fact, I think I saw that exact joke before). Who knew the Methodists were having such fun while us Catholics where busy shaming ourselves for crap that happened thousands of years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQW87 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 New way to get parishoners to tune in to the zoom services? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 No info if they were wearing masks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Got it bad, soooooooo bad ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 6 hours ago, KD in CA said: Was anyone screaming "Oh God!!" ? You know what I am saying after reading this? HOLY *****! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocemur Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 NOLA? that explains all the hurricanes. Caution: Smiting in progress 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Archbishop is having the altar burned. Based af Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 This is hilarious. Best thing I've read in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Those women look too old to be getting ***** by a Catholic priest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 that's pretty wholesome by Catholic standards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 What's the part where this is wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Good for the preacher, at least we're progressing to consenting adults! And yes. I would also bang those two on a church alter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 The late, great Flip Wilson... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 7:33 PM, RaoulDuke79 said: I see this as progress. At least they weren't underage boys. Sadly, I thought the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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