OldTimeAFLGuy Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Tiberius said: ...tested......and FAILED....... Edited January 11, 2020 by OldTimeAFLGuy 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Joe Biden has never once been correct when it comes to foreign policy. Not once in 40 years. Many people believe this to be true including Obama's former Secretary of Defense. Are we so foolish as to think that just due to the law of averages he might get something right if he were President? Yes, our odds would be no better if we made a blind squirrel POTUS. I can envision Biden during a news conference: Hack: There's much in the news regarding the unrest in SE Asia. How close are we to going to war with the DPRK? Biden: I'm glad you asked. In order to avoid war I've ordered all U.S. troops to stand down and return home by next Tuesday. If we're not over there those South Koreans can't do us any harm. Hack: Did you just misspeak? Biden: No, I never misspeak. South Dakota has been busting our chops ever since I was deployed over there in WW2. I used to bounce those little chinks off my knee and the hairs on my, uh leg would stand up. Hack: Where's Hunter? Biden: Where do you think my Drug Czar would be? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: Joe Biden has never once been correct when it comes to foreign policy. Not once in 40 years. Many people believe this to be true including Obama's former Secretary of Defense. Are we so foolish as to think that just due to the law of averages he might get something right if he were President? Yes, our odds would be no better if we made a blind squirrel POTUS. I can envision Biden during a news conference: Hack: There's much in the news regarding the unrest in SE Asia. How close are we to going to war with the DPRK? Biden: I'm glad you asked. In order to avoid war I've ordered all U.S. troops to stand down and return home by next Tuesday. If we're not over there those South Koreans can't do us any harm. Hack: Did you just misspeak? Biden: No, I never misspeak. South Dakota has been busting our chops ever since I was deployed over there in WW2. I used to bounce those little chinks off my knee and the hairs on my, uh leg would stand up. Hack: Where's Hunter? Biden: Where do you think my Drug Czar would be? ...ideal illustration of a "career politician"......NEVER had a private sector job in his life......ALWAYS been employed in politics and has owned the state of Delaware.....continually reelected by their fickle electorate no matter what he does or does NOT.....hell even his late son was elected AG......reminds me of South Carolina and Strom Thurmond.....98 years old (dead now), STILL in the Senate, propped up in the corner on a hat rack eating No-Doz, yet still legislating?.....seriously?.....and he was a REPUBLICAN (with the worst hair dye job).....these are just TWO of the 535 "doing the people's business".....we're screwed......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Tiberius said: That ad was obsolete by the time it ran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 45 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: Hack: Where's Hunter? Biden: How dare you ask that question, you fat slob? I challenge you to a pushup contest, you wimp! I used to be able to do 100 pushups and 50 pullups in 2 minutes flat, all while little black children were rubbing my hairy legs at the pool! FIFY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Tiberius said: Whoa, look at that face, Joe ain't effin' around. The same look, no doubt, he gave Cornpop and his gang, the Romans. No wonder they didn't want to tangle with Joe in his bathing suit. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Joshin' Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 21 hours ago, row_33 said: Trump end WW3 before it begins what a winner! Nobel peace prize for sure. 21 hours ago, row_33 said: Trump end WW3 before it begins what a winner! Nobel peace prize for sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 11 minutes ago, Just Joshin' said: Nobel peace prize for sure. Nobel peace prize for sure. 12 of ‘em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Tiberius said: Okay Boomer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 (edited) 17 hours ago, Just Joshin' said: Nobel peace prize for sure. Nobel peace prize for sure. Precedent for Presidents winning Nobel was set with Obama. He made the world better within 9 months of his 1/20/09 inauguration and thus was awarded the Nobel Peace prize on 10/9/09. Saint Mother Theresa spent near a lifetime helping others before she was awarded the Nobel. But then, she was no Barack Hussein O. Edited January 12, 2020 by I am the egg man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Holy ***** is this the Trumptard ball lickers club? Bunch of losers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 So Trump as Prez has used the military the least since Carter? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OldTimeAFLGuy Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 On 1/10/2020 at 8:11 PM, row_33 said: if only Trump had been around to solve Vietnam quickly and efficiently ...WHOA!!!...if the Iranian Regime crumbles, Tibs and Busey are susceptible to fatal cardiac arrest........can YOU be penciled in as a pall bearer?......how could we EVER fill the PPP void?............ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 7 minutes ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: ...WHOA!!!...if the Iranian Regime crumbles, Tibs and Busey are susceptible to fatal cardiac arrest........can YOU be penciled in as a pall bearer?......how could we EVER fill the PPP void?............ I won’t deliberately lie or sell my soul on here like “the likely lads” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 19 minutes ago, row_33 said: I won’t deliberately lie or sell my soul on here like “the likely lads” ...could see their tombstones inscribed, "Victims of TDS... RIP".......oh well.....the General has company............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 BRIAN MAST SPEAKS Rep. Brian Mast is a double amputee courtesy of the munitions disseminated by Qassem Soleimani in Afghanistan, Iraq and elsewhere. Rep. Mast himself sustained his injuries in Afghanistan. Beyond the 600-plus Americans whose deaths in Afghanistan and Iraq by such munitions can be attributed to Soleimani are the many more who have been grievously wounded and disfigured. Rep. Mast is representative of them in his person and spoke up on their behalf when calling out the Democrats on their pitiful resolution last week. FOX News covered Mast’s denunciation of his Democratic colleagues in “Rep. Brian Mast blasts Dems, media ‘taking Iran’s side’: Soleimani died ‘exactly the way’ he should have.” At PJ Media Victoria Taft posted video of Mast’s two-minute speech on the floor of the House in “Congressman Who Lost Legs to IED Walks to Podium to Torch Dems for Being ‘Cowards’ After Soleimani Hit.” Videos at links...... . 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Is the war over? Did I miss Trump surrendering to Iran? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Gary M said: Is the war over? Did I miss Trump surrendering to Iran? It’s over. We won. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 I wish all wars were like that one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 7 minutes ago, Doc said: I wish all wars were like that one. This is how many times we have had WWIII under Trump? I lose track. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 hours ago, KRC said: This is how many times we have had WWIII under Trump? I lose track. I'm waiting for WWIV: The Voyage Home. WWVI: The Undiscovered Country will be great too. WWV: The Final Frontier will suck and never be mentioned in polite company. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Just now, Koko78 said: I'm waiting for WWIV: The Voyage Home. WWVI: The Undiscovered Country will be great too. WWV: The Final Frontier will suck and never be mentioned in polite company. Does that mean the next one is fought against the mighty Humpback Whale pods of the Pacific? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said: Does that mean the next one is fought against the mighty Humpback Whale pods of the Pacific? No; they will be our allies against a giant killer cigar launched by Best Korea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 What we need is the Vogons to get on with their Intergalactic Highway. Just put us out of our misery. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 39 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: What we need is the Vogons to get on with their Intergalactic Highway. Just put us out of our misery. Spoken like a true Californian. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 3 hours ago, 3rdnlng said: Spoken like a true Californian. Jealousy is not very becoming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: Jealousy is not very becoming. A few decades ago you might have been correct. Mostly I enjoyed the years I lived and worked there in Ventura and Santa Barbara Counties. I didn't enjoy seeing the homeless camped out under the Moreton Bay Fig Tree in Santa Barbara years after I moved from there though. I mostly pity those left there now because they've elected politicians that have no comprehension of what it takes to have successful government. It's a beautiful place made ugly by people that have no relationship with reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 hour ago, 3rdnlng said: A few decades ago you might have been correct. Mostly I enjoyed the years I lived and worked there in Ventura and Santa Barbara Counties. I didn't enjoy seeing the homeless camped out under the Moreton Bay Fig Tree in Santa Barbara years after I moved from there though. I mostly pity those left there now because they've elected politicians that have no comprehension of what it takes to have successful government. It's a beautiful place made ugly by people that have no relationship with reality. We don't need your pity but thanks anyway. You don't like to see the homeless you stay away from where the homeless are. I live in a very nice part of South OC and rarely see any homeless. Are there ***** up things here? Sure but you point to the perfect place to live I'll point you to heaven. Unfortunately I don't believe in heaven. Do we pay higher taxes here? Yup. Is the cost of living higher here? Yup. Do we make more money living here than most other places? You betcha! So you all take pity on us all you want. I have lived here 37 years and love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: We don't need your pity but thanks anyway. You don't like to see the homeless you stay away from where the homeless are. I live in a very nice part of South OC and rarely see any homeless. Are there ***** up things here? Sure but you point to the perfect place to live I'll point you to heaven. Unfortunately I don't believe in heaven. Do we pay higher taxes here? Yup. Is the cost of living higher here? Yup. Do we make more money living here than most other places? You betcha! So you all take pity on us all you want. I have lived here 37 years and love it! I'm glad you're happy there. BTW, how are all those State and Municipal pensions going to be funded? Profits from your Bullet Train? Edited January 15, 2020 by 3rdnlng 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 ....."yes we can actually be there in 51 minutes if your care to move up your Last Hurrah......simply dial 1-800-YOU-GONE and leave the rest to us"................... Navy may arm new destroyer with conventional missile able to hit anywhere on Earth in an hour By Kris Osborn | Warrior Maven ARLINGTON, Va. - The Navy’s newest destroyer may fire a not-yet-to-be fielded Conventional Prompt Strike conventionally-armed missile engineered to hit anywhere on earth within an hour, service program managers said. The weapon, now being considered by Navy weapons developers for the emerging USS Zumwalt, will bring new attack options to the stealthy destroyer being prepared for combat as soon as 2021, Capt. Kevin Smith, Zumwalt-class destroyer Program Manager said Jan. 15 at the Surface Naval Association Annual Symposium. “This would be the perfect platform for Conventional Prompt Strike,” Smith said. https://www.foxnews.com/tech/navy-may-arm-its-new-destroyer-with-a-conventional-missile-able-to-hit-anywhere-on-earth-in-an-hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 21 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: I'm glad you're happy there. BTW, how are all those State and Municipal pensions going to be funded? Profits from your Bullet Train? What state do you live in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: What state do you live in? Ya got me. We're not much better here in NYS. I spent most of my adult life in PA though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: Ya got me. We're not much better here in NYS. I spent most of my adult life in PA though. Wait. You're living in NY and you have the ***** audacity to give me ***** about CA??? You have just lost all credibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Chef Jim said: Wait. You're living in NY and you have the ***** audacity to give me ***** about CA??? You have just lost all credibility. I'm not giving you ***** about living in CA, I'm giving you ***** about not recognizing the problems. NYS is ***** up and I won't be here for long but I do recognize its problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 34 minutes ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: Navy may arm new destroyer with conventional missile able to hit anywhere on Earth in an hour They should name it the USS Amazon Prime 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 minute ago, /dev/null said: They should name it the USS Amazon Prime LMAO....Prime's logo fits...after all, the progressives say we are the "World's Pr**ks", right??........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 25 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: I'm not giving you ***** about living in CA, I'm giving you ***** about not recognizing the problems. NYS is ***** up and I won't be here for long but I do recognize its problems. Excuse me?!?! You're not giving me ***** about living here? You said you pitied the people who still live here. You made a joke about our dumb ass waste of money Bullet Train. Yeah you're giving me *****. And you cap it off by telling me you live in NY. Bravo..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 *popcorn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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