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1 minute ago, row_33 said:

what year are the Bills going to win in Baltimore?

 


Never. Per Bills Ravens agreement 1997 neither team is allowed to win in the oppositions city. Buffalo only was allowed to win in Baltimore in 99' as punishment for the Ravens moving from Cleveland.

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On 11/25/2019 at 1:03 PM, RoboTronic said:

 

It could only be more embarrassing if fans somehow got flaming tables involved.

Tearing down goal posts is so old school … we've moved on to tables.  The Bills should have about 100 ready to roll out to the logo.  Trust me, that would go viral. 

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On 11/25/2019 at 11:23 AM, corta765 said:

 

I won't be there lol

 

We did it in the 80s lets have some fun and take home free goal post

I was at the Dolphins streak ending game in ‘80 as a kid and they took a piece of one upright passed it up and stuck it in Ralph's box, which was awesome. However part of another upright got to the visitor upper deck where I was sitting and there was almost an attempt to toss it over the stadium. That would have been a bad move!  Likely would have wiped out a few fans that day. 

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On 11/25/2019 at 12:17 PM, corta765 said:

After beating the Ravens will be 10-3 and we need to tear down the goal posts. Consider this an early invite/ notification to take over the field

 

Update: We are no longer tearing down the goal posts thanks to our franchises moronic decision to wear red uniforms again

 

The brave souls who tore down the goal posts in the past were a bunch of clog-wearing, mullet-styling, boot-cut jeans-wearing, 4am Mighty Taco after Cassidys munchin soldiers who wanted nothing more than a decent job, a good woman and a spirited game of Pong against a buddy.*

 

today, the same experience can be had virtually, after the win folks just have to hook up the 4 pound binoculars on the Apple 11 with facial recognition technology and they can experience it all, uh, virtually.  Hell they can even toss the goal post over the stadium wall and crush a couple computer generated Tom Brady’s walking below  if they so desire. It’s good clean sterile fun. 

 

No need to get one’s hands dirty. 
 

*i probably messed up some of the timing here, I never had a mullet, wasn’t at the game and honestly can’t remember when Cassidys closed and/or burned down. Consider this my “We didn’t start the fire” anthem. 

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41 minutes ago, leh-nerd skin-erd said:

 

The brave souls who tore down the goal posts in the past were a bunch of clog-wearing, mullet-styling, boot-cut jeans-wearing, 4am Mighty Taco after Cassidys munchin soldiers who wanted nothing more than a decent job, a good woman and a spirited game of Pong against a buddy.*

 

 

I was at that game with my mother. 
 

YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU DIRTY BASTARD!  TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!!

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1 hour ago, Sundancer said:

 

Been a tough last 39 years?

No, lot of other very proud moments the last 39 that don't relate to the Bills of course.  But as for the Bills to sit there and watch us finally squish the Fish after a decade of futility is one of the great memories.  Fueled by a bit of alcohol that day to be sure.

45 minutes ago, leh-nerd skin-erd said:

 

The brave souls who tore down the goal posts in the past were a bunch of clog-wearing, mullet-styling, boot-cut jeans-wearing, 4am Mighty Taco after Cassidys munchin soldiers who wanted nothing more than a decent job, a good woman and a spirited game of Pong against a buddy.*

 

today, the same experience can be had virtually, after the win folks just have to hook up the 4 pound binoculars on the Apple 11 with facial recognition technology and they can experience it all, uh, virtually.  Hell they can even toss the goal post over the stadium wall and crush a couple computer generated Tom Brady’s walking below  if they so desire. It’s good clean sterile fun. 

 

No need to get one’s hands dirty. 
 

*i probably messed up some of the timing here, I never had a mullet, wasn’t at the game and honestly can’t remember when Cassidys closed and/or burned down. Consider this my “We didn’t start the fire” anthem. 

I never wore clogs or a mullet, Mighty Taco saved me more times than I can count after a long night of imbibing, I actually did the funnel one night at Cassidy's, and taring down the posts was a rite of passage!

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1 hour ago, WotAGuy said:

I was at that game with my mother. 
 

YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU DIRTY BASTARD!  TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!!

Thanks for the reminder. 

 

... were a bunch of clog-wearing, mullet-styling, boot-cut jeans-wearing, 4am Mighty Taco after Cassidys munchin soldiers who swore like sailors....

 

Your reply was damn funny. Thanks for that, and word to your mother. 

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