EmotionallyUnstable Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 (edited) Ironic, much? I mean, it’s perfect lol Edited August 11, 2019 by EmotionallyUnstable Misspelled word 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Apparently he’s got a book endorsement deal in the works as well. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Is this his problem?! Get him some better contacts!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Atwal Eye Care. Uses a laser to fix your eyes, right? Last guy who strapped anyone to a table and used a laser was Auric Goldfinger. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 26 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Atwal Eye Care. Uses a laser to fix your eyes, right? Last guy who strapped anyone to a table and used a laser was Auric Goldfinger. ? "Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to have 20/20 eyesight." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 (edited) Is there a medical procedure to improve his hands? Edited August 11, 2019 by JohnC spelling 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 1 minute ago, JohnC said: Is their a medical procedure to improve his hands? See who ended up with Lester Hayes’ jar of Stickum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Just now, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: See who ended up with Lester Hayes’ jar of Stickum. There is no need for the magical gripping gel because now there are magical gloves that help you latch on to the balls like nails to magnets. Yet, he still has the dropsies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Oh man, they really missed a trick. They should have had him say "now when I leave the house, I can actually see that I need to get dressed first." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 He's just warming up for his big TV payday ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Mantis_Toboggan Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 (edited) I am not making light of anything, I’m just wondering if this had anything to do with his mental health issues he experienced just because there have been some studies done over the last few years linking lasik to psychosis. http://vivo.med.cornell.edu/display/pubid84995768034 https://www.healio.com/ophthalmology/cornea-external-disease/news/print/ocular-surgery-news/{4e39c27a-f999-4200-9c51-e3b01266a90b}/dry-eye-depression-and-lasik-serious-thoughts-about-a-serious-issue https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/27835728/ Edited August 11, 2019 by Dr.Mantis_Toboggan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 You guys are savage 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bills Blog Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 This is hilarious. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, The Bills Blog said: This is hilarious. ? Hilarious?! Goldfinger expect Bond to die! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 (edited) Keeping his eyes on the ball is a start, but the real goal is to keep his HANDS on the ball. I guess it’s one step in the right direction.....baby steps, said (What About) Bob. ? Edited August 11, 2019 by Augie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call_Of_Ktulu Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 2 hours ago, JohnC said: Is their a medical procedure to improve his hands? He needs to talk to Robert Kraft, he knows all about the benefits of having soft hands. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 34 minutes ago, Call_Of_Ktulu said: He needs to talk to Robert Kraft, he knows all about the benefits of having soft hands. Getting massaged is an accepted part of staying fit and recovery. Modern day football practices can be stimulating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 There are a lot of commercials on WNY radio about hypnoses as a cure for all kinds of ills...............Zay needs that for his yips..........not sure there is a big endorsement market for those cured of yips though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoPar_v2 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Really REALLY hope his does get cut. So I can see what jerkoffs on this board say about foster dropping balls. Or Sweeney. Or McKenzie. D***heads, every single one of ya. That’s fine when he’s on the team again you got another scapegoat for josh allen throwing it 5 yards past a MFer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Good for him! Making some extra money on the side. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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