Chef Jim Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 29 minutes ago, IDBillzFan said: I've done some crazy schitt to rub some nickels, and I've done even crazier schitt in hotel rooms. But lancing your own boil in a hotel room? That's some bold schitt right there. Oh come on guys. You poke it several time with a pin. No biggie. I guess it comes from years in the kitchen. Cook (With hand in a towel): Chef I cut myself. Me: Let me see Cook: Ok. Do I need stitches? Me: Well first we need to find the rest of your finger 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leh-nerd skin-erd Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Chef Jim said: By “self sufficient” you mean “cheap bastard” right? Or--or--you commited to saving your lady and risked your own life in the process. You're a damn hero. She's lucky to have you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, leh-nerd skin-erd said: Or--or--you commited to saving your lady and risked your own life in the process. You're a damn hero. She's lucky to have you. I PM’d you her number. Call her and tell her that. I need all the help I can get in 2020. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Chef Jim said: Oh come on guys. You poke it several time with a pin. No biggie. I'd agree...except it's a very big deal when it's MRSA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 51 minutes ago, DC Tom said: I'd agree...except it's a very big deal when it's MRSA. I agree. It wasn’t really a smart thing to take care myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 22 hours ago, SJ Bills backer said: Hey - I’m a former buffalonian who’s lived in the Bay Area 30 years. Stop painting such a horrid picture when you have no idea what it’s like here va there. It’s not all rosy but we have great food and I can still watch the bills with ex buffalonians who are far more awoken than post of you posters BTW you fit right in up there you pretentious bastard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 23 hours ago, SJ Bills backer said: Hey - I’m a former buffalonian who’s lived in the Bay Area 30 years. Stop painting such a horrid picture when you have no idea what it’s like here va there. It’s not all rosy but we have great food and I can still watch the bills with ex buffalonians who are far more awoken than post of you posters Imagine being this person, unironically describing yourself “woke”, and thinking you had just owned someone because of it. Good grief. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 On 12/31/2019 at 1:31 PM, SJ Bills backer said: Hey - I’m a former buffalonian who’s lived in the Bay Area 30 years. Stop painting such a horrid picture when you have no idea what it’s like here va there. It’s not all rosy but we have great food and I can still watch the bills with ex buffalonians who are far more awoken than post of you posters California is great! Sometimes they even let us have electricity...sometimes... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 California Passes Insane New Law Limiting Personal Water Usage With Massive Fines Original Article The news coming out of California gets crazier every week. Governor Gavin Newsom has signed a law which just went into effect that limits personal water usage. People can even be hit with massive fines if they exceed their limit by doing laundry and taking a shower on the same day. This was recently discussed on KTLA News and the reporters seemed shocked to learn the details. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 4 hours ago, B-Man said: California Passes Insane New Law Limiting Personal Water Usage With Massive Fines Original Article The news coming out of California gets crazier every week. Governor Gavin Newsom has signed a law which just went into effect that limits personal water usage. People can even be hit with massive fines if they exceed their limit by doing laundry and taking a shower on the same day. This was recently discussed on KTLA News and the reporters seemed shocked to learn the details. What if they even out their water usage by taking a crap in the feminine hygiene aisle at the local grocery store? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Koko78 said: What if they even out their water usage by taking a crap in the feminine hygiene aisle at the local grocery store? ...WHOA!!...TIME OUT......what if I LEGALLY steal $949.99 in laundry soap but use too much water to clean my clothes ?.....I've been entrapped.... Edited January 3, 2020 by OldTimeAFLGuy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 18 minutes ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: ...WHOA!!...TIME OUT......what if I LEGALLY steal $949.99 in laundry soap but use too much water to clean my clothes ?.....I've been entrapped.... When your clothes are dirty...steal new clothes. Or steal the water. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 We saw this coming. Kinda surprised Newsome signed it. Also, I believe the original fine was $100, not $1000. But the jump doesn't surprise me. Keep in mind, it's 55 gallons per person per household. But it's also not just restricted to laundry and showers. It's your total water bill, which also includes things like irrigation. And you better hope you don't get a slab leak or something you can't immediately see. Horrible law. Especially when you consider how little the state does to develop ways to preserve the water they do have when they get their heavy rains. But hey...look at that view! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 And you cant water your lawn, it will go up even faster in wildfire season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 7 hours ago, Wacka said: And you cant water your lawn, it will go up even faster in wildfire season. ...it's all about conservation...so they have enough to wash sidewalks HOURLY for feces and urine....SMH........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 1 hour ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: ...it's all about conservation...so they have enough to wash sidewalks HOURLY for feces and urine....SMH........ This is the state that lets its irrigation water flow into the ocean because delta smelt are more important than human food. It won't trim branches away from electrical lines because their "environmentalists" don't like it. It leaves deadfall in the forests to fuel the next wildfire. While it spends billions upon billions to build a train from nowhere to nowhere it lets the homeless who live on sidewalks terrorize the population and spread deadly diseases. This is the state that supposedly leads our nation. God help us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 (edited) 41 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: This is the state that lets its irrigation water flow into the ocean because delta smelt are more important than human food. It won't trim branches away from electrical lines because their "environmentalists" don't like it. It leaves deadfall in the forests to fuel the next wildfire. While it spends billions upon billions to build a train from nowhere to nowhere it lets the homeless who live on sidewalks terrorize the population and spread deadly diseases. This is the state that supposedly leads our nation. God help us. ...WELL done my friend....NYS isn't far behind with Big Fredo in charge...plastic bags outlawed....now wants to include styrofoam containers......new law severely limiting cash bail usage...law enforcement is flipping out.....wasting tax dollars to sue Trump for tax returns..now the Legislature is considering doubling the tax on beer.......numerous trips to Puerto Rico to emphasize with them because Trump screwed them on hurricane relief.....$91 BILLION wasn't enough.........oh wait, how much is missing and how many pols have resigned or are in jail?......US has major cesspool bookends with a helluva lot of "much better" sandwiched in between.... Edited January 4, 2020 by OldTimeAFLGuy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Will Illinois change its ways? Don't answer. It's a rhetorical question. Illinois Lost More Residents in the 2010s Than Any Other State . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 11 hours ago, Hedge said: No water to make the grass grow, obviously no need for a lawn mower. It's the climate change circle of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 12:03 PM, B-Man said: Will Illinois change its ways? Don't answer. It's a rhetorical question. Illinois Lost More Residents in the 2010s Than Any Other State . In the bag for the Dems for another 1,000 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 11 hours ago, Hedge said: I fell this is a back door attempt to destabilize the Mexican earning power here. No professional mow and blow outfit can get decent production out of the electric shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 4 hours ago, Dante said: I fell this is a back door attempt to destabilize the Mexican earning power here. No professional mow and blow outfit can get decent production out of the electric shite. I wonder how much of the electricity to charge the batteries on the lawnmowers etc. is generated by coal plants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: I wonder how much of the electricity to charge the batteries on the lawnmowers etc. is generated by coal plants? Who said anything about electric lawnmowers? Welcome to California! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 (edited) 21 minutes ago, IDBillzFan said: Who said anything about electric lawnmowers? Welcome to California! Now that brings back memories. I remember upgrading from one of these to a gas powered Toro! Edited January 9, 2020 by Dante Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoudyBills Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 On 1/4/2020 at 9:24 AM, 3rdnlng said: This is the state that lets its irrigation water flow into the ocean because delta smelt are more important than human food. It won't trim branches away from electrical lines because their "environmentalists" don't like it. It leaves deadfall in the forests to fuel the next wildfire. While it spends billions upon billions to build a train from nowhere to nowhere it lets the homeless who live on sidewalks terrorize the population and spread deadly diseases. This is the state that supposedly leads our nation. God help us. Gtfoh with that dead fall bs. Everyone knows its global warming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 48 minutes ago, IDBillzFan said: Who said anything about electric lawnmowers? Welcome to California! I bought one of those, because I genuinely thought MD would be the first state to ban power mowers. As it is, in my city, in the summer, there's only specific times we're allowed to run a gas lawn mower. I think it's from 7-9am and 8-11 pm or some *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 1 hour ago, 3rdnlng said: I wonder how much of the electricity to charge the batteries on the lawnmowers etc. is generated by coal plants? Electricity? You live in a state where they let you have electricity? What's that like? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, CoudyBills said: Gtfoh with that dead fall bs. Everyone knows its global warming. Yes, global warming caused by the forest/bush fires that are fueled by the existence of deadfall which is there because of the faux environmentalists who are the real perpetrators of climate change. Since we only have about 11 years left, we must take drastic action to reduce global warming. I suggest we rid ourselves of the real culprits, faux environmentalists. 56 minutes ago, IDBillzFan said: Who said anything about electric lawnmowers? Welcome to California! Sure, push that through good old St. Augustine grass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, Hedge said: Electricity? You live in a state where they let you have electricity? What's that like? It's shocking, isn't it? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 37 minutes ago, DC Tom said: It's shocking, isn't it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 48 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: Yes, global warming caused by the forest/bush fires that are fueled by the existence of deadfall which is there because of the faux environmentalists who are the real perpetrators of climate change. Since we only have about 11 years left, we must take drastic action to reduce global warming. I suggest we rid ourselves of the real culprits, faux environmentalists. Sure, push that through good old St. Augustine grass. ...just rent a goat weekly........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 Every time I have the unfortunate opportunity to listen to this hag I think head trauma victim. That aside, I think the best way to "save the country from peril" this weekend is to get her drunken a$$ to the game and leave us alone. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinga Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, Dante said: Every time I have the unfortunate opportunity to listen to this hag I think head trauma victim. That aside, I think the best way to "save the country from peril" this weekend is to get her drunken a$$ to the game and leave us alone. Responsibilities to save our country from peril? It only took about 20 seconds and I couldn't listen to anymore... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 33 minutes ago, Cinga said: Responsibilities to save our country from peril? It only took about 20 seconds and I couldn't listen to anymore... Just think: she's two bullets away from the White House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 2 hours ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: ...just rent a goat weekly........... That can get you sued in some states. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoudyBills Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 5 hours ago, 3rdnlng said: I wonder how much of the electricity to charge the batteries on the lawnmowers etc. is generated by coal plants? I wonder when the electrical everything crowd are going to realize the electrical grid is no where near the capacity needed to power these pieces of *****. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Housing is a right! Some evil San Francisco judge has dared enforced property rights and is forcing a poor innocent squatter (and her children) to leave! Quote Walker, 34, who has 1- and 5-year-old daughters, has said she moved back to her native Oakland from Mississippi last year but could not find a place to live in the pricey market. “Housing is a human right. I pay bills there. I pay water, PG&E, internet. We live there," Walker said. “We want to purchase the home ... it needs to belong back in the hands of the community. It was stolen through the foreclosure crisis." Of course, it's always a smashing idea to move ~2,000 miles with your young children, having no actual plan for where you're going to live when you get there. She's totally not a selfish ***** moron. But hey, she pays bills (you know, other than rent/mortgage.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 On 1/9/2020 at 4:39 PM, Cinga said: Responsibilities to save our country from peril? It only took about 20 seconds and I couldn't listen to anymore... She realized that even here in CA there's a good chance she'd be booed at the game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Koko78 said: Housing is a right! Some evil San Francisco judge has dared enforced property rights and is forcing a poor innocent squatter (and her children) to leave! Of course, it's always a smashing idea to move ~2,000 miles with your young children, having no actual plan for where you're going to live when you get there. She's totally not a selfish ***** moron. But hey, she pays bills (you know, other than rent/mortgage.) Paying the internet bill (plus cell phones o imagine) but not mortgage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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