YoloinOhio Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) https://deadspin.com/hey-patriots-!@#$-you-in-the-face-1822727092 Quote But not this year. No, this time the Patriots ate **** to a team quarterbacked by Nick Foles and coached by a picnic dad, and so you better believe I am gonna summon every single petty, misguided instinct within me to bask in the glow of that defeat. You lost, Boston. I know my team also lost and always loses but your team lost YESTERDAY. Your grunting dictator of a coach got too cute by benching his starting cornerback and your android QB got the ball taken from his magical Wolverine hands at the end and now everyone is happy because !@#$ YOU. Edited February 5, 2018 by YoloinOhio 6 7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 ok...i enjoyed that more than i should have. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 This made my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: https://deadspin.com/hey-patriots-!@#$-you-in-the-face-1822727092 " Bill Belichick? Go the !@#$ away. Go to some rocky point and spend your remaining days as the dour lighthouse keeper you were born to be. " " Robert Kraft? Go the !@#$ away, you horny old frog. Sell this team and spend the rest of your time holding airborne Bon Jovi karaoke orgies. " I probably did enjoy that more than I should have. Edited February 5, 2018 by Hapless Bills Fan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBonhamRocks Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Putting into words what we all feel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42Knuck Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 That was sweet. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hemma Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 A lot of hard laughs, but imagining Julie Andrews as also hating the Pats was real good. "A lone woman runs across an alpine mountainside to tell the hills the news that the Pats have lost, and therefore !@#$ YOU FOREVER." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, YoloinOhio said: https://deadspin.com/hey-patriots-!@#$-you-in-the-face-1822727092 God this is a Masterpiece Edit - just sent this to my 83 yr old Dad - appropriateness be damned Edited February 5, 2018 by stevewin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numark3 Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Drew Magary is so so good with the words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 1 hour ago, YoloinOhio said: https://deadspin.com/hey-patriots-!@#$-you-in-the-face-1822727092 I still don't get all the Nick Foles hate. Do people forget he was playing at a pro-Bowl level until he broke his collar bone and was traded by Chip Kelly? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Quote Go the ____ away, Pats fans. You’ll have to find a different year to celebrate your team’s dystopian zeal for making literally every human being replaceable, and to pretend the Pats’ greatness somehow makes up for your own myriad, hilarious personal shortcomings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanC883 Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Bellicheck is a dour lighthouse keeper. Even dressed like one yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, DC Tom said: I still don't get all the Nick Foles hate. Do people forget he was playing at a pro-Bowl level until he broke his collar bone and was traded by Chip Kelly? Deadspin makes fun of everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 A day of celebration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 2 hours ago, YoloinOhio said: https://deadspin.com/hey-patriots-!@#$-you-in-the-face-1822727092 The writer has some skill. Wonder if he could replace Sulky and Buckass and raise sales of Buffalo News? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homey D. Clown Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, Limeaid said: The writer has some skill. Wonder if he could replace Sulky and Buckass and raise sales of Buffalo News? a brain damaged chimp could replace sullivan and improve the Buffalo news staff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bomb Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 THAT is what the internet is for! Not moderated forums where you can't have any fun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 New England has some very fine schools, and yet none of them appear to offer any sort of course in How To Go The !@#$ Away. I can’t breathe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir andrew Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 This is exactly how I feel. Nothing makes me happier than seeing the look BB's face when the Pats* lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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