Buffalo716 Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 'Twas the night before Brady and all through the house... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watkins101 Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 All the bills fans were stirring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoBills Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 Tom is too gay To take off Gisele's blouse! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 Unbuttoning Brady’s blouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 The refs’ flags were hung by the chimney with care... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoBills Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 1 minute ago, RiotAct said: The refs’ flags were hung by the chimney with care... In hope that Krafts checks Soon will be cleared. 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoBills Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 1 minute ago, JR in Pittsburgh said: Gronk was nestled with Edelman in his bed. LOL the next line it too easy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 1 minute ago, ColoradoBills said: LOL the next line it too easy! With visions of mighty mite giving him head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 Bill Belichick is a cheat and Tom Brady? He cheats, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 18 minutes ago, JR in Pittsburgh said: Gronk was nestled with Edelman in his bed. With visions of long term IR throbbing in his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoBills Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 When out on the field, there rose such a clatter The ref kicked Toms "mouthpiece", that was the matter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 (edited) He danced like a fairy as spirit fingers appeared, to push back his girly locks just behind his ears Edited December 24, 2017 by H2o 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills4everNY Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 1 hour ago, RiotAct said: The refs’ flags were hung by the chimney with care... And penalties against the Pats will be rare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 (edited) The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow Shined light on the illegal plans of all Patriots high and low When what to my wondering eyes did appear... Edited December 24, 2017 by Fadingpain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 But a biased Commissioner and eight bought off refs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 With an odd, quiet coach, so sinister and slick I knew in a moment he must be Bill Belichick. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring it Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Lol. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloMatt Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 (edited) All the dildos were tossed and flung here and there The largest of all fell out of Tom's derrière. Edited December 24, 2017 by BuffaloMatt 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 (edited) Brady whistled, and shouted, and called them by name: "Now Pinky! Now Knobby! Now Ribbed and Vixen! On Foot long! On Fatty! On Donner and Blitzen! To the top of the stadium! To the top of the stands! Oh how I love you, love you all, I wish had more hands!" Edited December 24, 2017 by Fadingpain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
co_springs_billsfan Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Tom approves this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st Ammendment NoMas Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 (edited) Mc D picked up the dildos holding them high in the air. Yelling "now is time this process is clear" On Preston, On Poyer, on Milano and Hyde Brady's butt is now primed for a Christmas Eve ride. On Lorax and Hughsy, On EJ and Kyle Ram him deep in the ground Buffalo style Smash Gronk in the teeth, then knock out his gums. Get so deep into Brady that Giselle even cums. Smack Hogan, crush Cooks and take out poor Gilly leaving the Bills for the Pats is just silly. On Adolphus, on Capi, On Coleman and White If a Patriot moves, then crush them on sight. It's time that our process showed great fans some fruit So from Patriot asses, horns no longer toot. We're sick of these Patsies, it's time that they go Leave all of their asses buried deep in the snow. The playoffs are finally here within sight So Merry Christmas to all. May the Bills win this fight. Edited December 24, 2017 by BillsRdue 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xRUSHx Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Excellent thread, great job everyone. On to sleep so go get in your nest, then, Down with the Pats then on to the rest They say no way we can't win against the best Little do they know...... We are the best. Go Bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st Ammendment NoMas Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 restart with Bills offense this time... Go! Twas the night before Christmas and down one Bills Drive. Not one coach was sleeping, playoff hopes were alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 The game plans were crafted with meticulous care In hopes that a Bills victory soon would be there; 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 The wide receivers are lying awake in their beds Hoping Tyrod will throw them the ball like he said 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haslett_Stomp Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Nice job BillsRDue ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st Ammendment NoMas Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 But the Bills can be Billsy, and have been for years. Leaving too many fans half dead in their beers. Those arrogant Pats fans snuggled up in their beds. with dreams of six rings stuck in their fat heads. When out on New Era arose such a clatter. McD ran out his office to see what was the matter Then what to his wondering eye should appear, but a note from Pegula and a process that's clear. Pay off the refs, be just like Bob Kraft If that doesn't work, then yank on their shaft. Use Spygate or flat balls without enough air. As long as we win our fans will not care. Try holding, try tripping, try facemasks galore. Find out what works, then do it some more. Let TT roll out and let Shady run free Get into the end zone, not Haushka for three. Be bold, Be a bully! But just not like Rex. If you don't win this game, you'll be my next Ex. And stop this dumb rift between you and Beane Or I'll let Dunkirk Don back in to this scene. Get on Richie, on Dawkins on Mills and on Wood Steamroll those Pats and make Tyrod look good. Rack up the score and stomp on their throats. If Brady's not dead, bring back Arthur Moats. It's time to retire this geyser QB. Let's chop him down hard like a fresh Christmas tree. Our good fans deserve to see such a sight. For once, Merry Christmas with the playoffs in sight. And for all of those homies who love twobillsdrive Thanks for the memories and to all a high five! Merry Christmas! 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills4everNY Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Bills elbows slammed Gronk with all of their might Happy Christmas to Gronk from Treadavius White 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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