Jauronimo Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Nathan Peterman is not only the biggest thing to happen to the franchise in recent history, but he just might change the course of history as we know it. But what do we actually know about the man? Let us explore the Peterman Factor. Has he developed chemistry with his receivers in limited practice reps? Does Peterman believe in the quick timing, west coast offense? Is it true that Peterman has never been confused? Peterman reportedly stared at the eclipse with binoculars and didn’t blink once, but why?? Peterman is 6’5” tall, does he even believe in midgets and how far can he throw a midget dressed like a little cowboy? Peterman is a better athlete than most people think but can he ice skate backwards and how many triple axels can he pull off in a row? In college Nathan Peterman was rumored to have eaten more hot dogs than Joey Chestnut but how many billiard balls can he fit in his mouth at one time and how is it more than 4? That seems impossible! Why are the ancient texts silent about Peterman? Did the Egyptians and Sumerians drop the ball? Is Peterman even his real name? Was he sent here to teach us how to love again? Should I leave my wife and devote my life to following the ways of NVP? Peterman spelled backward is Namretep. What does this even mean?!?! If I say Namretep into a mirror three times will Savior Peterman appear and murder me or will it open up a gate to another dimension?? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Spartacus Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Sounds like you are getting antsy for Sunday my friend! Just stay the course - NAMRETEP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 the Legend of Pistol Pete! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Foxx said: the Legend of Pistol Pete! Yep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 1 minute ago, 26CornerBlitz said: Yep! not that one, this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLandsMeanie Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Holy Cow Namretep is the ancient Egyptian god of War. Known for his uncanny accuracy with a spear. Holy freaking cow! You nailed it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share Posted November 17, 2017 Is it true that Peterman is sexually un-harassable? I heard he sends dick pics to Brett Favre and groped Harvey Weinstein, but why? Is he gay? Am I gay?!?!? Linguists say 'Peterman' is an onomatopoeia because its derived from the sound produced when the word is spoken aloud. What the f@#$ is an onomatopoeia? They say he played a robot Bobby Fisher in a game of mahjong and won. I’m not impressed by that but I should be, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Spartacus Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: Is it true that Peterman is sexually un-harassable? I heard he sends dick pics to Brett Favre and groped Harvey Weinstein, but why? Is he gay? Am I gay?!?!? Linguists say 'Peterman' is an onomatopoeia because its derived from the sound produced when the word is spoken aloud. What the f@#$ is an onomatopoeia? They say he played a robot Bobby Fisher in a game of mahjong and won. I’m not impressed by that but I should be, right? Only Nebakanezer from ancient Egypt has the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Best Player Available Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 50 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: Nathan Peterman is not only the biggest thing to happen to the franchise in recent history, but he just might change the course of history as we know it. But what do we actually know about the man? Let us explore the Peterman Factor. Has he developed chemistry with his receivers in limited practice reps? Does Peterman believe in the quick timing, west coast offense? Is it true that Peterman has never been confused? Peterman reportedly stared at the eclipse with binoculars and didn’t blink once, but why?? Peterman is 6’5” tall, does he even believe in midgets and how far can he throw a midget dressed like a little cowboy? Peterman is a better athlete than most people think but can he ice skate backwards and how many triple axels can he pull off in a row? In college Nathan Peterman was rumored to have eaten more hot dogs than Joey Chestnut but how many billiard balls can he fit in his mouth at one time and how is it more than 4? That seems impossible! Why are the ancient texts silent about Peterman? Did the Egyptians and Sumerians drop the ball? Is Peterman even his real name? Was he sent here to teach us how to love again? Should I leave my wife and devote my life to following the ways of NVP? Peterman spelled backward is Namretep. What does this even mean?!?! If I say Namretep into a mirror three times will Savior Peterman appear and murder me or will it open up a gate to another dimension?? You need to read up on other Peterman threads. What we now know is he is "gritty" really effin Gritty. I am anxious, drinking heavily, can't sleep, anxious, and confused. But all we know until Sunday is he's gritty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayoffsPlease Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 He will be next on this list http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1154515-10-best-late-round-qb-selections-in-nfl-draft-history/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liverpoolkev Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Jauronimo said: Nathan Peterman is not only the biggest thing to happen to the franchise in recent history, but he just might change the course of history as we know it. But what do we actually know about the man? Let us explore the Peterman Factor. Has he developed chemistry with his receivers in limited practice reps? Does Peterman believe in the quick timing, west coast offense? Is it true that Peterman has never been confused? Peterman reportedly stared at the eclipse with binoculars and didn’t blink once, but why?? Peterman is 6’5” tall, does he even believe in midgets and how far can he throw a midget dressed like a little cowboy? Peterman is a better athlete than most people think but can he ice skate backwards and how many triple axels can he pull off in a row? In college Nathan Peterman was rumored to have eaten more hot dogs than Joey Chestnut but how many billiard balls can he fit in his mouth at one time and how is it more than 4? That seems impossible! Why are the ancient texts silent about Peterman? Did the Egyptians and Sumerians drop the ball? Is Peterman even his real name? Was he sent here to teach us how to love again? Should I leave my wife and devote my life to following the ways of NVP? Peterman spelled backward is Namretep. What does this even mean?!?! If I say Namretep into a mirror three times will Savior Peterman appear and murder me or will it open up a gate to another dimension?? this yuts is going to crash and burn like he did in Tennesse forcing to run to Pitt instead of fighting for his supposed job. We could of had our franchise QB at 10 with no trading up Dashon Watson all we needed was an offensive head coach not another wanna be jeff fisher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share Posted November 17, 2017 1 minute ago, liverpoolkev said: this yuts is going to crash and burn like he did in Tennesse forcing to run to Pitt instead of fighting for his supposed job. We could of had our franchise QB at 10 with no trading up Dashon Watson all we needed was an offensive head coach not another wanna be jeff fisher Well maybe, but does the guy believe in midgets? That's the real issue here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: Well maybe, but does the guy believe in midgets? That's the real issue here. he believes they exist but wonders if they are just adults with Benjamin Button disease Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D521646 Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 He can be anything you want him to be, and all I want for Xmas is a real NFL QB.. I think, without holding the box and shaking, that, that just might be what's inside; of course, it could also be a fruit cake... <Saying fruit cake, does that make me gay? Tim- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatonka68 Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Petermen stats 20 - 20 - 1600 yards and 20 TDS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 49 minutes ago, liverpoolkev said: this yuts is going to crash and burn like he did in Tennesse forcing to run to Pitt instead of fighting for his supposed job. We could of had our franchise QB at 10 with no trading up Dashon Watson all we needed was an offensive head coach not another wanna be jeff fisher Watson? They guy with an even weaker arm than Peterman, who was a huge surprise until getting hurt? Hindsight is great, ain't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick B Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 I think I will wait to see if he even has a band wagon to jump on before I make that leap of faith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somnus00 Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 I haven't seen an arm like Peterman's since Rico back in '82. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWATeam Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 27 minutes ago, Doc said: Watson? They guy with an even weaker arm than Peterman, who was a huge surprise until getting hurt? Hindsight is great, ain't it? I wonder what would happen if Watson and Peterman ever played each other? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share Posted November 17, 2017 Peterman has a birthmark on his ass the shape of Celine Dion. Is this a sign? N. Peterman is an anagram of permanent, as in “permanent” solution? N. Peterman is also an anagram of rape t(e)n men and repent man. Coincidence?? Don’t turn your back on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ga boy Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 If it's true that a good question is better than a good answer then Jmo should receive a Pulitzer, Nobel, and Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award. Also, since I replied to this post, the board should take me off probation. I mean, what does it take to get off probation? I mean I believe that Peterman can do anything, and he is the best thing since the Sumarians and Hammurabi's Code. C'mon, besides a Bills win, I need to get off probation. It's important to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 14 hours ago, SWATeam said: I wonder what would happen if Watson and Peterman ever played each other? Peterman would slay him with his biceps of steel? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 17 hours ago, eball said: Pay a lot for the hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 6 hours ago, Ga boy said: If it's true that a good question is better than a good answer then Jmo should receive a Pulitzer, Nobel, and Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award. Also, since I replied to this post, the board should take me off probation. I mean, what does it take to get off probation? I mean I believe that Peterman can do anything, and he is the best thing since the Sumarians and Hammurabi's Code. C'mon, besides a Bills win, I need to get off probation. It's important to me. Have more than 32 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xRUSHx Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 18 hours ago, BadLandsMeanie said: Holy Cow Namretep is the ancient Egyptian god of War. Known for his uncanny accuracy with a spear. Holy freaking cow! You nailed it! .. PETERMAN can, oh PETERMAN can Who can spear a ball through a basketball hoop Strike a TD through a fruit loop PETERMAN can, oh Peterman can PETERMAN is the Egyptian God of war that will make Buffalo feel good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ga boy Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Doc said: Have more than 32 posts. Got it. Quantity is more important than quality. Go Bills. (now, I got 33). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 36 minutes ago, Ga boy said: Got it. Quantity is more important than quality. Go Bills. (now, I got 33). Quality? In that case forget it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 How many INTs could Peterman throw in an entire game and is there a number high enough to record it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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