DC Tom Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 http://www.newsweek.com/santa-claus-tomb-discovered-beneath-ancient-church-turkey-676598 Can't wait to tell my nieces and nephew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KermitMcDermott Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 As long as the Easter bunny is around I'm all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 http://www.newsweek.com/santa-claus-tomb-discovered-beneath-ancient-church-turkey-676598 Can't wait to tell my nieces and nephew! DC Tom is cheap??? As long as the Easter bunny is around I'm all good. You have a sweet tooth, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 I don't believe it... I can't believe it... No. No Noooooooooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Not true - he's still alive: http://nypost.com/2017/09/10/pervert-santa-claus-arrested-again-for-groping-women/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 I bet he swam naked in gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Kringle Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Trust me, I'm still alive. And no Gugny, I never swam naked with anyone except Mrs. Claus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Tom Petty dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 (edited) Trust me, I'm still alive. And no Gugny, I never swam naked with anyone except Mrs. Claus You sure your wool suit fibers didn't clog the pool filter? Probably took one hell of a time to dry that red suit! Edited October 4, 2017 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 I wanna dress up as Santa but I think it's actually illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Tom Petty dead? Coincidence? I think not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Coincidence? I think not! White hair and beard? Can't sing? Hmmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Yer gettin' warm Dog. Ya could be onta sumpfin there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 I wanna dress up as Santa but I think it's actually illegal. It may be illegal for you? Juveniles tend to think Santa is cool and want to be near him. In the other thread Augie mentioned some have a dressed up like Santa for a pub crawl. How come that's not "illegal." I will just leave it at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 It may be illegal for you? Juveniles tend to think Santa is cool and want to be near him. In the other thread Augie mentioned some have a dressed up like Santa for a pub crawl. How come that's not "illegal." I will just leave it at that. Go see the video in the other thread....it's worth it! Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamrock Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 http://www.newsweek.com/santa-claus-tomb-discovered-beneath-ancient-church-turkey-676598 Can't wait to tell my nieces and nephew! But I thought he was resurrected in Lapland by wise elfin toy makers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Go see the video in the other thread....it's worth it! Haha I seen... LoL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 MSNBC reporting another act of senseless gun violence as Mr Claus was killed in his shop working on a delivery of Red Ryder BB Guns and apparently shot his eye out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 5, 2017 Author Share Posted October 5, 2017 White hair and beard? Can't sing? Hmmmm... Always has the munchies...inexplicably has millions of fans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 So who have I been sending my letters to the last 35 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 So who have I been sending my letters to the last 35 years?Jews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Now THAT made me laugh out loud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 LMAO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 So who have I been sending my letters to the last 35 years?the NSA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 the NSA So Harvey Weinstein is not Santa Claus. I guess he is gonna get a "Santa Suit cease and desist" order too! :-/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Is Mrs Claus still kicking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 So Harvey Weinstein is not Santa Claus. I guess he is gonna get a "Santa Suit cease and desist" order too! :-/ He's not. He's not even really a Jew. But he did give Kelly 75% of his work as a result of Kelly role playing as: Mrs. Claus An Elf Another Elf Frosty the Snowman Rudolph and in a particularly egregious act, an inanimate Christmas stocking hanging on a mantle. God knows what Greggy did. You can see why Kelly thinks that is where those letters go. I think we need an intervention. And Boyst was there to witness the Rudolph incident so he has to be invited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Not true - he's still alive: http://nypost.com/2017/09/10/pervert-santa-claus-arrested-again-for-groping-women/ Ho HO HO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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