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Kris Kringle

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  1. Kris Kringle
    You've made the naughty list because you can't follow easy directions.
  2. Kris Kringle
    Not to your house because you can't follow directions. I did my usual, making lists, checking them twice, got to make sure who's naughty or nice.
  3. Kris Kringle
    You're so funny, trying to spread rumors.
  4. Kris Kringle
    Trust me, I'm still alive. And no Gugny, I never swam naked with anyone except Mrs. Claus
  5. Kris Kringle
    This "man" does not represent me.
  6. Kris Kringle
    How do you think I get everywhere? The reindeer just can't handle as much as they used to due to all those greedy kids wanting the Playstations and the XBoxes. So I have operatives get me various vehicles to use throughout the world and we pre-fill them before the 24th. Sorry if this seems a little snippy, I get really stressed this time of year.
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    I would never charge you to see me, I think Poojer is behind this scheme.... http://mobile.philly.com/beta?wss=/philly/news&id=350154631
  8. Kris Kringle
    He can have the North Pole when he takes it from my cold, dead, hands. And the elves will make sure that's not going to happen anytime soon.
  9. Kris Kringle
    http://www.14news.com/story/27380088/3-year-old-girl-decides-santa-claus-should-never-eat-breakfast-alone
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    Don't believe them, Christmas magic keeps my home from melting away.
  12. Kris Kringle
    You science nerds (DC Tom) know I move too fast to be tracked by conventional methods. http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/norad-santa-tracker-site-design-games-microsoft/story?id=21077012
  13. Kris Kringle
    Sorry, Santa sees what you do late at night with those "special" cable channels and he's disgusted..... http://media.mtvnser...a6-0026b9414f30
  14. Kris Kringle
    Yahoo found my secret photo collection.... http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/galleries/bad_santa_photos
  15. Kris Kringle
    No he's not.
  16. Kris Kringle
    Another one of my helpers going above and beyond.... http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/mall-santa-improvises-funny-photo-sleeping-baby-181541994.html
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    Thank you for pointing out that imposter also. He will be dealt with. ...now where did I leave my rusty serated knife........
  19. Kris Kringle
    There is only one true Santa.... Maine Mall replaces Santa following numerous complaints
  20. Kris Kringle
    Now, now, everyone is entiled to their opinion. That's why Hirly5 is getting Carbon Credits in his stocking this year.
  21. Kris Kringle
    Shut up kid or no toy for you. Don't believe them.
  22. Kris Kringle
    No I didn't.
  23. Kris Kringle
    Too late for that I see. (I'm not saying which it is though) Aren't you like 18 now? Shouldn't you be flipping burgers and buying your own video games? So you can live in it down by the river? Your wife told me you wanted a new mop and vacuum cleaner along with a french maid outfit.
  24. Kris Kringle
    Duh, of course you don't !@#$ with me.
  25. Kris Kringle
    You'll shoot your eye out kid. I don't control the lottery, but try these: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 25 This girl and her mother are on my naughty list
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