Kris Kringle

You've made the naughty list because you can't follow easy directions.

Not to your house because you can't follow directions. I did my usual, making lists, checking them twice, got to make sure who's naughty or nice.

You're so funny, trying to spread rumors.

Trust me, I'm still alive. And no Gugny, I never swam naked with anyone except Mrs. Claus

This "man" does not represent me.

How do you think I get everywhere? The reindeer just can't handle as much as they used to due to all those greedy kids wanting the Playstations and the XBoxes. So I have operatives get me various vehicles to use throughout the world and we pre-fill them before the 24th. Sorry if this seems a little snippy, I get really stressed this time of year.

I would never charge you to see me, I think Poojer is behind this scheme.... http://mobile.philly.com/beta?wss=/philly/news&id=350154631

He can have the North Pole when he takes it from my cold, dead, hands. And the elves will make sure that's not going to happen anytime soon.

http://www.14news.com/story/27380088/3-year-old-girl-decides-santa-claus-should-never-eat-breakfast-alone

Don't believe them, Christmas magic keeps my home from melting away.

You science nerds (DC Tom) know I move too fast to be tracked by conventional methods. http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/norad-santa-tracker-site-design-games-microsoft/story?id=21077012

Sorry, Santa sees what you do late at night with those "special" cable channels and he's disgusted..... http://media.mtvnser...a6-0026b9414f30

Yahoo found my secret photo collection.... http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/galleries/bad_santa_photos

No he's not.