IDBillzFan Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Brothers. Sisters. Gather 'round and hear me out. Either you are closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a football team in your community. You say you're embarrassed by a team that can never make the playoffs? You say you're embarrassed by upper management, middle management, and lower management? You say you can see Pegula buckling his knickerbockers below the knee? You say you're smarter than all of them? Smarter than the Owner? Smarter than the Coach? Smarter than the GM? Brothers. Sisters. I hear your plea. The team would be perfect if only you could call the shots! This team can't even get through the National Anthem without you insisting you can sing it better! In fact, you are sure you could make this team better simply by accident, because the odds say a brilliant person like yourself could field a winner, if for no other reason than because you're nowhere near the level of dumbassery that inhabits OBD. Well, good news is coming your way, and it starts right here, right now, on this very day and for a limited time with exclusive access to the entitled few who are brave enough, smart enough, and dare I say BRILLIANT enough to prove your genius, once and for all, in front of friends, peers and egocentric thin-skinned fist-humping sports writers. Welcome to the return of the often-imitated, never-duplicated "Dinner's On Me, Smartass!" Awesome Mix Vol. 8.2 Competition. All you need to do to win is accurately predict, right now, which games the Bills will win and lose in the upcoming season. Just copy/paste the Bills 2017 Schedule from below and post it in a reply to this thread. Next to each game, predict whether the Bills will win or lose. The only way to win is to guess all games precisely. If you choose correctly, I will donate $150, in your name, to a shelter in your town that feeds the homeless, up to $750 (that would be up to five winners...prioritized by the earliest time-stamped entries...so hurry!)Next, the rules. Read them carefully: All eligible participants must be registered posters of this board as of March 10, 2017. Anyone new to the board after that date is not eligible. You must be a legal resident of the United States to accept the prize, which will be huge. Believe me. Like none other. Best you ever saw. People tell me all the time. Seriously. Regardless of how many winners there are, there are only five $150 prizes, based on time-stamped entries, with the earliest five winning the contest. Winners must pick all Bills wins/losses correctly. You do not receive anything for getting close. This is know as the Millenial Rule. If you can't handle losing, you're welcome to sit in your Mom's basement and cry while surrounded by participation medals, Chipotle wrappers and empty sriracha bottles.. If you are a participant of this contest and at any time during this contest you are caught referring to anything related to the Patriots* without using the required asterisk, or if at any time during the season you are caught defending the Patriots* for their cheating ways, you are disqualified from the contest because there is plenty of room for fun, but no room for idiocy or laziness. They cheated. They get an asterisk. Don't like it? Invent your own freakin' contest; This thread will initially remain open until midnight (Macungie, PA time) this Saturday, May 27th, at which time it will be closed and remain closed unless I feel like randomly opening it for whatever reason floats my boat. Each eligible participant can only put in one entry. If you feel the need to cheat, fine. You have to live with yourself and outsmarting some dude who's just trying to have fun can be your private little accomplishment. If, during the course of the competition, you are banned...welcome to the club. Should making your picks lasts longer than four hours, see your doctor. Non-bills fans and team-swapping whores ARE eligible to participate, but in order to qualify, you must make one joke -- good or bad -- about Tim Graham, because let's face it; there are no bad Tim Graham jokes...just bad Tim Graham articles. I can change the rules to accommodate loopholes I may have overlooked, but the core of the contest remains true. Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blokestradamus Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 You must be a legal resident of the United States to accept the prize, which will be huge. Believe me. Like none other. Best you ever saw. People tell me all the time. Seriously. Blatant discrimination against my people. Bigly mistake, pal. In all seriousness, good on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr8billsfan Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - Win Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - Win Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - Lose Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons - Lose Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - Win Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - Lose Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - Win Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets - Win Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints - Lose Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers - Win Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs - Lose Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* - Lose Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts - Win Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish - Win Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* - Lose Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish - Win Thanks for doing this! A great contribution and a fun contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elite Poster Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Guessing the ENTIRE season correctly game by game? Tall task. 16 wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets. W Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers. W Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos. W Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons. W Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals. W Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers. W Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders. W Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets. W Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints. W Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers. W Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs. L Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots*. L Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts. W Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish. W Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots*. W Do I have to list the score? Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 EVERY SINGLE TIME I see "Vol and a number" somewhere I immediately think of the Kill Bill movies Am I weird? Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets (WIN) Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers (WIN) Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos (WIN) Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons (LOSS) Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals (WIN) Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers (WIN) Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders (LOSS) Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets (WIN) Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints (WIN) Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers (WIN) Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs (LOSS) Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* (LOSS) Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts (WIN) Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish (LOSS) Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* (LOSS) Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish (WIN) Gets me to 10-6....wait that cant be right people (who have the right to their opinion) are saying we might not win 4 games this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Blatant discrimination against my people. Bigly mistake, pal. In all seriousness, good on you You didn't expect him to give 100 Quid to The HomelessShelter of Knightsbridge's School for the study of Silly Walks, now did you? Thanks LA. These are always good. I usually get at least two of them right. Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets. WIN! Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers WIN! Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos loss Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons WIN! Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals WIN! Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers WIN! Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders WIN! Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets WIN! Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints loss Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers WIN! Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs loss Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* WIN!!! Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts WIN! Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish WIN! Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* loss Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish WIN! Super Bowl here we come. And this time they're gonna win it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macaroni Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets ... Win Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers ... Loss Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos ... Win Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons ... Loss Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals ... Loss Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers ... Win Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders ... Win Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets ... Win Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints ... Win Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers ... Win Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs ... Loss Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* ... Loss Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts ... Win Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish ... Win Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* ... Loss Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish ... Loss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 19 and ohhhh baby. That counts, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KellyToTasker Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - Win Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - Loss Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - Win Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons - Loss Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - Win Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - Win Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - Loss Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets - Win Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints - Win Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers - Loss Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs - Loss Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* - Loss Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts - Win Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish - Win Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* - Loss Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish - Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 And already we see who can't follow simple directions... Just copy/paste the Bills 2017 Schedule from below and post it in a reply to this thread. My usual guesses, with one twist.... Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers W Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons W Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals W Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers W Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders W Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets W Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints W Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers W Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs W Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* W Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Kevi Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Cool, LABillzFan... I'll enter. Not sure if there are any homeless shelters around here, plenty of dog shelters though. But you know it is you're contest, you can cry if you want to. Very magnanimous of you, I have done plenty of giveaways (1) here, the old BBMB, and one other forum, but that is big money you are (probably) going to drop. So Thank you, the charities will be very grateful I am sure. Would be cool to have the winners pick a charity to play for, but this ain't my contest, is it. Just a thought. Anyhow, here goes, don't get mad because I ruined the season for you guys by predicting it! Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers W Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos L Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals W Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers L Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders W Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets L Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints L Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers W Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs W Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* L Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts L Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish L Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* W Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish W Yup, 8-8.... Thanks again LA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers W Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals L Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers W Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders L Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets W Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints W Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers L Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs W Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* L Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDVA Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers L Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals W Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers W Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders W Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets W Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints W Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers L Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs L Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* W Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roundybout Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - WIN Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - WIN Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - WIN Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons- LOSE Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - WIN Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - WIN Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - LOSE Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets -WIN Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints -LOSE Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers -WIN Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs -LOSE Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots*-LOSE Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts-WIN Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish-LOSE Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots*-LOSE Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish-WIN 9-7 thanks for doing this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullim4 Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 (edited) Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - WIN Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - LOSS Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - LOSS Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons - LOSS Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - LOSS Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - WIN Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - LOSS Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets - WIN Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints - WIN Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers - WIN Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs - LOSS Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* - LOSS Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts - LOSS Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish - WIN Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* - LOSS Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish - LOSS 6-10... Sounds about right. Edited May 25, 2017 by sullim4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBillsDB Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - W Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - L Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - L Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons - L Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - L Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - L Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - L Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets - W Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints - W Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers - L Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs - W Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* - L Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts - W Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish - L Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* - L Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish - L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets -- Win Everyone's hopes go up Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers -- Win Everyone's hopes go up a lot Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos -- Loss Crash Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons -- Loss Thud Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals -- Win McCoach is the Man! Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers -- Loss McCoach Sucks! Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders -- Loss WTF didn't we draft Carr??? Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets -- Win Hear me out, we can still go 11-5 Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints -- Win Playoffs here we come!! Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers -- Loss OMFG, how did we give that one away?? Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs -- Loss We got totally screwed playing the AFCW this year! Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* -- Loss Well, that's that. 18 years and counting. Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts -- Win Who cares, too late Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish -- Win Bad, hurting our draft position. Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* -- Loss; Flip over to the Browns game at halftime. Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish -- Loss Good, helping our draft position 7-9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domdab99 Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 (edited) I'm going to go the optimistic route: Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers L Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals W Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers W Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders W Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets W Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints W Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers W Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs W Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* W Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish W That's right, Bitches. 13-3 with a 10 game winning streak! Book it. Edited May 25, 2017 by Domdab99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjv001 Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jet W Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers L Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals L Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers L Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders W Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets W Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints L Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers L Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs L Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* L Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish L SORRY TO PREDICT 6 wins and 10 losses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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