\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Poojer's already making his plans: http://pagesix.com/2017/01/25/scarlett-johansson-and-husband-split/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Come to daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 So, basically, once you actually marry her, you'll be divorced in two years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I don't see any problem with that So, basically, once you actually marry her, you'll be divorced in two years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Shocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Seems as though "fun times with Scarlett" has about a 2-year shelf life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Two years of heaven would outweigh 43 of hell. SIGN ME UP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 So, basically, once you actually marry her, you'll be divorced in two years. I'd probably be sick of her bull **** anyway in about two years, and ready to move on to Jennifer Lawrence, so it works out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted January 26, 2017 Author Share Posted January 26, 2017 So, basically, once you actually marry her, you'll be divorced in two years. Seems as though "fun times with Scarlett" has about a 2-year shelf life. I'd probably be sick of her bull **** anyway in about two years, and ready to move on to Jennifer Lawrence, so it works out. That's at least one year for each jug, so maybe that's not so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 i don't see what she does for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 i don't see what she does for everyone. Delete your account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 her face isn't that pretty. i don't see it. her body is not that tight, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 her face isn't that pretty. i don't see it. her body is not that tight, either. Really Boyst? Look at those lips and cheeks... Scarlett Hoover Johansson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Thank god, maybe she gets wild and makes a titties movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McFly Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I don't see any problem with that Exactly its like a lease. Then when the 2 years is up you trade her in for a different model. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 (edited) her face isn't that pretty. i don't see it. her body is not that tight, either.Rent the Woody Allen movie Match Point. She's 100% smokeshow. Get out of here w this nonsense ! Edited January 27, 2017 by Ryan L Billz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Rent the Woody Allen movie Match Point. She's 100% smokeshow. Get out of here w this nonsense ! Did you just say "rent" a movie? Should I go to my local Video Rental store? Should I get the BETA or VHS? I lost my Video Club card...damn. I'll be sure to rewind. 😃 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Did you just say "rent" a movie? Should I go to my local Video Rental store? Should I get the BETA or VHS? I lost my Video Club card...damn. I'll be sure to rewind. 😃 Video Voyage lifetime membership is the way to go! Especially now that I'm old enough to go into the special section behind the curtain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 i don't see what she does for everyone. [This is an automated response.] You're an idiot. Created by DC Tom-bot, beta version 0.61. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Video Voyage lifetime membership is the way to go! Especially now that I'm old enough to go into the special section behind the curtainYou too huh?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 (edited) Down w boyst! Not that hot. Pshhhhhhhhh. Edited January 27, 2017 by Ryan L Billz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I'm questioning boysts sanity here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 [This is an automated response.] You're an idiot. Created by DC Tom-bot, beta version 0.61. .4 was better. You giant GugnyVideo Voyage lifetime membership is the way to go! Especially now that I'm old enough to go into the special section behind the curtainyou need to discover the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Boyst , you moving in on her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 i don't see what she does for everyone. That's because she's not in porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 That's because she's not in porn. I can find and have found more than a handful that are quite a bit more attractive. Without the makeup and all, she's just another girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I can find and have found more than a handful that are quite a bit more attractive. Without the makeup and all, she's just another girl. It was a joke -- as in, you can't "see" what she has "done" for people because it's not on film. I think she's attractive, but there's always someone more attractive out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 It was a joke -- as in, you can't "see" what she has "done" for people because it's not on film. I think she's attractive, but there's always someone more attractive out there. yes. She's attractive. Face a 8/10 body a 7/10. Which is better than most. In my town she would be a 9/10 all around instead of a high 7/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 yes. She's attractive. Face a 8/10 body a 7/10. Which is better than most. In my town she would be a 9/10 all around instead of a high 7/10 9/10 in your town ? The 16 year old at the feed store is hotter ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 9/10 in your town ? The 16 year old at the feed store is hotter ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpberr Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Much like other attractive female celebrities (Taylor Swift, Halle Berry, Kaley Cuoco, Jennifer Lawrence) SJ has a difficult time holding on to relationships and men. They are the new Angelina Jolie and Madonnas of the entertainment world. There is something there. Maybe she's neurotic. Or she doesn't bathe, or is a crier. Her mom calls twice a day, every day. Who knows. On the other hand you have women like Gwen Stefani who have had an extremely low amount of vacancy days. Blake Shelton runs away from Miranda Lambert for her and Gavin Rossdale said the other day he regrets divorcing her. Nicole Kidman is another one that comes to mind. Other beautiful women have been married or in relationships forever like Catherine Zeta Jones, Diane Lane, Kate Beckinsale (divorced last year after 12 years of marriage to Len Wiseman). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Much like other attractive female celebrities (Taylor Swift, Halle Berry, Kaley Cuoco, Jennifer Lawrence) SJ has a difficult time holding on to relationships and men. They are the new Angelina Jolie and Madonnas of the entertainment world. There is something there. Maybe she's neurotic. Or she doesn't bathe, or is a crier. Her mom calls twice a day, every day. Who knows. On the other hand you have women like Gwen Stefani who have had an extremely low amount of vacancy days. Blake Shelton runs away from Miranda Lambert for her and Gavin Rossdale said the other day he regrets divorcing her. Nicole Kidman is another one that comes to mind. Other beautiful women have been married or in relationships forever like Catherine Zeta Jones, Diane Lane, Kate Beckinsale (divorced last year after 12 years of marriage to Len Wiseman). No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick of her ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 (edited) No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick of her ****. She's hot, but that smoker's voice that's getting worse every year is a turnoff. Edited January 27, 2017 by LBSeeBallLBGetBall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 She's hot, but that smoker's voice that's getting worse every year is a turnoff. Oh no, that's an appeal to me. EES VERY NICE JES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I can find and have found more than a handful that are quite a bit more attractive. Without the makeup and all, she's just another girl. I actually agree. She has more of a 'girl next door' look than an actual Hotty. I guess that makes me an idiot too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 (edited) I actually agree. She has more of a 'girl next door' look than an actual Hotty. I guess that makes me an idiot too. I'd like to meet this girl next door. What the what ? Edited January 27, 2017 by Ryan L Billz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Her current look doesn't do it for me, either. (Compared to other sex symbols) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWATeam Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Her current look doesn't do it for me, either. (Compared to other sex symbols) No but her prime was amazing. In some of her movies she was absolutely drop dead. I can't see how that can be argued Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbillievable Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 No but her prime was amazing. In some of her movies she was absolutely drop dead. I can't see how that can be argued Too bad most of these celebs are misinformed feminists during their prime. They don't realize their mistake until men stop drooling all over them. (then they disappear) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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