YoloinOhio Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 She's on NFLN right now. Her dress has strategically placed footballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Why in the world would I need the quote feature when I'm responding to the post directly above me? Did anyone NOT realize I was responding to Ryan L Billz? Who the hell cares regardless? Do you have a giant stick up your ass constantly or what? Wow. Calm down Vlad the Impaler aka Dracula. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kemp2Warlick Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Around The NFL @AroundTheNFL 5m5 minutes ago Katy Perry: "I can assure you that nothing in my performacne will be deflated." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 She said "I'm just here so I won't get fined" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 She is one beautiful babe. Even if she had flat breasts. Big ones are just a bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Wow. Calm down Vlad the Impaler aka Dracula. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Katy Perry: "Gronkowski? Who's that?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metzelaars_lives Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 (edited) safe bet she has deflated a lot of balls Her California Girls video alone has deflated more balls than Tom Brady could dream of.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F57P9C4SAW4 This video is so dumb. She's not even a good singer. Yes she has giant t**s. Yes I would love to engage in coitus with her. No I would not listen to this song at a Bills tailgate to appease a bunch of chubby, zubaz wearing, beer funneling, cigarette smoking, nasally accented girls from North Tonawanda. Edited January 29, 2015 by metzelaars_lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtDart Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Unless Goodell bans her from showing anything. Which I wouldn't doubt. I would assume every man on earth wants a peek. well, most men anyways. Hopefully we get the Janet Jackson slip this halftime. This video is so dumb. She's not even a good singer. Yes she has giant t**s. Yes I would love to engage in coitus with her. No I would not listen to this song at a Bills tailgate to appease a bunch of chubby, zubaz wearing, beer funneling, cigarette smoking, nasally accented girls from North Tonawanda. I would take the NT girls over the 4x jersey wearing pigs here in Maryland. Any day..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stony Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Coming from a dude with an avatar from a show that was all the rage 10 years ago I'm not sure I value what you consider humorous or not. This makes zero sense. Just because the show isn't on the air means it's not funny? Help me out here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 they are the anti-deflategate. those are definitely fully inflated. but we should squeeze them to be sure... Tom wouldn't be able to tell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodlearm Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 This will be Inflategate!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Why in the world would I need the quote feature when I'm responding to the post directly above me? Did anyone NOT realize I was responding to Ryan L Billz? Who the hell cares regardless? Do you have a giant stick up your ass constantly or what? Is this the fly under the radar thing you were talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jethro_tull Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Wow. She / they ain't that great. Kate upton on the other hands....who cares if she cant sing or say a convincing line of dialogue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agardin Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Not sure if this has been posted. I think I love her. Edited January 30, 2015 by agardin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 It's weird because I prefer brunettes/black hair chicks except for when large breasticles are involved. Dark hair and huge boobs makes me think of cheesy porn for some reason. SORRY KATIE PERRY. Kate Upton fits the mold better imo: Yeah, you almost never see blonde huge-hootered pr0n bimbos. What planet are you from again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metzelaars_lives Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Coming from a dude with an avatar from a show that was all the rage 10 years ago I'm not sure I value what you consider humorous or not. Worst comeback in the history of this website? It's gotta be in the discussion right? It's weird because I prefer brunettes/black hair chicks except for when large breasticles are involved. Dark hair and huge boobs makes me think of cheesy porn for some reason. SORRY KATIE PERRY. Your nightclub must be a real hoot. Edited January 30, 2015 by metzelaars_lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Welp if you want to give me the details on yours we can compare? Or are we back on the whole "Crotchety old man who's bitter about being stuck with the same saggy trim for the rest of his life" thing? Because I could definitely hook you up with something young and new for a fun night out. As long as you don't make her sit there and listen to an Allman Brothers album because "It's important she understands what real music is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma Pecoraro Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I'd like to get urogenital with her (while listening to Perry Como). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Urogenital is easily the coolest word I didn't know existed that I've learn in MONTHS. Thank you. Now I just need to find the opportunity to slip it into some casual convos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Around The NFL @AroundTheNFL 5m5 minutes ago Katy Perry: "I can assure you that nothing in my performacne will be deflated." LOL !!! :thumbsup: Not sure if this has been posted. I think I love her. Where do I apply for that job! 1:19 awesome Edited January 30, 2015 by BillsFan-4-Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 she's a kidder answering the first question, “I’m just here so I don’t get fined" Perry didn’t stop there, later declaring, “I think I can assure everyone in here that nothing in my performance will be deflated.” https://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/katy-perry-mocks-tom-bradys-deflategate-marshawn-lynch-230000975-us-weekly.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopreme Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Going to b e a jugtacular SB this year it seems. Also keep an eye out for the Carls Jr. SB commercial featuring Charlotte Mckinney: She is the real deal. Absolute perfection. Edited January 30, 2015 by Mopreme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bufcomments Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Going to b e a jugtacular SB this year it seems. Also keep an eye out for the Carls Jr. SB commercial featuring Charlotte Mckinney: nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Yeah she's my new fave. They're calling her the new Kate Upton. I call her my future ex-wife. Edited January 30, 2015 by TheBillsWillRiseAgain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 this is a Katy Perry thread. not a porn stop, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 THAT'S ARTISTIC BRAHi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Please add NSFW in the thread title CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Enough with all these blondes. This is a Katy Perry thread! Maybe a deep cut is needed to get this Katy party rocking again ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metzelaars_lives Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Enough with all these blondes. This is a Katy Perry thread! Maybe a deep cut is needed to get this Katy party rocking again ? Hearing all these Katy Perry songs just gets me psyched for next football season. When I hear Hot and Cold in particular and you can feel Katy's emotions as she laments about men in her life who have a tendency to be indecisive, I can close my eyes and picture my friend tossing me another beer while we throw some brats on the grill in preparation for rooting on our favorite Sunday warriors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Hearing all these Katy Perry songs just gets me psyched for next football season. When I hear Hot and Cold in particular and you can feel Katy's emotions as she laments about men in her life who have a tendency to be indecisive, I can close my eyes and picture my friend tossing me another beer while we throw some brats on the grill in preparation for rooting on our favorite Sunday warriors. that's the spirit !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metzelaars_lives Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) She is the real deal. Absolute perfection. Sarcasm off: and also with respect to Charlotte McKinney, she is not "absolute perfection." I just did a google image search and yes, she has enormous t**s (once again) but she is not what I would describe as gorgeous. Neither is Katy Perry. I was watching the first Austin Powers last week and Elizabeth Hurley in her prime was what I would call gorgeous. The chick who dies in Braveheart is gorgeous. You guys are just suckers for gigantic t**s. EDIT: and please do not respond with the predictable responses- of course she is hot, I just think when you throw around words like "perfect," I have to take issue. And she is not "the next Kate Upton." Kate Upton is WAY prettier, it's not even close. Edited January 30, 2015 by metzelaars_lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Elizabeth Hurley is amazing. I'd have to throw Alessandra Ambrosio out there as my definition of perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Hearing all these Katy Perry songs just gets me psyched for next football season. When I hear Hot and Cold in particular and you can feel Katy's emotions as she laments about men in her life who have a tendency to be indecisive, I can close my eyes and picture my friend tossing me another beer while we throw some brats on the grill in preparation for rooting on our favorite Sunday warriors. BIZARRO WORLD,,,, Yesterday you were trashing people for listening to Katy and said they drank wussy drinks... now you love them? lets not go there again. /trolling Edited January 30, 2015 by BillsFan-4-Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Hearing all these Katy Perry songs just gets me psyched for next football season. When I hear Hot and Cold in particular and you can feel Katy's emotions as she laments about men in her life who have a tendency to be indecisive, I can close my eyes and picture my friend tossing me another beer while we throw some brats on the grill in preparation for rooting on our favorite Sunday warriors. Relax dude. She sings pop. She's pretty. Gets paid millions. Really what's wrong with that? You dont like her music. We get it. I'm pretty sure even she knows her songs dont compare to a let it be, billie jean, mozart, beethoven. She just wants the $$$ and the glory. I'm 100% sure she is not trying to please every old man in America. Go listen to Ramblin Man and take a chill pill. For the record, I dont worship her music. It's pop. Pop music is what it is. It's played on the radio and most people deal with it. Sometimes the pop songs are really good like Michael J, and sometimes they're just decent. Like Perry. But at the end of the day. It's just pop music. Not wonderful works of arts. Everyone knows that. Sarcasm off: and also with respect to Charlotte McKinney, she is not "absolute perfection." I just did a google image search and yes, she has enormous t**s (once again) but she is not what I would describe as gorgeous. Neither is Katy Perry. I was watching the first Austin Powers last week and Elizabeth Hurley in her prime was what I would call gorgeous. The chick who dies in Braveheart is gorgeous. You guys are just suckers for gigantic t**s. EDIT: and please do not respond with the predictable responses- of course she is hot, I just think when you throw around words like "perfect," I have to take issue. And she is not "the next Kate Upton." Kate Upton is WAY prettier, it's not even close. Everyone has different tastes. I personally think Upton is an 8.5 or B depending on your grade. If you thik she is a 10+, I wont argue with ya, since everyone has different tastes. Also, I'm not a sucker for big ti**. I'm good with a flat chested woman, as long as she has either a)pretty face or b)big butt. Of course if she has all 3, then great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prickly Pete Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 There are chicks as hot as Katy Perry roaming the Boulevard Mall every weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 What's the odds on if her and JJ Watt hooked up after their ESPN the magazine photo shoot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prickly Pete Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) What's the odds on if her and JJ Watt hooked up after their ESPN the magazine photo shoot? Probably low. She is likely balling a skinny guitar player somewhere. she likes guys like this Edited January 30, 2015 by HoF Watkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All_Pro_Bills Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 What I don't get is why she was ever married to Russell Brand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Stampede Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 She's a good singer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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