TPS Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 WhyTF is every publication focused on "5 Things"? Can't one of these reporters have some balls and talk about 6 things, or 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 http://youtu.be/f5JrucgtL0E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 5 is a prime number? Americans attention span cannot handle more that 5 things at a time CNN 5 things to start your day i can't focus anymore and can only come up with three reasons for 5 things.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJ Bills backer Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 WhyTF is every publication focused on "5 Things"? You might as well ask what Mel Kiper Junior does when there's no draft going on, why Cosmo almost always has a front page cover highlighting 5 ways to drive your man crazy, why book titles have become so formulaic (STUPID TITLES - HOW THE BOOK INDUSTRY TRIES TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION), or what is the meaning of life (the wiz knows - he became a waiter! its not much of a life but...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Three is the number. Five is right out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) Needs to fill more space than"One simple trick" will. Edited October 30, 2014 by Wacka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Three is the number. Five is right out. Well what about two then ?what is your favorite colour / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Well what about two then ? what is your favorite colour / Yellow...no, blue! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 "Why do they call it MULTIPLE sclerosis?!? Cant you get it just once? Everyone I meet has to have MULTIPLE sclerosis..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Yellow...no, blue! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beat me to it! Have a safe landing!!! "Why do they call it MULTIPLE sclerosis?!? Cant you get it just once? Everyone I meet has to have MULTIPLE sclerosis..." I'm no doctor, but once certainly seems like more than enough. (Before anyone has a reaction, my mother was once diagnosed with MS, but it turned about to be something else. Apparently it's very tricky to diagnose, and just as horrible. I am NOT making light of something without understanding.) what is your favorite colour Buddy the Elf was also interested in such things. Are you Buddy the Elf? (I've tried to find the cheese shop skit on line, but to no avail.... could that possibly be as funny as I remember it? I doubt that.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Beat me to it! Have a safe landing!!! I'm no doctor, but once certainly seems like more than enough. (Before anyone has a reaction, my mother was once diagnosed with MS, but it turned about to be something else. Apparently it's very tricky to diagnose, and just as horrible. I am NOT making light of something without understanding.) Buddy the Elf was also interested in such things. Are you Buddy the Elf? (I've tried to find the cheese shop skit on line, but to no avail.... could that possibly be as funny as I remember it? I doubt that.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Lightning Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 5 fingers of death 5 on the black hand side Take 5 5 easy pieces 4 weddings and a funeral = 5 It's for when you need more than 3 and 7's too many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 WhyTF is every publication focused on "5 Things"? Can't one of these reporters have some balls and talk about 6 things, or 4? 42 is the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Thank you, sir! If you found that easily, I must have looked long enough ago that the magical inter-webby thing did not yet contain all that has ever happened. Much appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 WhyTF is every publication focused on "5 Things"? Can't one of these reporters have some balls and talk about 6 things, or 4? They do talk about 4...but only insomuch as they're on their way to five. Six...they'd need both hands, thus would have to put down the scotch. Priorities, man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 http://youtu.be/f5JrucgtL0E Ok now that's some freaky ****. I semi- quoted this scene In an email to my wife today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 On another note, why do they put a date on sour cream - are they expecting it to go good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Ok now that's some freaky ****. I semi- quoted this scene In an email to my wife today. I know...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 They do talk about 4...but only insomuch as they're on their way to five. Six...they'd need both hands, thus would have to put down the scotch. Priorities, man... So, what you're saying is that this guy and his alien cohorts would always list 6 things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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