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Same old nazi sounding shitz. Vocals do not impress. Have a 23 yr old son ,can make sounds just like that. I won`t call it singing.

 

My son (14) is now heavily into this genre. He is a budding musician, so I'm hoping it's temporary and he realizes how little talent these bands have. Mind you, I don't think they are devoid of talent - especially the drummers. But many of the bands are filled with one-trick ponies.

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I just checked into this thread out of curiosity. After playing some of the videos I'm terrified. Do people really listen to this when they aren't sacrificing things in the woods?

Thank you for confirming my instinct.

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I just checked into this thread out of curiosity. After playing some of the videos I'm terrified. Do people really listen to this when they aren't sacrificing things in the woods?

Yes lol, I listen to slipknot for easy listening music. All the Gore is annoying but for me it's all about the power and ferocity of the music.

The proper term is Cookie Monster rock.

Cookies are good.

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It's not very often that this gets to come out:

 

 

I'm late to the party but first the Manero Mosh and now this? :worthy:

 

I'm not big on the cookie monster vocals, but one band that crushed it for me was Opeth on Ghost Reveries.

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I just checked into this thread out of curiosity. After playing some of the videos I'm terrified. Do people really listen to this when they aren't sacrificing things in the woods?

 

:lol: This. You have emboldened me to speak out. :D

 

I was a little more versed in this genre seeing my oldest is a suburban male.

 

My son grew out of it by the time he reached Grade 9. He's 19 now and wonders WTF was he thinking back then.

 

Anywho... Here is an interesting read:

 

http://pages.vassar.edu/musicalurbanism/2011/01/16/heavy-metal-before-subculture/

 

"By the late 1970s, things were further complicated by that other heavy metal that teenage guys might obsess about: the soft-porn illustrated sci-fi/fantasy magazine originating out of France."

 

Gug... Try not to stress, but you are right in what you say. Hopefully your son's talents as a musician evolve and grow out of the arrested development this genre seems to promote. I am praying for you Bro! Maybe hook him up with a nice hippy chick that digs the Indigo Girls. ;)

 

To the rest of the guys... If you want to get laid someday (other than by a meth whore that has Icarus' waxed wings) and have stable normal relationships, ditch the Cannibal Corpse (hey, they are from BFLo right!) and porn and throw in Carole King's "Tapestry" into the ye ole 8-Track. I know it seems like selling out your manly man virtues, burning your ManCard, but trust me, it won't kill you. Sci-Fi, death metal, thrashing around wearing black fantasy tees and Cookie Monster growling is so Grade 7. Time to grow up and stop masterbating to Star Trek. You will thank me later.

 

:D:D Was I little harsh on the genre? I was a little harsh on the genre. What the F*!@# you guys thinking by listening to this shiest (the new subculture and what it has become)! :doh:

 

BTW... I still get the dang blasted emails from Metal Blade Records that my son must of gave my email address to a bunch of years ago. The emails are a stark reminder of that phase he was going through. http://www.metalblade.com/us/ PLEASE make them stop! :wallbash:

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:lol: This. You have emboldened me to speak out. :D

 

I was a little more versed in this genre seeing my oldest is a suburban male.

 

My son grew out of it by the time he reached Grade 9. He's 19 now and wonders WTF was he thinking back then.

 

Anywho... Here is an interesting read:

 

http://pages.vassar.edu/musicalurbanism/2011/01/16/heavy-metal-before-subculture/

 

"By the late 1970s, things were further complicated by that other heavy metal that teenage guys might obsess about: the soft-porn illustrated sci-fi/fantasy magazine originating out of France."

 

Gug... Try not to stress, but you are right in what you say. Hopefully your son's talents as a musician evolve and grow out of the arrested development this genre seems to promote. I am praying for you Bro! Maybe hook him up with a nice hippy chick that digs the Indigo Girls. ;)

 

To the rest of the guys... If you want to get laid someday (other than by a meth whore that has Icarus' waxed wings) and have stable normal relationships, ditch the Cannibal Corpse (hey, they are from BFLo right!) and porn and throw in Carole King's "Tapestry" into the ye ole 8-Track. I know it seems like selling out your manly man virtues, burning your ManCard, but trust me, it won't kill you. Sci-Fi, death metal, thrashing around wearing black fantasy tees and Cookie Monster growling is so Grade 7. Time to grow up and stop masterbating to Star Trek. You will thank me later.

 

:D:D Was I little harsh on the genre? I was a little harsh on the genre. What the F*!@# you guys thinking by listening to this shiest (the new subculture and what it has become)! :doh:

 

BTW... I still get the dang blasted emails from Metal Blade Records that my son must of gave my email address to a bunch of years ago. The emails are a stark reminder of that phase he was going through. http://www.metalblade.com/us/ PLEASE make them stop! :wallbash:

We aren't giving up metal for girls, I have great wife thank you and its not a phase, I'm 45, we listen to it because we like it. If you don't that's your problem and I don't need you to tell me what I should listen too.

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Bringing my son to see Slayer, Behemoth and Lamb of God in NYC late July.

 

This will be our second time seeing Lamb of God (first was when they opened for Slipknot in 2015).

 

As little as 3 years ago, if someone had told me I would have seen Lamb of God multiple times, I'd tell them they were crazy.

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Bringing my son to see Slayer, Behemoth and Lamb of God in NYC late July.

 

This will be our second time seeing Lamb of God (first was when they opened for Slipknot in 2015).

 

As little as 3 years ago, if someone had told me I would have seen Lamb of God multiple times, I'd tell them they were crazy.

 

I'll be at that show. Should be a good one.

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I'll be at that show. Should be a good one.

 

Yeah, man. My son is stoked. This is not my kind of music. At all. But after seeing Lamb of God a couple years ago, I can at least say they've got some talent.

 

We are in section 303. Would have liked the floor, for my son's sake, but I'm happy to be away from that.

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Yeah, man. My son is stoked. This is not my kind of music. At all. But after seeing Lamb of God a couple years ago, I can at least say they've got some talent.

 

We are in section 303. Would have liked the floor, for my son's sake, but I'm happy to be away from that.

 

Cool that you're taking your son despite your ambivalence.

 

I always despised my fathers "thats not music!" comments.

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Cool that you're taking your son despite your ambivalence.

 

I always despised my fathers "thats not music!" comments.

 

I took him to see White Chapel, Cattle Decapitation and a couple other bands, in NYC last year. We did the pit for that show. I was the oldest; he was the youngest. it was awesome to see him happy but I couldn't wait to get out.

 

He's a budding musician, so I want to expose him to whatever he thinks he likes. But I also bring him to things I know he will appreciate when he's older. I took him to see Sir Paul McCartney and I took him to see Rush. He loved both concerts and appreciated the talent - although he still doesn't realize how lucky his is to have seen those two shows.

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I took him to see White Chapel, Cattle Decapitation and a couple other bands, in NYC last year. We did the pit for that show. I was the oldest; he was the youngest. it was awesome to see him happy but I couldn't wait to get out.

 

He's a budding musician, so I want to expose him to whatever he thinks he likes. But I also bring him to things I know he will appreciate when he's older. I took him to see Sir Paul McCartney and I took him to see Rush. He loved both concerts and appreciated the talent - although he still doesn't realize how lucky his is to have seen those two shows.

Cattle Decapitation is the name of a band?!?!?!? I'm officially terrified of everyone in this thread.
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Cattle Decapitation is the name of a band?!?!?!? I'm officially terrified of everyone in this thread.

 

They were horrible. Kind of disturbing. I'll say this, though - the people in the crowd were respectful and well-behaved.

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Spotify gives me the Sessions for Fun House by The Stooges (1970)

 

Well ahead of its time and 23 versions of Dirt and Loose are just the tonic for the office on a tick-and-bob audit review day...

 

Yeah, this might not quite qualify for Heavy Metal, but you had better understand...

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Accept in September, thinking of Kreator, as coming to Melbourne same time. It's not Udo's U.D.O., though, new album in August, like the speed of the demo's released. Was a Metal Heart, Russian Roulette, Rebel, Balls to the Wall, Restless and Wild etc fan

Went and saw Ice-T last month, open with Reign in Blood. The cop killer schtick is a bit pantomine nowadays. Got a free ticket. Oh, it was at Margaret Court Arena. Margaret Court's a 70 plus minister who in her past, was an elite tennis player, a natural lefty that learnt to play righty. She has very conservative views on gay marriage. It was the fist metal concert that i'd been too that the warm up bands we're bagging her christian views on gay marriage. It was kind of weird, being at a Metal Concert, allegedly and having a political message on marriage...

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Bringing my son to see Slayer, Behemoth and Lamb of God in NYC late July.

 

This will be our second time seeing Lamb of God (first was when they opened for Slipknot in 2015).

 

As little as 3 years ago, if someone had told me I would have seen Lamb of God multiple times, I'd tell them they were crazy.

I was gonna say, you never struck me as a Lamb of God fan.

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