The Poojer Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 (edited) oh man this is fun...so many great openers, so little time "Johhny's in the basement, mixin' up the medicine" "Grandpa pissed his pants again, he don't give a damn" "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called.....life" "When I think back on all the sh**/crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all" "i've been a bad, bad girl" "welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, we're so glad you could attend come inside, come inside" 'you're breaking my heart, you're tearin' it apart so f*** you" Edited September 11, 2014 by The Poojer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 (edited) Not that famous a song but in honor of 9/11 I will submit "If This is Goodbye" by Mark Knopfler and Emmylou Harris. "My famous last words are laying around in tatters, sounding absurd, whatever I try." the last line is also brilliant: "My famous last words could never tell the story, spinning unheard in the dark of the sky, but I love you and this is our glory, if this is goodbye, if this is goodbye." Edited September 11, 2014 by OGTEleven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 (edited) -John Valby I like 'em rude You can tell by the that isn't feeling well as the end of the rolls around Oh hi hi hey Whatcha got to say? Shout out your orders loud and clear We've got super, regular and large for that extra bit of barge as the end of the rolls around Edited September 11, 2014 by BillsFan-4-Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans, Way back in the woods among the evergreens There in an old cabin made of earth and wood There lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 In... "goin' to a party. Meet me on after school...." "I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richmond_Bills Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 B!tches aint **** but hoes and tricks, lick on these nut$ and $uck a d!ck..... The Ben Folds version is much better than Snoop Dog version... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 (edited) I met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola. B-E-E-R-B-A-L-L, Beerball. Edited September 11, 2014 by Gugny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Rusted brandy in a diamond glass, everything is made from dreams... -Tom Waitts Nice Waits choice, Dean. Here's mine: They hung a sign up in out town "if you live it up, you won't live it down" So, she left Monte Rio, son Just like a bullet leaves a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Little ditty 'bout Jack and Diane... Two American kids grown' up in the heartland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans, Way back in the woods among the evergreens There in an old cabin made of earth and wood There lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode. Damn you! Good one! Now this popped into my mind: "In 1814 we took a little trip..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 "Cat's foot iron claw, neuro-surgeons scream for more at paranoia's poison door..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 (edited) "Cat's foot iron claw, neuro-surgeons scream for more at paranoia's poison door..." Got my ticket baby!! One good thing about music when it hit's you feel no pain. Edited September 11, 2014 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 yeah, tomorrow night for me...really looking forward to it. Got my ticket baby!! One good thing about music when it hit's you feel no pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 She came on to him like a slow-moving cold front. His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 "He was a hard headed man...He was brutally handsome, and she was terminally pretty." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 "This is the end, beautiful friend." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Doesn't anyone in this thread understand the concept of "line?" Why don't you idiots just start posting entire album jackets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 I take line to mean sentence. Sorry for breaking the rules Doesn't anyone in this thread understand the concept of "line?" Why don't you idiots just start posting entire album jackets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Doesn't anyone in this thread understand the concept of "line?" Why don't you idiots just start posting entire album jackets? Poetic license? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Ohh Oh Ohhh Ohh Oh, Hangin tough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 She never mentions the word addiction, in certain company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Ah Ba Ba Ba Ba Barbra Ann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Ohh Oh Ohhh Ohh Oh, Hangin tough Well done good Sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Oh. When the sun beats down and burns the tar up on the roof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Welcome to the Jungle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 All I wanted was a Pepsi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Ah Ba Ba Ba Ba Barbra Ann All I wanted was a Pepsi! When did this turn in to "Opening line to any song you can think of"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 when we were called idiots When did this turn in to "Opening line to any song you can think of"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 (edited) When did this turn in to "Opening line to any song you can think of"? The one I just made up in my head, I guess. I just checked. That line doesn't come till halfway through the song. My bad. I'm not crazy! Edited September 11, 2014 by THE KIKO MONSTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 when we were called idiots That's no excuse. I call you idiots every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Well, I woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt, and the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert I hope you don't have to ask.... It's Johnny F'in Cash! YES! I remember the first time I heard that song. I was driving down the road, and there was the profound realness to the song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hands Ahw00000000000 !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans, Way back in the woods among the evergreens There in an old cabin made of earth and wood There lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode. My hero. Met him once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Dancing madly backwards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 When did this turn in to "Opening line to any song you can think of"? Take this job and shove it I ain't working here no more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 You part the waters, the same ones that I'm thirsty for. Come to think of it, this is the first line of the second verse. The first is "... the same one's that I'm drowning in" which I still like, but not as much as two others from the same album: Jesus wrote a blank check, one I haven't cashed quite yet. And my favorite: Birds fall from the window ledge above mine then they flap their wings at the last second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Listen. Jump on a moonbeam and ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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