Fleezoid

I don't think it's kid friendly. besides, I think I've hit my creative ceiling.

Yet again. I was thinking about not doing this again, but I was inspired. So, here it is..... Twas the night before football, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The craft beer was chilling, in the cooler with care, In the hopes that Bills football soon would be there. The players were all nestled, by curfew in bed, while visions of Super Bowls, danced in their heads. Some mama in her G-string, and I in my thong, Drank too much tequila, 'till the night was long gone. When out in the den, there arose such a clatter. I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter. Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped, grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped. The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn, Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, A powerhouse team, and Bills Mafia with beer. With Hard Knocks complete, the head coach surely relieved, He barks to his team, it is time to Billieve. More tenacious than Ravens, his warriors they came, He whistled, clapped, and shouted their names... Now Josh, Now James, Now Khalil and Dion, On Bosa, on Benford, on Bernard and Rousseau, To the top of the hill, to be crowned a new king, Just prove it to all, and go grab that damn ring!!

I say we get a group of fans to get together and corner the market. Buy up all the pieces of the stadium and reconstruct it somewhere else.

https://www.tmz.com/2025/09/03/luxury-yacht-sink-minutes-after-takeoff-turkey/ Everyone got out safely, so I can say this; kinda reminds me of cracking up when someone trips and does a face plant.

That's a wierd article. The title is about the stadium and a patch, yet the interview is about Hailee, Josh and Snickers sauce. not one mention of the stadium or patch. Would have kinda like to see the patch. I definitely have to try those sauces. Strange combinations.

Exactly. I read an article at least about 20 years ago with the title something like "Win at Home." I think Vic Carucci wrote it. I'm doing this by memory, but it was basically discussing the chance of making the playoffs simply by the home field record. I don't have the specific numbers, but it was obvious. Something like, if the home field record was at least 6-2 the chance for playoffs was something close to 80%. Drop that to 5-3, around 50%. 4-4, I think that was between 20-30%. 3-5, the percentage was in the teens. So basically, putting out a flat stat like that skews the importance. Yes, maybe it's 50-50 across the board, but if you want playoffs, you better have home field advantage.

Bills better not let Josh ever play for another team. If he wants a half-billion dollars, you give him a half-billion dollars. If the Bills haven't won a Super Bowl by the time that decision comes about, just mortgage his remaining few years because it'll probably never happen anyway. He retires a Bill!

Beer Pong.

Boy did that just bring me back down to earth, and I think I like it. I always let the hopes and excitement get the better of me this time of year. I'm going to play that after every game this year to constantly reign in my enthusiasm. It'll prepare me for that ultimate crash at the end, and maybe make for a quicker recovery.

Thanks. Good stuff. That last throw...."over 60 yards, across his body", and still running to his right. That's one strong arm (says Captain Obvious).

Burger King has got to be loving all these funny Redzone clips with commercials. They're like..."Keep the humor going."

At least Dungy won a SB in Indy. I thought he should have won one with the Bucs. Dungy's defenses were always great.

I listened to the Night Cap on WGR driving home last night and they did the replay of McDermott's presser and I got the same vibe. Opposite the OP, I think it was the same old McDermott using the same old words/phrases..."process", "getting better", "always looking to improve." But what hit me the most was how he sounded so much like Don Granato. Obviously McDermott is so much more successful, but listening to Granato on WGR several times driving home in the past, I realized last night it sounded eerily similar. I started out as a big supporter of McDermott, but the last few years I've been on the fence. I guess I'm still on the fence, but I'm getting awfully close to falling off. It just feels like we may have seen his ceiling. He's done a fantastic job make the Bills a consistent winner. I'm just not sure he can get us across the finish line.

Awesome. I wasn't going to post the Twas rendition this year. I've been thinking it's getting a bit stale. But this has got me pumped, so now I think i'm gonna do it. It's always been the night before the Bills play.

Looks like an airport concourse. Makes sense I guess. I'm sure there'll be the occasional dude racked out on the floor.

Say it ain't so......the entire TBD clan is going to that game? 😁

Three things here: 1. I want one of those trophies. 2. Rapp brought no game. He refused to answer any player questions. 3. Hamlin should have been disqualified on the spot for even attempting to defend Ranch.

I always suspected Chuck E. Cheeses was a front for some kind of illegal activity. All that music, video game bells and screaming is set up as a distraction. You can't notice subtle crimes when your mind is reeling.

Bills trying to figure out their D. Too many changes to be really good. And they have to be really good for first game in. They come out a bit flat. Bills 27 Ravens 34

This team keeps me in a near constant state of......

Cowboys over the Eagles. Because I read somewhere here there's a pretty convincing prediction that Eagles aren't making the playoffs and Dallas is winning the division.

The Eagles now have a lead sponsor for the Tush Push......"Dude Wipes!" They're flushable wipes. Never heard of them. Great,......there's the Terrible Towel, and now Dude Wipes. I'm sure they'll be waved every time the Eagles line up for a Tush Push. Of course that could be some good smack talk on the field. Every time Hurts runs the play, a defensive player can say, "Hey Hurts,....need a Dude Wipe?"

They should have had their Snickers Bar moment after the 1st Super Bowl. Then maybe they would have figured it out at least 1 of the next 3 chances.

Don't the Bills want players that have a lot of love for each other. 😱 As another poster eluded to, at least he's not this guy...

I love the Bills story here. Josh gets 2nd MVP and Cook gets SB MVP and the Bills dominate the SB. However, there were too many surprise storylines. Chiefs and Eagles missing the playoffs? I can't buy either of them missing, but certainly not the Eagles. Both Colts and Titans making the playoffs? Maybe one of them. Packers at 8-9? Can't get on board with that one. And finally, If the Bills make it to the Super Bowl, it won't be against a 9-8 playoff team! They never have been that lucky. It'll be against the best in the NFC.