Fleezoid

I miss not answering the phone and telling the person that called that I wasn't home.

He's got the shoes....

Add some glitter. Then they'll sparkle when getting bumped from the playoffs every year.

Or hire a bunch of Piss Boys to meander amongst the fans.

This was a bet (probably started by the homeowner) to see who could stay outside the longest. They all lost. Or won, depending on how you look at it.

Just none before I die! Expectation management.

Spaghetti Western

Dr. Who?

Don't do it. It'll turn you pets into something like the subject of a Stephen King movie.

It'll be real hard for me to see the Super Bowl commercials since I won't be watching the Super Bowl.

The hope for "1 before I die", just changed to the reality "none before I die." I've accepted that. We need a new coach. So what if we have a mini rebuild. And who cares who it is. You'll never know until you know. But we do know that McD can't get this team through the playoffs. His D was Swiss cheese against the run in the 2nd half. Not necessarily on McD, but the offensive game plan sucked too. All those screens and swing passes had us living in 3rd down all night. Then when they try the middle or deep passes, Allen was off. Not how you use Allen.

I tried a couple of times, but for me it's a waste of time. By the time I put an 8-word comment in, 5 pages have gone by. Everyone's typing; very little reading. Half a dozen pages for one play at times

Take out December and then whaddya have? Seriously, I don't know. Allen's last few seasons have been similar; out of the gate strong, middle season slump, finish strong. He plays well in December!

Who has this guy working for them.....

I'm cool as a cucumber.................on the inside!

Bills 27 Chiefs 26

I'm pushing this into the movie realm..... A dude like Steve Buscemi that goes on a space shuttle ride and returns to have sex with Molly Mounds! Am I a Steve Buscemi look alike? The world will never know.

Thank God, it's Jim Nantz and Tony Romo

Growing up, my friends and I would ride our bikes there in the summer. About an 8-10 mile ride. Brings back memories.

People in a bar in Boston that can drink beer all day and night and never get drunk. Wait, never mind. The last part is the part I don't like.

"One singular sensation Every little step he takes"....

Keep you seat belts buckled folks...

It's never been "nice knowing Dallas." But, I get it. Don't let an usher kick you in the pants on the way out, Jerry!