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Anyone else read the title like a ShamWow Infomercial? You can get Jonathan Taylor NOW for just 16 installment payments of $750K!

If true, then disgraceful, unwelcome, and irredeemable.

If apportioning fault, then: 70% to JA17 - bailing from pockets, failing to see wide open pass catchers, forcing throws, sugar rush hero ball, 4 easily avoided turnovers, and just sloppy “disfocused” play 20% to Dorsey - his calls had people open often, but no offensive identity, throwing on 3rd&2, draw play on 2nd&15, 41 passes against a top pass defense despite not being down most of the game, of course no or very few screens, hardly any plays where a first read is wide open because of play design, and clearly not coaching JA17 effectively enough on taking what is there 9% to McDermott - his defense had a good point total but can’t stop running backs, poor angles and tackling, team lack of focus and low energy, and although we did not deserve to win the game at this point anyways I am placing the OT ST TD mostly on him because the head coach who went through 13 seconds should know better than to allow a punt to land in bounds there 1% to Smiley - you, me, and Sam Martin’s family know why All that said, ironically enough the best advice right now is from Aaron Rodgers: R-E-L-A-X. Think the very similar Week 1 Steelers loss and how that season played out. Better to get a wake up call this early. KC, CIN, LAC, and NE all lost and NJ lost Rodgers. Falling the sky is not. Know what was lovely? The game winning OT ST TD not only sealed the Bills’ loss, it capped off my fantasy opponent’s 40 point comeback win after I started MNF projected 90% to win.

I’ll throw one more coin in the “he sucked at tackling but was good in coverage and yes that includes the Wilson TD” bucket

If you told me there was one offensive captain and asked me who it was, then I would have to say Diggs after watching last night.

What run D?

Dunno if worst, but he was pretty awful. Dude needs to stand in the pocket and dice a defense with accurate darts not this hero ball slopfest. That said, I do think tonight we got a top 5 NFL defense amped for opening night with Rodgers and then re-amped to rally around his injury. This is correctable stuff and overwhelmingly resides between Allen’s ears.

Dead & Co. for me. I believe JA is a fan of them also.

I am revising my selection to: Thinking he feasts on those OTs and makes Rodgers' night hell.

“All good” says Tua the Master of Falling

Tell Rodgers to take you to his leader. Claims he saw an UFO (doesn’t “a UFO” weirdly sound better?), so maybe it will get under his skin. Alternatively, FYI, his mother’s name is Darla Leigh, she used to be a dancer, and he has no contact with her. Do with that information what you will during the three seconds he is running by.

And what about the second half?

Thing is, while Campbell has the old school kneecap-biting persona, he is actually one of the more progressive and pass-oriented coaches.

Imagine this place if we tie

Man plans to sue for injury… water wet… more news at 7

Kelce’s Knee vs. Kneecap Biters Go Lions to win Go Sun God, Gibbs, and Butker to score many points

Diggs should ask Bisons superfan Mark Aichinger if he wants a turn

Anyone disappointed there are no stats about NFL stadiums and trash output? One gripe I have is calling a tipped pass luck.

I guess with the season ramping up he has no time to be on Holliday

Still waiting on those Zubaz alternate jerseys.

2004 Bledsoe fake QB sneak swing pass to McGahee for the 31 yard TD on 4th down vs. Seattle.

But he kills it in the 5th - ship out a 6th or 7th pick that will get poached off the PS anyways!

Play action pass to Gabe “El Capitan” Davis over the middle for 8 yards.

For every Wyatt Teller there’s a Russell Bodine or two.

This is what I like to think Josh in the OP tattoo is looking back over his shoulder at.